'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

now now

play nice VP

i dont care how black you are

im whiter

[vpchill]

LMAOOO. Whats the word today Dukkit??

[sigman roid]

whats up boys?

hows America today?

[sigman roid]

Vice President chill whats going on?

[vpchill]

whats up boys?

hows America today?

America = Sexy

London = Fog

[sigman roid]

haha im referring to the massive charlie horse i just got. had me quivering like a whipped puppy.

AcaiBerry Detox while on cutting cycle?

America = Sexy

London = Fog

Theres no fog you been watching to much jack the ripper films havent you.

[sigman roid]

wtf is peaches quote doing there?

[Dukkit]

its a good day to murder someone

[vpchill]

Vice President chill whats going on?

LMAOOO.. How did you know thats what it meant? Im good brother. No one ever figures the VP out..

You sir a smart as you are sexy!

[sigman roid]

I know because i am your boss im the president and your busted ...lol

[Dukkit]

can i be secretary of state?

[Dukkit]

im fukkin tan

im almost darker then VP!!!

[vpchill]

I cant post today for some reason

[Dukkit]

good

we dont want you here anyways!!

[vpchill]

I had alot of Witty things to say but I cudnt post so You missed it!

[vpchill]

Later guys. Ill try to log back on later on.. This V bulletin crap is triggering my Mdrol Agrression!!!

[vpchill]

Sadness


Happiness once I board my plane Mofo!!!

Hey Sig you ever see a sexy MOFO fly? Well look up in trhe sky at 9pm..

[Free Will]

hi whores im here but wait .....now im gone

[Dukkit]

boys will be boys

and girls will be bitches

[sigman roid]

Sadness


Happiness once I board my plane Mofo!!!

Hey Sig you ever see a sexy MOFO fly? Well look up in trhe sky at 9pm..

Where you going vp you better not be leaving me i cant handle another break up after dukkit

[sigman roid]

Dukkit dukkit dukkit

[Dukkit]

Where you going vp you better not be leaving me i cant handle another break up after dukkit

Dukkit dukkit dukkit

i didnt know i hurt you so badly when i split up with you.
lol

[Ernst]

Whores!

[vpchill]

You whores.. Im headed to ATL GA!!

[sigman roid]

Im obsessed im now sigman the stalker

Whats up Erns?

[Dukkit]

Whores!

dude.... sup

[sigman roid]

You whores.. Im headed to ATL GA!!

What part of Africa is that?

[Ernst]

So the reason I disappeared yesterday....

Roomie broke down and went on about how she wanted forgiveness and to begin a new relationship with me etc. I'm more than a little confused about what the fcuk is going on now. I tried to explain I don't want that with her, and then we had crazy sex.

Yeah, yeah. She seduced me. I'm weak and she's small and cute and lots of fun in the sack.

Help me. Someone. Chloroform me and drop me on a deserted island somewhere that my dick won't write checks my mouth can't cash.

[vpchill]

What part of Africa is that?

OMG!!!! I almost fell out my chair!! LMAOOOOOOOO

Sig I could never leave you. With my Alpha sexiness and your imperial sexiness we are unstoppable.

[Ernst]

What part of Africa is that?

The bad part.

[vpchill]

Im done whoring for today. Gonna do ABS and get ready for my trip. Im leaving work early. fook these fools!!

[sigman roid]

OMG!!!! I almost fell out my chair!! LMAOOOOOOOO

Sig I could never leave you. With my Alpha sexiness and your imperial sexiness we are unstoppable.

Just dont be messing with that js biotch while your out there...lol

[Ernst]

Im done whoring for today. Gonna do ABS and get ready for my trip. Im leaving work early. fook these fools!!

Later Vp. Make her call you Ernst in the champagne room.

That's right, I know what you'll be doing in the ATL.

[Dukkit]

So the reason I disappeared yesterday....

Roomie broke down and went on about how she wanted forgiveness and to begin a new relationship with me etc. I'm more than a little confused about what the fcuk is going on now. I tried to explain I don't want that with her, and then we had crazy sex.

Yeah, yeah. She seduced me. I'm weak and she's small and cute and lots of fun in the sack.

Help me. Someone. Chloroform me and drop me on a deserted island somewhere that my dick won't write checks my mouth can't cash.

oh wow

you messed up son

though i would of done the same. lol

you gotta really sit down with her and tell her whats up. you have to make it happen and not wait till shes in the middle of a rampage and wont listen

and no gettin your dick wet!!

[Dukkit]

What part of Africa is that?

fukkin hilarious!!!

[Ernst]

you gotta really sit down with her and tell her whats up. you have to make it happen and not wait till shes in the middle of a rampage and wont listen

and no gettin your dick wet!!

That's exactly what I did!

Except for the no gettin your dick wet part.

[Dukkit]

That's exactly what I did!

Except for the no gettin your dick wet part.

was she calm and relaxed when you told her?

or was she coming down from a fit?

[Ernst]

was she calm and relaxed when you told her?

or was she coming down from a fit?

Coming off a fit I guess? Well, my telling her that sort of was the cause of he fit. She wants more, and has seemingly only decided this since I made the same decision... in regards to other females.

[Dukkit]

Coming off a fit I guess? Well, my telling her that sort of was the cause of he fit. She wants more, and has seemingly only decided this since I made the same decision... in regards to other females.

only option left... ill bang her. take her mind off you

[Dukkit]

or you move out