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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'm guessing you kinda paw at her ***** with your tounge awkwardly. When you should be hittin that clit and working a finger or two in there.
    "write the ABC's on her clit with your tongue" batting it this way and that with it......i know wtf i'm doing

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    every so often give it a little break....especially after orgasms....and go down and play with the lips more...maybe lick her asshole....etc

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    Had this girl over last night after the Superbowl. Classy chick eh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Had this girl over last night after the Superbowl. Classy chick eh?

    My type of girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Had this girl over last night after the Superbowl. Classy chick eh?

    about all she deserves is a double penetration with the big cock in her ass

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    Rühl... you should PM me Kate's facebook... I want to see the chick you sold your soul for. I promise not to leave any messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    every so often give it a little break....especially after orgasms....and go down and play with the lips more...maybe lick her asshole....etc
    strange technique
    after she has an orgasm it's time for my dick to get sucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Rühl... you should PM me Kate's facebook... I want to see the chick you sold your soul for. I promise not to leave any messages.
    I can't even look at her facebook....i'm blocked....only way i can check is look at my old messages and see if i can click on her name....and i can't

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Rühl... you should PM me Kate's facebook... I want to see the chick you sold your soul for. I promise not to leave any messages.
    yeah, get her facebook, aren't you in canada? You could prolly hit it, I mean it can't be that hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, get her facebook, aren't you in canada? You could prolly hit it, I mean it can't be that hard.
    Harsh. I'm in Cali. I have no interest in Rühl's sloppy seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, get her facebook, aren't you in canada? You could prolly hit it, I mean it can't be that hard.
    that's not remotely funny

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    *sigh* i just reread the last things we said to eachother.....makes my stomach turn.....why would i have been so stupid? some of the things i said were just....mean....and i didn't mean them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm also very good at oral.....you could ask my previous partner....but no one (including me) can find her.
    you mean the one that wouldn't have anything to do with you after you

    talked about what you did with her to the internet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you mean the one that wouldn't have anything to do with you after you

    talked about what you did with her to the internet?
    oh....you mean her answer would be different now since I was careless in my talking about her.....yea i guess *sigh*

    she only wont have anything to do with me because i really wanted her to come see me and she'd have nothing of it....saving for a house. Even though she said she loved me...i was too stupid to understand, and she got angry. Then she blocked me on facebook...said we shouldn't talk for awhile.....that was in may....

    which was a year and a half after our initial encounter....so she did want to have something to do with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    strange technique
    after she has an orgasm it's time for my dick to get sucked
    i don't really care if that happens.....well haven't had a girl yet that is really good at it maybe....i dunno. Pretty much impossible for me to cum from that in my experience. but if there was some deep throating....mmmmm....and some gagging on it....omg

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    holy crap...i found out where she works....goddamn i'm good....

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    you DO realize that any action based upon that knowledge is considered stalking...

    right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you DO realize that any action based upon that knowledge is considered stalking...

    right?
    don't worry i'm not.....she hated me anyway....just liked to play with my pathetic head.

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    im back

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    w00t !

    DUKKIT's BACK!
    DUKKIT's BACK!
    DUKKIT's BACK!
    DUKKIT's BACK!
    DUKKIT's BACK!
    DUKKIT's BACK!
    DUKKIT's BACK!

    woo-HOOOOO!

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    had to run and pick up that part

    now i gotta catch my breath and put it in

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    don't worry i'm not.....she hated me anyway....just liked to play with my pathetic head.
    are you sayin your penis is small?

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    what are we replacing????

    ugh i've eaten 4 cans of tuna today....**** I HATE TUNA

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    what are we replacing????

    ugh i've eaten 4 cans of tuna today....**** I HATE TUNA
    ive eaten 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    are you sayin your penis is small?
    well it's not huge but no that's not what i meant....my brain.....

    *sits in the corner* *cries*

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    what are we replacing????

    ugh i've eaten 4 cans of tuna today....**** I HATE TUNA
    the bolt that connects my alternator to the engine

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    well it's not huge but no that's not what i meant....my brain.....

    *sits in the corner* *cries*
    hehehe

    whoopsie

    i made ruhly cry

    my bad

    heres a cookie.

    go head. you can eat it. its sugar free

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    i have had one ultra lean burgah, and two turkey sambiches

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    i ate a whole package of oreos last night

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    you young. hope you can turn that around when your metabolism changes

    that or pick up your sex life to make up the diff

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you young. hope you can turn that around when your metabolism changes

    that or pick up your sex life to make up the diff
    im depending on the sex cardio to make the difference for me. lol

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    hey guys

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    NYAAA!

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    hey KATS!!

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    woot woot, leaving for BODY PUMP class in an hour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hey KATS!!
    hey pookie

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    breakin the law breakin the law

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    breakin the law breakin the law
    musica!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    breakin the law breakin the law
    w00t!

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    body pump. that's a crazy name for a class

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    i think i'm going to stop worrying with men and stay single for a while, WORK on my BODY

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