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  1. 01-08-2009, 01:21 PM #116761
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    damn this albacore strait outta the can is MONEY.....
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    Still no cia. Still no GNC stuff.
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    Fcuk buddy has like post-partum depression from her abortion. Is that even possible?
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    some fine broad just drove by doin 7mph over and im thinkin about pullin her over to check it out.....nope im off in 40 min,. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    Dukkit forward that story to playboy. you might get an article haha
    ive been told a few times. maybe ill look into it. LOL
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    damn this albacore strait outta the can is MONEY.....
    sweetness!!

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    Still no cia. Still no GNC stuff.
    dude... bummer... but at least you still have your looks
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    some fine broad just drove by doin 7mph over and im thinkin about pullin her over to check it out.....nope im off in 40 min,. haha
    your a cop! and your whoring from your laptop!!

    tisk tisk!!
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    its cool

    im an ex-con and im whoring from my desktop
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    some fine broad just drove by doin 7mph over and im thinkin about pullin her over to check it out.....nope im off in 40 min,. haha
    I saw some fine ass female officer a couple weeks ago and I thought about speeding so I could talk to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    dude... bummer... but at least you still have your looks
    That's the problem...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I saw some fine ass female officer a couple weeks ago and I thought about speeding so I could talk to her.
    I got pulled over by the finest Highway Patrol chick... That shiny badge resting on her nice rack... I may have stared a little bit. Would it be tacky to ask for her # when you're pulled over?
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    Im am a whore. im stuck here kus i got forced in for three hours today kus some fat **** decided to call in. ohh well its cash baby....i gotta go get some Gold Standard Whey (strawberry) anyone else like that shit ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Still no cia. Still no GNC stuff.
    what's wrong? penis broken?
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    I use the Gold Standard Vanilla.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what's wrong? penis broken?
    Not anymore. But let's say the deca wasn't my friend. Dropped it and upped the test. Now the cia will just be kinda for fun I guess.
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    ya she would prolly laugh at you (even if she really wanted it) kus we have these damn microphones on us all the time now...I work with some chick thats hott but she is a chubby chaser and she bums dips off of me....wow...wat a waste of vag/
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    ya she would prolly laugh at you (even if she really wanted it) kus we have these damn microphones on us all the time now...I work with some chick thats hott but she is a chubby chaser and she bums dips off of me....wow...wat a waste of vag/
    So I should just write it down and slip it to her... good to know.
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    im not sick.. but im not well..
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im not sick.. but im not well..
    do you also sit on flag poles?
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    we had a hot CO in jail.

    we would all stand at our doors with no clothes on as she did count

    then we'd go to the hole for indecent exposure.

    but it felt so good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    do you also sit on flag poles?
    only if its shaped like a giant dick of america!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    scibble. im gonna moon you via text

    heheheh
    waiting....
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    The only female CO I saw made dudes look good.
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    HAHA ya you could write it down and slip it to her. man im ****ing BORED !!!! I should prolly be learning something in the diet section or reading up on some other shit...but this is just fine for now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The only female CO I saw made dudes look good.
    thats how the rest were

    lol
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    Though to be fair it was county... so she was actually a Sheriff's Deputy.
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    haha man so you did some time huh? but ya that shit is funny. thats y i never took a job offer to be a CO kus of that shit. lol
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    ya there are some hott ones around here. two state troopers....man id love to tear their shit up! but then i could just go for the regular M.O. and bang all the dispatchers and compare my experiences with my co workers lol
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    kratos, for a while it was a pleasure knowing you...

    [takes the necessary action]
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    kratos, for a while it was a pleasure knowing you...

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    why? cause I know some jew jokes? I thought you had a sense of humor.
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    If any of you guys are, wat ru paying for EQ? i can get it strait from the vet for $63 for 10mL....soild price or not ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    haha man so you did some time huh? but ya that shit is funny. thats y i never took a job offer to be a CO kus of that shit. lol
    yea i did 17 months total. split into 3 bids

    and id rather be a cop then a CO. CO's get straight shit on. at least some ppl respect cops. no one respects CO's
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    ya. some ppl respect the badge but everyone respects the gun lol.
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    love that quote.
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    not so much.

    ive had a few guns in my face (by cops)
    and didnt respect shit

    but thats when i was a disrepectful lil punk

    so i guess that doesnt count
    hahah
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    when my house was raided by the cops

    i woke up to a gun in my face and flipped the fukk out. it wasnt pretty, the cop had to yell for 5 more cops to come into the room cuz he didnt know whether to shoot

    or to run

    hahah
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    I'm not afraid of guns at all. I respect individuals, not badges or guns.
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