'Official Postwhore Thread'

[StoneGRMI]

You guys like what one of my bathrooms looks like right now? Just finished ripping everything out.

[Ernst]

Just wait til I knock up the girl who won't have an abortion...

Pass on these great violent psycho alcoholic genes.

[Dukkit]

nice STONE... what are your plans for it? gold.. all gold?

[Kratos]

You guys like what one of my bathrooms looks like right now? Just finished ripping everything out.

looks like my place, I just re-did the kitchen bathroom and laundry room. Still not finished.

[Kratos]

girls always tell me I'd make a great dad, I don't like it when they say that

[RuhlFreak55]

omg i'm crashing....only had 5 hours of sleep last night cuz i went home for the superbowl and had to get up at 5 to do the cardios

[Ernst]

girls always tell me I'd make a great dad, I don't like it when they say that

No one has ever told me that. lol

[StoneGRMI]

nice STONE... what are your plans for it? gold.. all gold?

I ripped out a tub and putting in a ceramic tile shower & floor, raising that window about a foot and putting in a 24 inch wide x 12 inch tall window (that's where the shower will be), pedestal sink and small cherry cabinet next to it.

I'm in a semi older property that I bought a couple years ago to rent out. Now that I kicked out my renters I'm going to redo most of the entire house then continue to live in it until the market allows me to profit...when that will be? No freakin' idea.

[Kratos]

can we get an update on how you didn't have sex this weekend ruhl?

[Kratos]

I ripped out a tub and putting in a ceramic tile shower & floor, raising that window about a foot and putting in a 24 inch wide x 12 inch tall window (that's where the shower will be), pedestal sink and small cherry cabinet next to it.

I'm in a semi older property that I bought a couple years ago to rent out. Now that I kicked out my renters I'm going to redo most of the entire house then continue to live in it until the market allows me to profit...when that will be? No freakin' idea.

building a ceramic tile shower is a pain in the ace. Don't you have to build like a crazy copper pan or something like that for the floor?

[RuhlFreak55]

can we get an update on how you didn't have sex this weekend ruhl?

sure....bitch stood me up....hasn't talked to me since.....whateva....

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm not tolerant of such things.....both parents said i should be leniant what with her surgery being tomorrow but come the **** on.....don't call me or give me any kinda info until 10 min before i'm leavin to come pick you up? GAY.....i deserve to be treated better than that, i'm not desperate to be mistreated

[Kratos]

sure....bitch stood me up....hasn't talked to me since.....whateva....

well, I mean, what were you expecting. The you're not ready for a gf cause you're not comfertable with yourself talk is a death sentence. I've never gotten it myself but I know people who have. I saw on MTV, they did a show on fat camp, and one of the fatties gf's gave him the same talk.

[StoneGRMI]

building a ceramic tile shower is a pain in the ace. Don't you have to build like a crazy copper pan or something like that for the floor?

Yes, you do. I'm hiring out the tile work. I'm not talented in that department.

I did the demo and I'll raise the header on the window plus do the green board/drywall. But since some of the plumbing has to be moved anyway the tile, plumbing and new electrical is hired out.

[Ernst]

I'm not tolerant of such things.....both parents said i should be leniant what with her surgery being tomorrow but come the **** on.....don't call me or give me any kinda info until 10 min before i'm leavin to come pick you up? GAY.....i deserve to be treated better than that, i'm not desperate to be mistreated

You're talking to her parents?

[scibble]

sure....bitch stood me up....hasn't talked to me since.....whateva....

I'm not tolerant of such things.....both parents said i should be leniant what with her surgery being tomorrow but come the **** on.....don't call me or give me any kinda info until 10 min before i'm leavin to come pick you up? GAY.....i deserve to be treated better than that, i'm not desperate to be mistreated

in case some of you missed it, this is the new Ruhl. Slap that b1tch !

[scibble]

i mean, think!

the girl updated her facebook page to let the world know she felt "sick" long before she decided to call her date for that night. wtf?

[Ernst]

i mean, think!

the girl updated her facebook page to let the world know she felt "sick" long before she decided to call her date for that night. wtf?

Hell yeah. Rühl is on target. This chick had all day to call him.

