'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

Guess I'm awake.

[Dukkit]

Guess I'm awake.

oh man. that some shit

sorry bro

id spoon with ya but your too far away

[Ernst]

It's okay. I am still in a great mood because I'm beginning a new cycle/diet/split starting today! Nothing can ruin my good mood.

[Dukkit]

It's okay. I am still in a great mood because I'm beginning a new cycle/diet/split starting today! Nothing can ruin my good mood.

new cycle? oh oh oh!! what??

[Ernst]

drol/tren /test

[IM708]

*sniffs room senses a musty stench*

[Dukkit]

drol/tren/test

yummy
well good luck
keep us updated

*sniffs room senses a musty stench*

hey! i washed my privates this morning!

[IM708]

yummy
well good luck
keep us updated


hey! i washed my privates this morning!

Must've been ruhl...

[Dukkit]

well good morning to you too Iron

[Ernst]

Blech. My mixing powdered oats with health food yogurt experiment failed miserably.

[Dukkit]

Blech. My mixing powdered oats with health food yogurt experiment failed miserably.

ahahah

i can imagine

[Ernst]

Has scibble been around, or did he stay AWOL?

[IM708]

well good morning to you too Iron

good morning to dukkit, anything interesting happen while you were sleeping?

[Dukkit]

Has scibble been around, or did he stay AWOL?

hes awol

i texted him last night

he rib is still messed up so hes out of the gym for the last few weeks

and hes doin his family and company taxes and takin care of the kids and his office has been busy
oh and he bought his kids a new dog.

so he just hasnt had time to whore

[Dukkit]

good morning to dukkit, anything interesting happen while you were sleeping?

other then a few random boners and waking up to a morning blowjob

nope

[IM708]

A super hot chick I havn't seen in three years was my cashier person over at Sams club, use to be a good buddy of mine, talked to her a little bit. She was (possibly is) crazy.

[Dukkit]

A super hot chick I havn't seen in three years was my cashier person, talked to her over at Sams club, use to be a good buddy of mine. She was (possibly is) crazy.

super hot and crazy??

then you need to get her in the sack

those are the best kind!!!

[Ernst]

Ernst needs to go out hunting next weekend. Roomie has cut me off.

[IM708]

super hot and crazy??

then you need to get her in the sack

those are the best kind!!!

Got into fights and shit in HS, ended up going to the academy.

[Ernst]

Got into fights and shit in HS, ended up going to the academy.

You or her?

[IM708]

You or her?

Her, no way in hell I'd be in the college I'm in if I did that.

[Dukkit]

Ernst needs to go out hunting next weekend. Roomie has cut me off.

roomie cut you off weeks ago and your just now going hunting?

wtf!! lol

[Dukkit]

Got into fights and shit in HS, ended up going to the academy.

suonds like my dream girl

[IM708]

Think I should go there and give/get number?

[Dukkit]

Got into fights and shit in HS, ended up going to the academy.

actually sounds like this Holly chick i went to school with

she was super hot. but got into partying, drinking, drugs and fighting also

went away to rehab in like 10th

then i never saw her again

i had a crush on her

[Ernst]

I went from normal High School to a continuation school to something called "the edge program" to dropout in 3 short years. Winners don't do drvgs. I was not a winner. I pissed away an all-expenses paid ride to the ivy league to get high. I'll be kicking myself for that one 'til I die.

[Dukkit]

Think I should go there and give/get number?

do it

you got nothing to lose

and some crazy sex for a few night to gain

I went from normal High School to a continuation school to something called "the edge program" to dropout in 3 short years. Winners don't do drvgs. I was not a winner. I pissed away an all-expenses paid ride to the ivy league to get high. I'll be kicking myself for that one 'til I die.

bummer dude

but now your fine upstanding young citizen

who still does illegal drugs

hahahahahah

[IM708]

actually sounds like this Holly chick i went to school with

she was super hot. but got into partying, drinking, drugs and fighting also

went away to rehab in like 10th

then i never saw her again

i had a crush on her

, one less vag for dukkit

[Ernst]

roomie cut you off weeks ago and your just now going hunting?

wtf!! lol

She decided to test my resolve for freedom back right as I started a pct . Skipped the libido boosters and just let the clomi and nolva tamp the desire. So now that I've been off pct for a while and my sex drive has been back in force I'm dying of blue balls.

[Dukkit]

, one less vag for dukkit

i wasnt a whore in high school

i was the tall skinny crazy kid who didnt give a fukk and was always in trouble

was more worried about blowin shit up then girls

hahah

[IM708]

do it

you got nothing to lose

and some crazy sex for a few night to gain

I'll have to find out when she works again. She's going to airline school or some shit vs me going to the best uni in the area.

[IM708]

i wasnt a whore in high school

i was the tall skinny crazy kid who didnt give a fukk and was always in trouble

was more worried about blowin shit up then girls

hahah

crazy dukkit----> manwhore dukkit......what happened??

[Dukkit]

She decided to test my resolve for freedom back right as I started a pct . Skipped the libido boosters and just let the clomi and nolva tamp the desire. So now that I've been off pct for a while and my sex drive has been back in force I'm dying of blue balls.

hah. well that good

pct can be good for some things huh

[Dukkit]

I'll have to find out when she works again. She's going to airline school or some shit vs me going to the best uni in the area.

stop braggin and hit that shit

crazy dukkit----> manwhore dukkit......what happened??

im still crazy

now im a crazy manwhore

and what happened was.... i broke up with my ex fiance about 18months ago and ive been a whore since

[IM708]

stop braggin and hit that shit


im still crazy

now im a crazy manwhore

and what happened was.... i broke up with my ex fiance about 18months ago and ive been a whore since

I still think she has self esteem issues. Of course I think theres a quite a few people who do...


About the fiance thing, I could get all analytical but I'll spare you.

[Ernst]

I still think she has self esteem issues.

That's like picking off the slow, retarded antelope from the herd! Go boy!

[Dukkit]

I still think she has self esteem issues. Of course I think theres a quite a few people who do...


About the fiance thing, I could get all analytical but I'll spare you.

you dont need to get analytical...

ive been to plenty of therapists and psych doctors in my childhood/life

i know whats wrong with me. and i take it and thrive off it

of course your chick has problems... thats why your gonna get her number and enjoy every second of her

[IM708]

That's like picking off the slow, retarded antelope from the herd! Go boy!

I'm not good with these metaphors and shit...english please lol

I'm retarded with shit like this.

[IM708]

of course your chick has problems... thats why your gonna get her number and enjoy every second of her

you win damnit....

[Dukkit]

About the fiance thing, I could get all analytical but I'll spare you.

between never knowing my father
not seeing my mother for 7 years or so
being raised by an abusive controllin step dad
moving out on my own when i was 16
never living anywhere more then 2 years in my entire life
drug addiction
drinking
drug dealing
jail
fights
whoring

i have plenty of excuses as to why i am the way i am

and i like who i am