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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i think dukkit should start a "Dear Dukkit" thread on here

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    was the matt aj ???

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    Uh.....a j ??

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    ok so im boning this girl who im like kinda dating and first performance is like everything and i dont Pump Chump it but we bone for like i dunno how long quite a while and i was a little buzzed and my Rhythm was just off and it was fvck cuz i couldnt finish her off with no rhythm WTF else could i do shes spending the night again on fri or sat

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    so you're upset you couldn't get off? or that you made a bad impression? but she's spending the night again fri or sat?

    sounds like a winnerto me! dont be buzzed next time.

    it happens, but since you know she's coming back obviously it wasn't so terrible for her....


    but yeah, see was the master-D has to say

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    i'll check in later in case you have other Q's

    you'll do fine bro!

    gotta fly...

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    hi bitches. Help to all of you who go fro the ripped look.
    Ok here the thing i almost never look at my image in the mirror.
    Mistake, today i did. I this months of supersedentary job if became FAT without realizing how grossly fat i've become. I've got that floater on mi abs and well you know...
    So tomorrow i'll start dieting and cardio 7 days a week.
    what do you think is best

    a) 3 pro/fat meals and 3pro/carb meals
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    b) divide the total daily carbs in 5 meals and the last be pro/fat

    some supplements THATS ARE NOT fat-burner containing tons of cafeine, taurine, gurana teine etc etc that WORK/HELP????

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    i had one the best blow jobs last night .. i think she sucked the little guys out of me literally lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    hi bitches. Help to all of you who go fro the ripped look.
    Ok here the thing i almost never look at my image in the mirror.
    Mistake, today i did. I this months of supersedentary job if became FAT without realizing how grossly fat i've become. I've got that floater on mi abs and well you know...
    So tomorrow i'll start dieting and cardio 7 days a week.
    what do you think is best

    a) 3 pro/fat meals and 3pro/carb meals
    or
    b) divide the total daily carbs in 5 meals and the last be pro/fat

    some supplements THATS ARE NOT fat-burner containing tons of cafeine, taurine, gurana teine etc etc that WORK/HELP????
    started on HIT cardio last week. does wonders since i have never done that before.

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    by some reason i've never been really into Bjs. I mean i wont complain but sex is all about anal for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    started on HIT cardio last week. does wonders since i have never done that before.
    you do that 2 mins jogging 1 sprinting for 20mins?

    I dunno if that can be applied to swimming, thats my cardio I hate running and bike too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    you do that 2 mins jogging 1 sprinting for 20mins?

    I dunno if that can be applied to swimming, thats my cardio I hate running and bike too much.
    yea .. 5 minute warm on bike, than jon2min/ sprint 1min. i do 5-6 times than another 30 mins of reguar jog.
    i definelty feel the burn and am hungry more.
    also starting to loose that fat around abs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    by some reason i've never been really into Bjs. I mean i wont complain but sex is all about anal for me.
    yea i know what u mean. Thats why i was with this gurl who sucked giving blow jobs for 2-3 years. but her ass was wow. her ass hole was pink. but this gurl last night wow during the bj my muscles in my thighs were twitching dude i thought wtf is going on .. usually it the girls legs are shaking

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    yay....my girl is alive and outta surgery

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    oh and the other girl left me a voicemail when i was at the gym....first time i've heard her voice....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, it's ****in hotttt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    yea i know what u mean. Thats why i was with this gurl who sucked giving blow jobs for 2-3 years. but her ass was wow. her ass hole was pink. but this gurl last night wow during the bj my muscles in my thighs were twitching dude i thought wtf is going on .. usually it the girls legs are shaking
    yea i have a feeling i just don't like it yet cuz i've not had anyone good at it....i know i love watching deep throating...need someone to do that to me

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    the young one? the rather flaky one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    yay....my girl is alive and outta surgery
    ur girl ??? have u hidden ur sausage inside her yet??? no ?? than she is not ur girl ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    the young one? the rather flaky one?
    yea lol....well she's not 'young' 28....but younger than the other one i'm talking about yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    ur girl ??? have u hidden ur sausage inside her yet??? no ?? than she is not ur girl ...
    whatever....she is too....who'd she text out of surgery??? ME....that means she didn't want me to worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    whatever....she is too....who'd she text out of surgery??? ME....that means she didn't want me to worry.
    umm she probably text all her friends .....

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    fvck ruhl. gimme some diet tips!!! not some keto shit i tried that years ago and by the second day i was fainting. I'd rather do cardio x3 7 days a weeks than some hardcore NO carbs diet.

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    last time i checked a gf doesn't stand up her dude. If so she in for some spanking in the bedroom to make up for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    fvck ruhl. gimme some diet tips!!! not some keto shit i tried that years ago and by the second day i was fainting. I'd rather do cardio x3 7 days a weeks than some hardcore NO carbs diet.
    hey ruhl send me this keto diet. I never tried it. What are it benefits, what are its disadvantages. And what is it used for ( to achevie what goal)

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    damn! i wanna cut my hands...everytime i touch my abdomen and see that floater i cant even see my nice lats, they are covered with fat. "im so faaaaaaaatty iiiiii could cryyyyyy"

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    hello whores

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    last time i checked a gf doesn't stand up her dude. If so she in for some spanking in the bedroom to make up for it.
    she was sick....still i don't feel loyal to her right now or anything, but i'm not gonna shut her out either, especially when she's goin through everything she is. I am gonna do the milf that wants me...so i'm not hooked to this girl, but i do like her

    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    hey ruhl send me this keto diet. I never tried it. What are it benefits, what are its disadvantages. And what is it used for ( to achevie what goal)
    ummmm Keto sucks.....i'm not an advocate in the least.....i can't ever get through the 2 MISERABLE weeks to start ketosis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    damn! i wanna cut my hands...everytime i touch my abdomen and see that floater i cant even see my nice lats, they are covered with fat. "im so faaaaaaaatty iiiiii could cryyyyyy"
    sounds like u need to take some niacin

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    sounds like u need to take some niacin
    is that a stimulant? how does that help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    is that a stimulant? how does that help?
    cures depression......

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    i need more test....assholes

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    cures depression......
    i'm taking anti d's

    I guess depression would go if i got rid of this fukking fat, gyno and left this city forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i'm taking anti d's

    I guess depression would go if i got rid of this fukking fat, gyno and left this city forever.
    yea....those drugs don't fix the problem...only mask it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i'm taking anti d's

    I guess depression would go if i got rid of this fukking fat, gyno and left this city forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    yea....those drugs don't fix the problem...only mask it
    psychos... j/k

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    ok. i'll go walking to the job. That will give me 35mins well considering my pace 25mins.
    Then WO at 14.30h and swimming everyday at 21h before dinner.

    Prior to swimming i'll be taking glutamine and aminos, i'll also take em after. At least i wanna keep the muscle i've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    ur girl ??? have u hidden ur sausage inside her yet??? no ?? than she is not ur girl ...
    pretty much the def of a gf is being able to stick it in her and use her as a kill rag/sock rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    pretty much the def of a gf is being able to stick it in her and use her as a kill rag/sock rock
    my sentiments brother ....

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    Nah, a gf is someone you love (or loves you and you play along for convenience).

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