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  1. 02-12-2009, 07:47 AM #125801
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    This chick sleeps fully clothed in a sweatsuit, under the covers. I don't know how she survives each night without dying of heatstroke.
    wait till she walks out the bathroom...

    and be standing there with the cam...

    and snap away

    then run
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    wait till she walks out the bathroom...

    and be standing there with the cam...

    and snap away

    then run
    Ummm.... unlike you I do have to face this girl again... you know, living with her and all.

    Not a bad idea for when the lease is up though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    beach chick?
    NO. bTc = barTender chick

    [sigh]

    oh, the exasperation of it all !

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    NO. bTc = barTender chick

    [sigh]

    oh, the exasperation of it all !

    lol
    You think you have a problem with it! Think of poor little dukkit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    This chick sleeps fully clothed in a sweatsuit, under the covers. I don't know how she survives each night without dying of heatstroke.
    hypothyroid much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    hypothyroid much?
    She doesn't exhibit enough of the right symptoms...

    She is a whoppin' 98 pounds, I suppose that may have something to do with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    This chick sleeps fully clothed in a sweatsuit, under the covers. I don't know how she survives each night without dying of heatstroke.
    only one i've ever been with for a period of time had a rule....no clothes in the bed....period
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    i think he might have meant hyper.....i think the coldness symptom can actually be a symptom of either or
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    I don't sleep in her room Rühl, she's my roommate. We have our own rooms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I don't sleep in her room Rühl, she's my roommate. We have our own rooms.
    mmmmm to have female roomates.....that would be a dream come true....cuz once you know the real me you can't help but want to **** me
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You think you have a problem with it! Think of poor little dukkit!
    exactly

    try texting these girls 200 times a day and keeping the convos straight

    im lucky my new phone keeps the whole texting thread convo. i can go back and re read things and make sure im talkin about and to the right girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ....cuz once you know the real me you can't help but want to **** me
    Or move away, never speak to you again, and block you from my facebook...

    Sorry. j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    mmmmm to have female roomates.....that would be a dream come true....cuz once you know the real me you can't help but want to **** me
    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    exactly

    try texting these girls 200 times a day and keeping the convos straight

    im lucky my new phone keeps the whole texting thread convo. i can go back and re read things and make sure im talkin about and to the right girl
    what was it last month you posted your text usage?

    sht, that was unbelievable how many txts you sent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Or move away, never speak to you again, and block you from my facebook...

    Sorry. j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    what was it last month you posted your text usage?

    sht, that was unbelievable how many txts you sent!
    12 thousand something.

    i think it was almost 13,000

    i havent been texting as much this month
    probably about 10,000

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Or move away, never speak to you again, and block you from my facebook...

    Sorry. j/k
    and i never lived with her....
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    i accidentally wore my pumas....i think that's a sign i shouldn't squat today
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i accidentally wore my pumas....i think that's a sign i shouldn't squat today
    The fact that your knees sound like a rice krispies ad is why you shouldn't squat today.
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    so broncobilly stranded me yesterday......went to pass a bicycle......ramped on the throttle....it dropped a couple gears....and the computer FREAKED and then it wouldn't up shit because the revs got stuck above the stall speed....pull over to try to rectify it...turn it off......wont start

    took like 30-40 minutes of toying with it to get it to go again....in the end all i did was play with the accelerator while turning it over
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The fact that your knees sound like a rice krispies ad is why you shouldn't squat today.
    yea that too ****in knee......*sigh*
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    whatever........fords rule....she just has LOTS AND LOTS of miles...
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    I've never owned a Ford. I borrowed one for a while. It caught on fire while I was driving it. Yes, really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    whatever........fords rule....she just has LOTS AND LOTS of miles...
    I gotta agree with this...

    I had an old ford pick up, and that thing ran for fking-ever
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    fukk shit?
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    hahah

    im in a good fukkin mood

    oh man

    its on
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    you's a crazy bitch, you fukk so good, im on top of it
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    i wish my back would get better

    SO I CAN FRIGGIN LIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    scibbles is happy in spite of his frustration

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    scibbles is happy in spite of his frustration

    im glad to hear that

    what is frustration other then another emotion

    emotions are controllable

    by BREAKIN SOMEONES FACE!!!!
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    I think I'm going to take a shot at sleep. Later whores!
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    dukki wants to move

    dukki told his mom that last night and she got all upset

    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I think I'm going to take a shot at sleep. Later whores!
    rest well my friend!
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    dukki and his mother went out to dinner last night

    ppl thought we were dating and started gossiping about us

    and dukki has good hearing and heard them

    so he said very loudly.... mom, can i borrow the car?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    dukki and his mother went out to dinner last night

    ppl thought we were dating and started gossiping about us

    and dukki has good hearing and heard them

    so he said very loudly.... mom, can i borrow the car?
    hahahahah
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