[RuhlFreak55]

well, I mean, what were you expecting. The you're not ready for a gf cause you're not comfertable with yourself talk is a death sentence. I've never gotten it myself but I know people who have. I saw on MTV, they did a show on fat camp, and one of the fatties gf's gave him the same talk.

whatever....i can conversate very well.....i'm even quite comical at times. Now will i talk to a girl for no reason? no....but ones i wanna talk to I can talk to all day

btw....the drunken bimbo in my acct class def. wants me. She was talking to me again today.....I made a comment to the professor about not being sociable and then people being scared to sit by me and she's like "i'm not scared" and gave me that little smile

[RuhlFreak55]

You're talking to her parents?

no no....my parents....but they prolly just want me to get laid

[Ernst]

whatever....i can conversate very well.....i'm even quite comical at times. Now will i talk to a girl for no reason? no....but ones i wanna talk to I can talk to all day

btw....the drunken bimbo in my acct class def. wants me. She was talking to me again today.....I made a comment to the professor about not being sociable and then people being scared to sit by me and she's like "i'm not scared" and gave me that little smile

Bring extra water! She'll need some refreshment after the wild sex you give her. Go Rühl!

[RuhlFreak55]

Bring extra water! She'll need some refreshment after the wild sex you give her. Go Rühl!

rofl i'll so make light of that next time she asks about my water.....

"yea, well you know, when you put so much into your sexual adventures and pleasing your ladies like i do, you need to drink alotta water to replenish ya know..."

hehe

[Ernst]

rofl i'll so make light of that next time she asks about my water.....

"yea, well you know, when you put so much into your sexual adventures and pleasing your ladies like i do, you need to drink alotta water to replenish ya know..."

hehe

Wrong. But an A for effort. Just bring her some water for her hangover. It shows you were listening and care. Or at least that's what she'll think. Then .

[Kratos]

rofl i'll so make light of that next time she asks about my water.....

"yea, well you know, when you put so much into your sexual adventures and pleasing your ladies like i do, you need to drink alotta water to replenish ya know..."

hehe

I'm guessing despite what you think and the images in you're mind of what you'll do in bed to a girl when it comes down to it you just don't have the practice and you're pretty bland and not great in the sack.

[RuhlFreak55]

Wrong. But an A for effort. Just bring her some water for her hangover. It shows you were listening and care. Or at least that's what she'll think. Then .

i don't think i can carry anything else......you can't just bring people water, that's a lil much for an acquantance isn't it?

i'm ****in my milf this week anyway....**** my morals...i need some crazy hot sex, girls don't have time for relationships anyway

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm guessing despite what you think and the images in you're mind of what you'll do in bed to a girl when it comes down to it you just don't have the practice and you're pretty bland and not great in the sack.

whatever.....i'm a natural. I've memorized so many porn moves it's not even funny

[Ernst]

whatever.....i'm a natural. I've memorized so many porn moves it's not even funny

A good many porno positions are chosen for camera angles, not fun.

[Ernst]

Although the "do what's on the screen" game can be fun.

[scibble]

I think it's time for another

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[RuhlFreak55]

A good many porno positions are chosen for camera angles, not fun.

i've also watched MORE than enough porn to know that tidbit and adjust accordingly. Also in amateur stuff they often don't really care if you can see the penetration on camera or not so much.....so the couples do what they like. I mean real amateur stuff....home videos

[Kratos]

A good many porno positions are chosen for camera angles, not fun.

yeah, real sex would often make a poor porn

[Kratos]

i've also watched MORE than enough porn to know that tidbit and adjust accordingly. Also in amateur stuff they often don't really care if you can see the penetration on camera or not so much.....so the couples do what they like. I mean real amateur stuff....home videos

I'm qualified to drive in the Daytona 500
I watch nascar sometimes on TV

[RuhlFreak55]

i'm also very good at oral.....you could ask my previous partner....but no one (including me) can find her.

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm qualified to drive in the Daytona 500
I watch nascar sometimes on TV

watching and studying intently the way i do is much much different

[Ernst]

i'm also very good at oral.....you could ask my previous partner....but no one (including me) can find her.

If you were that good she'd find you!

[Kratos]

i'm also very good at oral.....you could ask my previous partner....but no one (including me) can find her.

cause you forced the poor girl off the grid dumbass

[Kratos]

oral is also about the easiest way on the planet to give a girl an orgasm

[RuhlFreak55]

cause you forced the poor girl off the grid dumbass

dude i can't stalk someone in a different country.....just not possible.

[Kratos]

I'm guessing you kinda paw at her ***** with your tounge awkwardly. When you should be hittin that clit and working a finger or two in there.

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* still blocked on facebook i am