'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

good job

[Dukkit]

how was your weekend?

peachy

went to an indoor water park
awesome

[Voland]

you where right DUK, not my taste...some decent asses though. but i see lots of buttaheads, chubbyness...dark eyed....

[Ernst]

Buttah!

[Voland]

Duk, wanna see the whole bunch of pics of transvestites thats cyberharass me sending me pics and begging, insisting me to fukk them in exchange, and the more i say no the more pis they send and teh more grosser??? LOL.

[Ernst]

Why do you have creepy trannies that won't take no for an answer stalking you? How did they get your E-mail?

[Voland]

Why do you have creepy trannies that won't take no for an answer stalking you? How did they get your E-mail?

I got this friend. Who is whateversexual, he fukk, men, girls, tranny, tranvestites, anything...and he introduced me to one. Personally. Gave him my email without my permission and those gay dude seem to know each others and they send me pics. buttefly effect. i delete them but every week they keep coming...

[Kratos]

congrads on the job voland

[Dukkit]

hahah

volands got tranny groupies!!!

[Kratos]

hey hookers

hey babycakes

[Voland]

congrads on the job voland

thanks

[Voland]

hahah

volands got tranny groupies!!!

yes
i want beautiful slavic girls gropies not trannies

[Kratos]

I was still picking plaster nuggets out of my hair in the shower this morning. I have no mirror to shave with, cause we totally stipped that bathroom. I had to walk back and forth from the new bathroom to the living room to shave.

[Ernst]

Voland, do lots of people speak English (or German) where you live?

[Dukkit]

i got a headache starting.. not cool

[Dukkit]

aww, smokey just texted me to see how my monday is... hes good ppl

[Voland]

Voland, do lots of people speak English (or German) where you live?

about 60% can handle a conversation in english...maybe 35% can have my level of english (excelent lol). As for german not. that will be 10-15% but those who know it know it very well.

[Kratos]

I hate sheet rocking...I hate my old house with plaster walls, plaster is gross when it gets in your hair and all over you.

[Voland]

a pijin without a mirror is like a river without water.

[calgarian]

morning Whores...cant stay long Working for a change today

[Kratos]

a pijin without a mirror is like a river without water.

I don't have one...just a little decorative one in the living room...only mirror in the house. No full length, nothing special.

I think I should get one of those fog free mirrors for the shower...then I could shave at the same time. Anybody use one?

[Kratos]

morning Whores...cant stay long Working for a change today

Yes we can!!!

[Ernst]

I think I'm going to try to knock out some X-mas shopping today.

[Voland]

I don't have one...just a little decorative one in the living room...only mirror in the house. No full length, nothing special.

I think I should get one of those fog free mirrors for the shower...then I could shave at the same time. Anybody use one?

i don't shave. why dont you leave you're pijin look and start looking more like Kratos in your avi? That looks better than your nice guy look. You know it, thats why you choose that avi.

[Kratos]

i don't shave. why dont you leave you're pijin look and start looking more like Kratos in your avi? That looks better than your nice guy look. You know it, thats why you choose that avi.

my day job dude, that's why

[Voland]

my day job dude, that's why

whats wrong with being bald and having a goatee? how does that interfere with your job?

[Kratos]

whats wrong with being bald and having a goatee? how does that interfere with your job?

yup, it does. when you look like a pijin people can't throw money at you fast enough...try it sometime.

[Kratos]

I smoked a cig this weekend, now I want one real bad.

[Voland]

yup, it does. when you look like a pijin people can't throw money at you fast enough...try it sometime.

i dressed as a pijin some times for interviews and such, even with suits. And no one give me a cent.

[Dukkit]

I smoked a cig this weekend, now I want one real bad.

tisk tisk

[Voland]

I smoked a cig this weekend, now I want one real bad.

weak

[Kratos]

wow, you guys are mad about that...I smoked something else this weekend too.

[Kratos]

I always want a cig but I usually resist the urge. I've smoked on and off since 16 more off then on.

[Reed]

Man I'm such a good worker. Finished my task an 2 hours ahead of time. Boss says I work as hard as two Mexicans. I'm like na just trying to get shit done to get off early and eat, workout all day!!!

[Kratos]

girl question dukkit
This girl gives me her number, I call her on Tuesday
She sends me a txt message on wednesday "hey, got your message, I'll call you back soon."
Now it's monday, she never called back soon...do nothing or take action?

[Kratos]

Hey voland, remeber that pijina I told you who gave me her number and was all over me a few weeks ago and I said I wasn't going to call her? I didn't call her, and saw her at the bar again on Friday. She didn't remeber me like you said she wouldn't until I told her the nickname her friend calls me then she did remember me. She wasn't as flirty on Friday as the time I saw her before, we only talked for a min.

[Dukkit]

looks like im back on the market for a wife.

math chick isnt cuttin it.

[Dukkit]

girl question dukkit
This girl gives me her number, I call her on Tuesday
She sends me a txt message on wednesday "hey, got your message, I'll call you back soon."
Now it's monday, she never called back soon...do nothing or take action?

oh almost missed this

i would give her the benefit of the doubt. she may of gotten really busy or just had other things on her mind. deleted all her texts and call logs then forgot that she even talked to you

text her. one more time. say hey, you free any night this week? (something like that)

if you dont hear from her by the weekend after texting her.

cross her off the list

[Kratos]

looks like im back on the market for a wife.

math chick isnt cuttin it.

huh, you just had a weekend at the water park...she must have called you at work today

[Dukkit]

i had 3 glasses of wine this weekend. thats all

i was plannin on killin a bottle of whiskey. but then i was too beat after the water park. it would of just put me right to sleep.