'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

Viva la Postwhore Thread!

[swol_je]

whores

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[scibble]

So do you guys think that secondary sexual characteristics, such as beard growth, really play a large role in determining testosterone deficiency? I'm almost 23 and I still can't grow out a full beard, kinda sad.

i think maybe what you mean to ask is:

are ssc necessarily reliable indicators of testosterone defcy

-- cause they certainly have nothing to do with determining it.

but answer is "not totally."

beard growth may be familial, genetic

other sec sex char may be more reliable indicators, such as pubes

if your 23 and dont have pubic hair, that would indicate high likelihood of defcy.

[Ernst]

Shall I wax my junk and go crying to an endo about low test?

[scibble]

that, and shrink your mcnuggets too

[Ernst]

Done.

[Rugger02]

^lol

[sizerp]

i think maybe what you mean to ask is:

are ssc necessarily reliable indicators of testosterone defcy

-- cause they certainly have nothing to do with determining it.

but answer is "not totally."

beard growth may be familial, genetic

other sec sex char may be more reliable indicators, such as pubes

if your 23 and dont have pubic hair, that would indicate high likelihood of defcy.

Well my bro can grow a big ass beard and he's like 17, my dad took a while to grow his facial hair in, but then again he can be kinda women-like sometimes... or just over-sensitive about things. Thx for info Scibbs. May get blood levels tested, I am very similar to my dad.

[scibble]

yeah, i can't grow a full beard, just a goatee, moustache, and scraggly sh`t over the cheeks. just have to live with it, cause it's my genetics at work

[Kratos]

finished laying my tile floor, I feel good about myself and life...too bad I didn't wear ear protection and my ears are ringing

[Kratos]

this ho called me up and i could barely make out the words, tile saws are loud

[Kratos]

facial hair is full and dark and not patchy at all, it looks awesome. It still takes me 3 days to get 5 o'clock shadow though. It's nice, I only shave twice a week at the most.

[scibble]

how come you dont put ear protection?

[scibble]

i'm jealous also when i see guys who can grow a bountiful face crop

[Rugger02]

i'm jealous also when i see guys who can grow a bountiful face crop

:LOL: I grew a massive bead in like 3 weeks before deer hunting season.

So scratchy...

[Ernst]

I have a beard. Been able to since I was like 14 no less.

[Rugger02]

^Sounds like my brother, I think the guy had back hair in 4th grade...

[scibble]

ruggs, play wales tales? that was a big game in my day

[Rugger02]

Never heard of it, how does it go?

[Rugger02]

Probably a long explaination, but I love learning new games.

[scibble]

to make a long explanation short and concise, basically, yall sit around in a circle at a table and call out a number, say 5, and the fifth guy from you around the table has to answer and call a number. if you don't answer in time you drink.

many variations, like calling a number larger than number of peeps so you have to imagine counting around the table several times. or alternating directions with each call.

[scibble]

here's my search result for total instruction:

All players (works best with at least 5) sit or stand in a circle. One player starts by saying the rhyme "Whales Tales, Prince of Wales, somebody stole my tails, I accuse number ____," where the blank is a number up to the number of people playing. For instance, if there are six players, the number will be between 1 and 6, or between reverse 1 and reverse 6. The play then goes to the left from the person that said the rhyme by the number of people he says, or to the right on reverse numbers.
The person, or "whale," accused must say "No" before another player points at him and says drink. Since whales do not have fingers, all pointing must be done with the elbow. If the accused does not say no in time, he drinks. Otherwise the accuser says "Who?", the accused says another number, and play continues.

You may accuse yourself but you must say no before you are pointed at, then say who and another number. Players always count from the player that says the number.

Play stops whenever someone drinks, which occurs when:
- Someone is pointed at before they say no
- Someone messes up or stops while saying the rhyme or another part of the dialogue
- Someone points with their finger, not their elbow
- Someone does not speak quickly enough. This is known as being a slow whale

Then the player to the left of the one that drank begins again by saying the rhyme.

If you have to leave temporarily to get another drink or go to the bathroom, you say "In but out" and your spot is saved. Players must still account for you when you are in but out. If you accuse an absent player, you drink.

This game can be very fast paced and brutal for beginners, especially when playing with experienced veterans.

[Rugger02]

HAHA sounds sweet.
So if the count is on me (I'm accused) and anyone at the table acts faster than I do and points me out, I have to drink?

And I suppose if I wasn't accused but counted wrong and said "No" then I would have to drink also?

[scibble]

correct. very easy to get fvkked up very quickly

[smokeyd]

whats up sluts

[Rugger02]

Sounds fun.
Hang on I'll post one of my favorites, This one, (like yours) would only bee cool with the right people (aka, that have an attention span of more than 30 seconds...)
Called Kings:

[scibble]

smokey-D, rockin out with the tunes! ya!

[sizerp]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/762501..._full_version/

[Ernst]

^Sounds like my brother, I think the guy had back hair in 4th grade...

Fortunately I'm not hirsute, just a bit of chest hair to accompany my nice full beard.

[Ernst]

I was the guy in high school who was always sent to try and buy booze and cigarettes because I looked oldest. I look the same at 26 as I did at 15, just heavier.

