'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

I should go to Mexico.

[Dukkit]

can i come? actually im closer to canada

[calgarian]

can i come? actually im closer to canada

So when u r bringing ur fat ass to Canada. I know u just know me in Canada

[Dukkit]

haha. your right. i only know you. but isnt calgary like over towards the west side of the country?

[Kratos]

hello ladies

[Dukkit]

hello wo-man!!

[Dukkit]

plans for the weekend mr k-rat-o-s??

[Kratos]

lol had a kick ass night at the gym, been a month now at the powerlifting gym and im getting some progress on my squat, it blows hard, but i ended up doing 525, my form was horid, still is but not as bad as before.

glad your able to get back into the swing

woah, that's big buddy. I'm doing 385x10. Was doing 405 on cycle, I think I still could but the mental thing.

[Kratos]

plans for the weekend mr k-rat-o-s??

I was asked to come to DC for sex this weekend, but I backed out. I don't feel like driving that far. My little bro wants to work on my kitchen with me, and I should get on that. Probably drink at the local bars.

[Dukkit]

yea smokey is a beast!!!

[Dukkit]

I was asked to come to DC for sex this weekend, but I backed out. I don't feel like driving that far. My little bro wants to work on my kitchen with me, and I should get on that. Probably drink at the local bars.

lol
fun fun

im surprising math chick by taking her to an indoor water park in the poconos!

its gonna be fun

[Dukkit]

i think i tore my calf muscle.

its fukkin sore as shit.

but it was fine when i went to bed

[Ernst]

My left pinky has been numb for a couple weeks. Capillary refill and movement are all good. It's probably just a pinched nerve.

[calgarian]

haha. your right. i only know you. but isnt calgary like over towards the west side of the country?

Yep u r right

[Kratos]

lol
fun fun

im surprising math chick by taking her to an indoor water park in the poconos!

its gonna be fun

I'm jealous, I love water parks.
I go ride the ghetto water slides at the beach near-by sometimes. They're actually quite dangerous and scary. They have curvy ones that are normal and fun. Then there are two extreme ones...like a str8 shot down and pretty tall with humps in them. If you ride them normal you just get a little bit of a weightless feeling when you go over the humps. If you wrap yourself in the mat like a taco you can carry enough speed to launch off the slide. I saw a kid that worked there get like 4 ft of air off the slide, land back on the slide and do it again. I probably got a foot airborne once, but imagine if you didn't come back down on the slide and jumped the track.

[Ernst]

I went to Utah and went down the tallest water slide in the US (or at least it was at the time). Freeway speeds and the worst wedgie ever.

[Kratos]

i think i tore my calf muscle.

its fukkin sore as shit.

but it was fine when i went to bed

give it a few days, have math chick massage it a little. probably just a strain.

[Kratos]

I went to Utah and went down the tallest water slide in the US (or at least it was at the time). Freeway speeds and the worst wedgie ever.

haha, yeah dude
those fast slides when you hit the water at the bottom, if you don't have your legs crossed get ready for an enema and your shorts up your crack.

[Dukkit]

I'm jealous, I love water parks.
I go ride the ghetto water slides at the beach near-by sometimes. They're actually quite dangerous and scary. They have curvy ones that are normal and fun. Then there are two extreme ones...like a str8 shot down and pretty tall with humps in them. If you ride them normal you just get a little bit of a weightless feeling when you go over the humps. If you wrap yourself in the mat like a taco you can carry enough speed to launch off the slide. I saw a kid that worked there get like 4 ft of air off the slide, land back on the slide and do it again. I probably got a foot airborne once, but imagine if you didn't come back down on the slide and jumped the track.

they just built this one and its like a 3 million dollar indoor water park attached to a ski lodge.

its bad ass and huge. with a tiki bar and like a half mile long completely dark tube slide

[Kratos]

I love watching people walk away trying not to have people see them picking their ass.

[Ernst]

I love watching people walk away trying not to have people see them picking their ass.

lolz

[Dukkit]

put me in a special school, cuz i am such a fool!

[Ernst]

Fools ride the short bus.

[Dukkit]

thats why my LOCATION says... on the short bus!!

[Ernst]

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil. All the mayhem I have caused, and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp. And I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me; and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself, no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession... has meant... nothing.

[AnimalGear]

so last night i showed my girl s.com and this forum and taught her ALL about aas and she likes it! Shes the greatest

[Kratos]

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil. All the mayhem I have caused, and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp. And I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me; and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself, no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession... has meant... nothing.

depressing and selfish, go kill yourself

[Kratos]

so last night i showed my girl s.com and this forum and taught her ALL about aas and she likes it! Shes the greatest

I'd want to be in better shape then I am now before admidting steroid use to a girl. I don't want her to look at me after I say I used steroids . I wouldn't show her the forum cause girls are stalkers and she'd search through my posts. All 10k of them.

[Ernst]

I showed my friend w/ benefits this site, too (closest thing to a gf I got). She disapproves of my AAS use. Ms. RecDrugs gettin' all high and mighty on my ass. Never had a problem with the other pills...

[Ernst]

depressing and selfish, go kill yourself

It's a movie quote. Not mine.

[Kratos]

got new business cards today, woot

[AnimalGear]

I'd want to be in better shape then I am now before admidting steroid use to a girl. I don't want her to look at me after I say I used steroids. I wouldn't show her the forum cause girls are stalkers and she'd search through my posts. All 10k of them.

Not me

not this one

[Ernst]

Not me

not this one

Not this one? Oh, you don't have much experience with women, do you?

[AnimalGear]

Not this one? Oh, you don't have much experience with women, do you?

she knows it's just extra testosterone to help the muscle fibers grow

and she doesn't know my handle on the forum

[AnimalGear]

and NO, I don;t have much experience with girls lol

[Dukkit]

I'd want to be in better shape then I am now before admidting steroid use to a girl. I don't want her to look at me after I say I used steroids. I wouldn't show her the forum cause girls are stalkers and she'd search through my posts. All 10k of them.

me and you bud, same boat!! even though some of the girls ive dated have plain out asked me if do steroids once i take my clothes off. maybe its cuz of my small balls. and imagine if i get married and my wife finds this place... and reads all 12000 of posts... i have alot worse shit on here then you kratos.. whew!!

got new business cards today, woot

i keep buggin my boss for some. hes lazy with stuff like that.

[AnimalGear]

she wouldn't stalk me on here, she couldn't care less about steroid talk...we have facebook which is the absolute king of stalking and since she has that she needs nothing else

[Dukkit]

Not this one? Oh, you don't have much experience with women, do you?

sounds bout right

[AnimalGear]

hey be nice...i don't regret telling her...

[Kratos]

got new business cards today, woot

I've had 4 or 5 people tell me I remind them of the guy from American Psycho