'Official Postwhore Thread'

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Verizon's got the Blackberry Storm which I've got and it's just as good as that phone

[scibble]

i stick with t-mobile. it's cheapest service and in my town has best coverage. i have the motorola razor. it's awesome. it can make telephone calls

[Dukkit]

haha

kratos is eating a stumpy arm

[Kratos]

rzr? that's old school. t-mobile is the worst

[Dukkit]

i can never send picture texts to t-mobile.

so the girls who im dating that have it... dont get any of my ass shots

lucky for them

[Kratos]

haha

kratos is eating a stumpy arm

it was the deformed hand that was grossing me out and she insisted on using that hand for more stuff than the healthy hand. She kept one of those toe like fingers resting on the button to shoot flouro and we needed to shoot a lot of images. barf in my mouth

[Dukkit]

i like to moon ppl via the phone

[XD40]

my cuz has the storm and ya its pretty kool but it cant touch the iphone IMO. but hey to each his own. Come on you better win the whole shabang this year Yankees!!!

[scibble]

rzr? that's old school. t-mobile is the worst

depends on your area, in my area its' great. and i will never ever take any cell service from att. they suck donkey dick as someone above said.

[Dukkit]

i have ATT and its not so bad

but its worse then when it was just cingular. i loved cingular

[Dukkit]

scibble. im gonna moon you via text

heheheh

[scibble]

i hear jews like tmobile...that;s the real reason kratos doesnt like it

[Dukkit]

fukkin kratos... jew disliker!!

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Jew Nanny

[Dukkit]

i think im skippin the gym today

i need to rest. my body is in way to much discomfort

[XD40]

yepp all depends on where you live. my bro lives in NY and another in Oklahoma City. both have at&t and love it until they come to good ole Illinois to vist. VZW is the shiznit here son.

[XD40]

Ive only been awake since 930 and ive almost downed a whole gallon of water. tim for a snack. can of solid white albacore with some hott sauce baby!!!

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

i think im skippin the gym today

i need to rest. my body is in way to much discomfort

Rest is just another way of making an excuse for being weak!

[Dukkit]

ive been awake since 630

and i dont think im actually fully awake

[XD40]

My brother is a vetenarian and i love IT !!!!!!!!

[Dukkit]

Rest is just another way of making an excuse for being weak!

psht, im a man... i can admit when im weak

hahahah

[Kratos]

i hear jews like tmobile...that;s the real reason kratos doesnt like it

I had t-mobile until I landed a real job. It's cheap shit, that's why the jews like it.

[Kratos]

fukkin kratos... jew disliker!!

Nah, I love everbody. I know and like many jews. I had breakfast with one this morning.

[Dukkit]

lol

why hello there mister kratos
how are you today?

[Dukkit]

2 more fukkin hours

[Dukkit]

this girl is retarded

[Dukkit]

and then.. there was silence

[Dukkit]

as dukkit kept whoring

[Dukkit]

he whored this way.

and he whored that way.

he whored every which way.

[Dukkit]

until there wasnt so much as a vag that he hadnt whored

he whored so much, he beat down so much vag, he murdered so much vag

he was wanted for vagacide

[Dukkit]

the worlds leaders came together in a council

they declared martial law on dukkits nether regions

the regions that destroyed so many of them, them... those poor innocent virgins. those dirty hoes, those stupid girls. every one of them wanted revenge. for dukkit to repay the pain that he had caused them

[Dukkit]

what shall dukkit do? there was no where to go.

he was trapped. between the walls of a loose pvssy

[Kratos]

Why do Jewish bitches only sleep with circumcised men?
They want 20% off everything!

[XD40]

My boss would be so pissed if he looked at all of my history from this sight but he cant say shit because hes a meathead too lol (although he would have to explain it to the city council if they decided to take a gander at my history

[Dukkit]

it was so deep. so wet and slippery,

he tried as he could, he tried as he must

to escape. to stand up and work his way out

but there was no escape. hed take 2 steps forward and slide 6 steps back.

the walls would close in once he started seeing the light. the end. the way out!!

the walls squeezed so tight, he blacked out. he woke up in the ovaries. forever trapped

dukkit.... was never seen again

[Kratos]

Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!

[Dukkit]

thanks guys... fukkin assholes

you ruined my story time

worthless maggots!!

[Kratos]

Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.

[XD40]

Dukkit forward that story to playboy. you might get an article haha

[Kratos]

What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's