[sizerp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fkYmO2B-sM

[Rugger02]

Kings:

Take the whole deck of shuffled cards and spread them in a circle so that the inside is a little larger than a regular drinking glass. Face down.

Good for 5 or more people but I've played it with three too.

One person draws a card at a time (And performs the rule of the card) and play resumes clock-wise around the table.

Here are the rules for each card:

2- Take two drinks

3- Give three drinks (you can split them up)

4- take 4

5- Give 5

6- Dicks (Guys drink)

7- Leprechaun (there is a little man sittin on the top of your drink that only the other players can see. so before you sip, you have to pretend to take him off. And put him back on after.
If you fail to take him off, he thinks you're gonna eat him so he runs away. The other players tell you where he went and you have to chase after him until you catch him.

Sometimes this gets old so after the first time or two we usually change it to a sociable (everyone drink)

8- Thumbmaster, you put your thumb on the table whenever you want and everyone else has to as well. The last person to do so drinks.

9- Rhyme. Say a word and it goes around the table until someone can't think of a rhyme or a word is repeated. They drink.

10- Category. You say pretty much anything: Types of cars, beers, tampons, shoes. Days of the week. Things you might find in a grocery store... Anything and they have to continue on that category. It goes around like 9 rhyme.

Jack- Rule. Make a rule. If someone makes another rule, yours is still good.
My favorites are no swearing, no pointing, you have to repeat the last word of your sentence twice twice. No saying drink drank or drunk. Break a rule and drink.

Queen- Bitches. Girls drink

King- Add a bit of you drink to the center cup. It doesn't matter if it's a cocktail and there's already beer in the cup, dump it in.

The last king chugs the entire center cup and the game is over.

Ace- Lick it and stick it. Lick the card and stick it to your forehead. If it falls off drink.

For leprechaun, thumbmaster and Ace, if somebody else draws the card and you have it already, it goes to them. (There aren't two people that are thumbmaster or with Aces on their foreheads at the same time)

[swol_je]

I have to shave every other day or I have a 5 oc shadow. My girl just left for the christmas break and is gunna be gone for over 3 weeks. Im just gunna let it grow, She'll freak out when she sees me next. LOL

[Ernst]

Drinking games?

My favorite is "Cosmos." Watch Carl Sagan's old TV show Cosmos. Every time he says "billions", drink. You'll be smashed by the time one episode is over.

[Rugger02]

Drinking games?

My favorite is "Cosmos." Watch Carl Sagan's old TV show Cosmos. Every time he says "billions", drink. You'll be smashed by the time one episode is over.

LOL We've done that to the song thunderstruck, by AC DC.

Everytime he says thunder or thunderstruck you drink... *Puke*

[scibble]

we did that with star trek: each player takes a character.

if I am Spock, i have to drink whenever someone says "spock" on the show.

[FallenWyvern]

Kings:

Take the whole deck of shuffled cards and spread them in a circle so that the inside is a little larger than a regular drinking glass. Face down.

Good for 5 or more people but I've played it with three too.

One person draws a card at a time (And performs the rule of the card) and play resumes clock-wise around the table.

Here are the rules for each card:

2- Take two drinks

3- Give three drinks (you can split them up)

4- take 4

5- Give 5

6- Dicks (Guys drink)

7- Leprechaun (there is a little man sittin on the top of your drink that only the other players can see. so before you sip, you have to pretend to take him off. And put him back on after.
If you fail to take him off, he thinks you're gonna eat him so he runs away. The other players tell you where he went and you have to chase after him until you catch him.

Sometimes this gets old so after the first time or two we usually change it to a sociable (everyone drink)

8- Thumbmaster, you put your thumb on the table whenever you want and everyone else has to as well. The last person to do so drinks.

9- Rhyme. Say a word and it goes around the table until someone can't think of a rhyme or a word is repeated. They drink.

10- Category. You say pretty much anything: Types of cars, beers, tampons, shoes. Days of the week. Things you might find in a grocery store... Anything and they have to continue on that category. It goes around like 9 rhyme.

Jack- Rule. Make a rule. If someone makes another rule, yours is still good.
My favorites are no swearing, no pointing, you have to repeat the last word of your sentence twice twice. No saying drink drank or drunk. Break a rule and drink.

Queen- Bitches. Girls drink

King- Add a bit of you drink to the center cup. It doesn't matter if it's a cocktail and there's already beer in the cup, dump it in.

The last king chugs the entire center cup and the game is over.

Ace- Lick it and stick it. Lick the card and stick it to your forehead. If it falls off drink.

For leprechaun, thumbmaster and Ace, if somebody else draws the card and you have it already, it goes to them. (There aren't two people that are thumbmaster or with Aces on their foreheads at the same time)

Wow I would be drunk real quick!

[Rugger02]

we did that with star trek: each player takes a character.

if I am Spock, i have to drink whenever someone says "spock" on the show.

That's awesome, I love Star Trek

Wow I would be drunk real quick!

Yeah. Especially if you have to drink the nasty concoction in the middle cup.

[swol_je]

we play drunken uno. every time someone draws or gets skipped ur drink. Its hard to finish one game.

[swol_je]

flip cup is alright I guess