'Official Postwhore Thread'

[D7M]

got my blood test results today w00t!

yah? how'd everything turn out?

[scibble]

total test over 1500
estradiol 165 (max norm for male = 45)
Hemoglobin, ALT, chem 7 all normal

[Skully44420]

hey whores

[D7M]

ooooh....that kind of blood test! thought you meant something else

[gst528i]

did u buy some gear in mexico ?

No sir i did not buy any gear. I did find alot of legitimate gear. It was like a fun field trip .lol...
im still waiting to fully finish my natural potential.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

And Then The Fight Started
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
Drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
Hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on
Celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
Order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
Compliment."
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
Grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a Torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband Is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.

[RuhlFreak55]

those are funny as hell

[gst528i]

Last one made me lol

[XD40]

back @ skool now...cardio 10 am

[peachfuzz]

That was dope dude...

[RuhlFreak55]

back @ skool now...cardio 10 am

lol i do cardio at 5.....don't gotta start till feb 1 though...oh and yea that's 5 in the morning

[XD40]

shit y so early ?!

[XD40]

hey whores can you go take a look at my diet that i reposted if you have time? thanx

[RuhlFreak55]

shit y so early ?!

i like to get up and get it done.....and i always make it so i have class at 8

[XD40]

fvck 8ams....i dont have class till 11 and thats the earliest. thats on tuesday thursday and MW i dont start till 1.....NO CLASSES FRIDAY BIOTCH

[RuhlFreak55]

fvck 8ams....i dont have class till 11 and thats the earliest. thats on tuesday thursday and MW i dont start till 1.....NO CLASSES FRIDAY BIOTCH

i only have one friday at 2 but that might be the class i drop....we'll see

[XD40]

i took a pic yesterday and want to add it as my avvy but it keeps saying connection interupted i think its too large. how do i get this pic up?

[XD40]

its 2.58MB

[RuhlFreak55]

go fish...i've had that happen before too...i had to find another one i think

[XD40]

EFFFF.....i only have one camera....

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmm been looking at tattoo designs....i don't want anything big for a first one....maybe i'll just get a really cool rendering of thor's hammer done.....

getting a really hot Valkyrie would be cool....but it's have to be pretty big i think

[RuhlFreak55]

EFFFF.....i only have one camera....

change the settings so it takes a lower megapixel picture

[XD40]

got it but it looks like shit....oh well

[XD40]

ehh i put it up in my album section so it looks better.

[RuhlFreak55]

i commented on ur diet.......

[XD40]

ya i saw that. thanx man i appreciate it

[RuhlFreak55]

otays.....i think it's time for ruhlfreak to hit the sack

[XD40]

peace bro

[Skully44420]

hello whores

[XD40]

sup mane

[Skully44420]

hows it going XD?

[XD40]

chillin...stayn in as usual. u?

[Skully44420]

same here...gotta go play some football in the morning tomorrow...and then watch my Eagles spank the Cardinals

[XD40]

ya i just gotta hit cardio @ 10 then eat my ass off all day...and go to the grocery store and stock up for another week...then cook a few days worth

[XD40]

workn on 400 posts. bored as shlt

[Bojangles69]

Seems like I see some dudes who only post in here and no where else in the lounge.

[XD40]

i get around when there is something for me to comment on...if i dont know the answer i dont comment.i am guilty of whoring yes lol....i just started using this thing recently. prolly the last 75 posts

[Mammon]

Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other; or else he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You can not serve both God and Mammon.
”
—Matthew 6:19-21,24

[XD40]

---reading the slingshot program

[XD40]

wow that sts is like a whole book