'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

dont

say its against your religion to go outside in the cold

it messes up your connection to your god or someshit

it works for me.

lol

rofl, good plan, i don't have to justify to anyone though really. Just gotta get out when i got to the gym later.

[scibble]

deli meat isnt healthy anyways

full of preservatives and chemicals

unless its kosher.... lol... forgot about that

i aint worried about the phantom demons of "preservatives and chemicals". until someone can show me it's harming me.

turkey is the best anyway. you get the bad chemicals (nitrites) with the salamis, bolognas and other sausage-like concoctions.

like these people who tell you to limit fish consumption cause of metal poisoning. when more people are dying from metal poisoning than are dropping dead from coronary artery disease, then i'll show some concern.

[Dukkit]

i used to use that excuse is school

"why didnt you do your homework mr dukkit?"

well social studies teacher. its against my religion to discuss or write about the politics of any given nation

it would work once in a blue moon

[Dukkit]

i aint worried about the phantom demons of "preservatives and chemicals". until someone can show me it's harming me.

turkey is the best anyway. you get the bad chemicals (nitrites) with the salamis, bolognas and other sausage-like concoctions.

like these people who tell you to limit fish consumption cause of metal poisoning. when more people are dying from metal poisoning than are dropping dead from coronary artery disease, then i'll show some concern.

yeah i dont care. i just wanted to sound smart

hahahaa

[D7M]

13 degrees here
with wind chill.. a bit lower

...and that's why I'm inside whoring

[scibble]

you do dukkit, you DO sound smart!

[Dukkit]

...and that's why I'm inside whoring

im in my warehouse at work

but its 50 in here. so im still cold as hell

[RuhlFreak55]

it's like -4 here or something....was this morning anyway....dunno how much it's warmed up

[Dukkit]

you do dukkit, you DO sound smart!

aww shucks

well you sounds much smarter-er-er

[scibble]

i gots to do errands today: drop off a blood sample to the lab. grocery. stuff...

at times like this i imagine with awe how people lived a hundred twenty years ago.

candles, fireplace or stove, ....amazing

[Dukkit]

i gots to do errands today: drop off a blood sample to the lab. grocery. stuff...

at times like this i imagine with awe how people lived a hundred twenty years ago.

candles, fireplace or stove, ....amazing

i know. they would kill a bear and use that as a coat

then stay inside in this weather

[scibble]

aww shucks

well you sounds much smarter-er-er

i thinkyou mean to say "MORE smarterer"

[Dukkit]

i thinkyou mean to say "MORE smarterer"

nah, ware i cum frum, dats how we speek

[Dukkit]

animal!~!

[Kratos]

poop on a stick

[Kratos]

nah, ware i cum frum, dats how we speek

you ain't got no hometown foo, the world has orphaned you

[RuhlFreak55]

now it's snowing....and my tongue hurts

[Kratos]

go lick the flag pole, it'll feel better

[RuhlFreak55]

go lick the flag pole, it'll feel better

no it wont...that'll make it worse

[RuhlFreak55]

well if i got the bar on there it might actually help....cuz that would transfer the cold through it and through my tongue...hence numbing it!!!!!!

[Kratos]

so ruhl, what happened to all the ladies you were talking about before your absence? did you score yet?

[Kratos]

I feel down my snowy front steps last night with my hands in my jacket pocket so I couldn't even break my fall.

[Dukkit]

just did my state and federal tax return

gettin some dough back for gear

whoohoo!!

[Dukkit]

you ain't got no hometown foo, the world has orphaned you

i know. ppl always ask me where i grew up

i say, here and there. no place really

[Kratos]

had pizza for lunch, I don't really like pizza that much but I was wanting it today. it was lame even though it was really good pizza

[RuhlFreak55]

so ruhl, what happened to all the ladies you were talking about before your absence? did you score yet?

no scoring no.....i went on a date though!!!
and now i'm talking to a girl that's pretty damn sweet and she's pretty big too, we're doin something this weekend. and she's got one of those sex drives that u never find in girls too

[Kratos]

why would you want her to be big?

[Dukkit]

someone called me last night as i was sleeping at like 130

private number

i picked up
it was a girl
they knew my name
they said their name... it sound like lacy or lisa or something

i dont know any girls like that.

and ive texted all my girls and no one called me they say

[RuhlFreak55]

why would you want her to be big?

cuz i like muscles

[RuhlFreak55]

forecast says snow flurries *looks outside* so why is my entire parking lot covered

[Kratos]

cuz i like muscles

gross dude not on a chick, that's gay

[Kratos]

I got my little bro to lick the fire hydrant at the bus stop when he was in 1st grade. It stuck and created a huge fiasco. The bus came, I had to run and get my mom. She basically just gave a strong pull and he lost a lot of taste buds and had a bit of a scar on his tounge for awhile.

[Dukkit]

gross dude not on a chick, that's gay

only muscle they should have is a tight vag

and the deep throating muscle

[Kratos]

I got a date on monday

[RuhlFreak55]

gross dude not on a chick, that's gay

whatever, i love it, i don't want a skinny little pathetic stick....i want a woman i can be proud of....someone strong, who can stand up for herself, who wont take people's shit.....an equal, i never want a partner that i'm way superior to

[RuhlFreak55]

only muscle they should have is a tight vag

and the deep throating muscle

well those are of course pluses

[Dukkit]

I got a date on monday

ohhh??

details please...

[Kratos]

ohhh??

details please...

the head shrinker chick, she's got a dentist apt this weekend
she's orig from like 1.5hrs away and she's going back there for the weekend but we're getting together on monday

[RuhlFreak55]

a large kettle on the stove holds boiled bodyparts

[RuhlFreak55]

cut the flesh and let i bleed, precious skin is what i need