'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Reed]

Blame it on the goose gotcha feel in loose blame it on patron gotcha in the zone blame it on the alcohol. Fill another cup up, feelin up your butt what???

The new Jamie Foxx song is PHAT!! Going to the club Saturday. and no no drinking there just dancing with some ladies....

[KatsMeow]

I think I'm sicky...I have yellow snot

[KatsMeow]

Reed is gangster

[Matt]

I think I'm sicky...I have yellow snot

What does it taste like??

[Dukkit]

fattie Dukki like donuts....

so what

I think I'm sicky...I have yellow snot

eww

Reed is gangster

hes allowed to be. cuz hes big and scary

[Reed]

Reed is gangster

Na just me. But whats up ma. what have you been up to lately

[Kratos]

I was 258.2 pounds on the digi at planet fitness last night
that's up 16 since cycle start

[RuhlFreak55]

i just finished cardio and had urges to ummmmm **** the shit out of like half the girls that were doing cardio

omg there was this one blonde....i can't even describe her body it was so sexy...and perfect ass and she was wearing those tight stretchy pants girls wear, nice shoulders and back too, beautiful face.....i should marry her

[Kratos]

I think I'm sicky...I have yellow snot

that's hott
wanna make out?

[RuhlFreak55]

I was 258.2 pounds on the digi at planet fitness last night
that's up 16 since cycle start

i'm surprised they allow the scales to go up that high

[Kratos]

i just finished cardio and had urges to ummmmm **** the shit out of like half the girls that were doing cardio

omg there was this one blonde....i can't even describe her body it was so sexy...and perfect ass and she was wearing those tight stretchy pants girls wear, nice shoulders and back too, beautiful face.....i should marry her

or stalk her from a distance and stare uncomfortably at her then go back to your little depressing apt and

I wonder which you'll do

[Reed]

you guys are fukked up

[RuhlFreak55]

or stalk her from a distance and stare uncomfortably at her then go back to your little depressing apt and

I wonder which you'll do

better than risking the entirety of my future for 20 seconds of pleasure.....i'm never doing that again. Unless i love the girl and think she could be the one i touch NO ONE.

[Voland]

i just finished cardio and had urges to ummmmm **** the shit out of like half the girls that were doing cardio

omg there was this one blonde....i can't even describe her body it was so sexy...and perfect ass and she was wearing those tight stretchy pants girls wear, nice shoulders and back too, beautiful face.....i should marry her

yep, thats an option, the other is bang bang bang and skip to another gurl.

[Kratos]

i'm surprised they allow the scales to go up that high

why? fat people go to planet fitness
it wouldn't be very polite if the scale said 1 at a time please or eeeeeerrrrrrrrr everytime a fat person got on it.

[RuhlFreak55]

yep, thats an option, the other is bang bang bang and skip to another gurl.

i will never do that again

[RuhlFreak55]

why? fat people go to planet fitness
it wouldn't be very polite if the scale said 1 at a time please or eeeeeerrrrrrrrr everytime a fat person got on it.

no but shouldn't they make the fat people feel better by not letting them see how much they really weigh?

[Voland]

i will never do that again

again? LOL

[Kratos]

no but shouldn't they make the fat people feel better by not letting them see how much they really weigh?

I don't see your point, if they don't want to know, don't get on the scale.

[Kratos]

better than risking the entirety of my future for 20 seconds of pleasure.....i'm never doing that again. Unless i love the girl and think she could be the one i touch NO ONE.

my little brother says he dosen't plan on reproducing sexually...he thought about it and it's not a good idea...oh yeah, he spends half his time in a mental institution.

[RuhlFreak55]

my little brother says he dosen't plan on reproducing sexually...he thought about it and it's not a good idea...oh yeah, he spends half his time in a mental institution.

what does that have to do with the price of beans?

the risk isn't worth any sort of conceivable reward in the random sex department

[Voland]

NP: Can i play with madness.

[Kratos]

what does that have to do with the price of beans?

the risk isn't worth any sort of conceivable reward in the random sex department

he's crazy and so are you
you were attracted to this girl, why didn't you go talk to her?
It's not like conversations start with your pants around your ankles

[Reed]

So this girl is coming in for our Weider Seminar in March


I'm going to ask her out on date. She won the Olympia bikini search thing. She is a 20 piece

[Kratos]

NP: Can i play with madness.

hey v, feel like seeing another pijina?

[RuhlFreak55]

he's crazy and so are you
you were attracted to this girl, why didn't you go talk to her?
It's not like conversations start with your pants around your ankles

i'm attracted to hundreds of girls a day.....why would i go talk to any of them? so i can get a venereal disease? so i can be shot down? so i can have my time taken up and miss cardio?

what possibly good reason would i have for talking to anyone i don't know?

[Voland]

You could say something lame, everything works if you think it will work.
something like "wew, girl, how long have you been on the treadmill? Yet you seem to like it. You're my hero".

then just go honest.
Look i don't care about treadmills, i just wanted to talk to you and know you and thats the first thing that came to my mind.
That should work.
right Kats?
yeppers

[Voland]

hey v, feel like seeing another pijina?

if she has light eyes, yep.

[Reed]

i'm attracted to hundreds of girls a day.....why would i go talk to any of them? so i can get a venereal disease? so i can be shot down? so i can have my time taken up and miss cardio?

what possibly good reason would i have for talking to anyone i don't know?

I think its time for you to come out the closet.... seriously..... its obvious

[KatsMeow]

that's hott
wanna make out?

heck yeahhh!

[Kratos]

i'm attracted to hundreds of girls a day.....why would i go talk to any of them? so i can get a venereal disease? so i can be shot down? so i can have my time taken up and miss cardio?

what possibly good reason would i have for talking to anyone i don't know?

cause you're lonely, cause the cardio machine doesn't talk back, cause it takes getting shot down maybe 3 times for every date you get, cause you have no friends, cause you're in college and it's fun to meet people. I usually go on two dates with a chick before trying to have sex, so how you gonna get VD from talking.
like I said, you're crazy

[RuhlFreak55]

I think its time for you to come out the closet.... seriously..... its obvious

same rule applies to guys.....only i wont have sex with them

[Dukkit]

fukk

i think im done whoring

girls are really starting to get on my nerves more then ever

[KatsMeow]

You could say something lame, everything works if you think it will work.
something like "wew, girl, how long have you been on the treadmill? Yet you seem to like it. You're my hero".

then just go honest.
Look i don't care about treadmills, i just wanted to talk to you and know you and thats the first thing that came to my mind.
That should work.
right Kats?
yeppers

If this is advice for Ruhl, nothing is going to work. We don't even go there anymore

[Voland]

cause you're lonely, cause the cardio machine doesn't talk back, cause it takes getting shot down maybe 3 times for every date you get, cause you have no friends, cause you're in college and it's fun to meet people. I usually go on two dates with a chick before trying to have sex, so how you gonna get VD from talking.
like I said, you're crazy

for me it takes like 7 or 8 LOL

[Kratos]

if she has light eyes, yep.

she looked better as a blonde, but you can see her pvssy haha
it's name is jelly

[Kratos]

that concludes my pajina of the day segment, maybe I'll have another one for you on monday

[Voland]

she looked better as a blonde, but you can see her pvssy haha
it's name is jelly

i like her eyes a lot and the contrast of dark hair and light eyes is good.
but she reminds me of someone....but i can't figure who. Prolly some chick from my ex-college...But i like yesterdays pijina better.

[KatsMeow]

I'm going to ZUMBA tonight

[KatsMeow]

fukk

i think im done whoring

girls are really starting to get on my nerves more then ever

it's about time