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  1. 03-31-2009, 07:36 AM #140841
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    between never knowing my father
    not seeing my mother for 7 years or so
    being raised by an abusive controllin step dad
    moving out on my own when i was 16
    never living anywhere more then 2 years in my entire life
    drug addiction
    drinking
    drug dealing
    jail
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    whoring

    i have plenty of excuses as to why i am the way i am

    and i like who i am

    All you need to do is win the lottery and you're set for life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    All you need to do is win the lottery and you're set for life.
    My friend tells me I'm the only person she knows for whom money truly could buy happiness.
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    whats up whores!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My friend tells me I'm the only person she knows for whom money truly could buy happiness.
    It's ok to be shallow . You need to translate that metaphor for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    whats up whores!!!
    holla for a dolla son!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My friend tells me I'm the only person she knows for whom money truly could buy happiness.
    oh oh me too!!






    my day just got fukked

    huge shipment just came in and i gotta process it

    boooo!!!! i quit
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    That sucks. If it makes you feel any better I have to go to math class later. 2 hours in there is torture. I sit there and imagine that that hell must be just a never-ending math class.
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    I must depart, I need to do an essay that due @ 2. Only 3 more pages to go... fvckin teacher.

    Anyone here understand cultural mythology???????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    You need to translate that metaphor for me!
    What? Predators pick off the weak (antelopes with daddy issues lol). Whatever can't keep up with the rest of the herd. It's nature's way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    I must depart, I need to do an essay that due @ 2. Only 3 more pages to go... fvckin teacher.

    Anyone here understand cultural mythology???????
    What's your quandary?
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    Right now I am doing fitness testing on all of the workers in the hospital. Some of these fat ass nurses are redickulous
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    too much smoke and too much coke
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    Why are you doing fitness test on hospital employees?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    too much smoke and too much coke
    I love that song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    What? Predators pick off the weak (antelopes with daddy issues lol). Whatever can't keep up with the rest of the herd. It's nature's way.
    Oh thanks, makes me feel real good about myself
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    What's your quandary?
    I have to take an ad and analyze it and talk about what stereotypes of culture are in the ad. I have to then relate it to social identity (gender, age, class, sexuality, sexual orientation). Ex If the ad presents the ideal sexual orientation to be a hetersexual relationship I need to discuss it, Gender power relationships (women being submissive to men), etc stupid bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    I must depart, I need to do an essay that due @ 2. Only 3 more pages to go... fvckin teacher.

    Anyone here understand cultural mythology???????
    nope but good luck. lol
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    What? Predators pick off the weak (antelopes with daddy issues lol). Whatever can't keep up with the rest of the herd. It's nature's way.
    its how the world turns
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    That sucks. If it makes you feel any better I have to go to math class later. 2 hours in there is torture. I sit there and imagine that that hell must be just a never-ending math class.
    ew.. i sooo hate math

    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    Right now I am doing fitness testing on all of the workers in the hospital. Some of these fat ass nurses are redickulous
    haha, ive dated a few nurses and met their fat coworkers
    youd think all that walking they do would help
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    too much smoke and too much coke
    story of my life... minus the smoke. hahah
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    Im helping with the Employee Wellness Screenings.
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    so such thing as too much coke
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha, ive dated a few nurses and met their fat coworkers
    youd think all that walking they do would help
    They eat quadruple fatass burgers to ensure all the effects of walking are negated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    I have to take an ad and analyze it and talk about what stereotypes of culture are in the ad. I have to then relate it to social identity (gender, age, class, sexuality, sexual orientation). Ex If the ad presents the ideal sexual orientation to be a hetersexual relationship I need to discuss it, Gender power relationships (women being submissive to men), etc stupid bullshit
    Sounds fun and easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Sounds fun and easy.
    Bro, you're a complete fruitcake if you find typing essays to be fun
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    Want an easy ad to pick apart?

    "A Diamond is Forever."
    You have basically every cultural mythology right there. BAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Bro, you're a complete fruitcake if you find typing essays to be fun
    Already aced the highest level of English possible. Beats the crap out of Math.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Already aced the highest level of English possible. Beats the crap out of Math.
    most def

    i thoroughly enjoyed english and history classes.... math and science though... not so much
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Want an easy ad to pick apart?

    "A Diamond is Forever."
    You have basically every cultural mythology right there. BAM!
    Where can I find this ad, I'll use it for my next one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Where can I find this ad, I'll use it for my next one.
    YouTube has some of the TV commercials, and magazine ads abound. What cave on Mars have you been in that you don't know what I'm talking about? Bad consumer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    YouTube has some of the TV commercials, and magazine ads abound. What cave on Mars have you been in that you don't know what I'm talking about? Bad consumer!
    Oh THAT commercial, yeah that should be pretty easy. Oldie

    Have you watched brokeback mountain to analyse it for all its beauty?
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    Yeah right. I'd rather stay outside with a pack of vicious starving wolves than even take refuge in a theater where that movie was playing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Yeah right. I'd rather stay outside with a pack of vicious starving wolves than even take refuge in a theater where that movie was playing.
    I find my professor to be odd for this. He said he watched that movie and found it to be not that good/overrated. Said the whole taboo aspect of the movie is what gave it such high reviews from critics and such. Says people look ugly naked (somewhat agree depending on the person...).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    I find my professor to be odd for this. He said he watched that movie and found it to be not that good/overrated. Said the whole taboo aspect of the movie is what gave it such high reviews from critics and such. Says people look ugly naked (somewhat agree depending on the person...).
    I still haven't gotten over how many people loved "Titanic". What tripe. It's important to remind oneself that if the average IQ is 100, then fully HALF of all people are BELOW that.
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    what was wrong with titanic?

    hahahahah
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    I saw it on hallucinogenic drugs. I hadn't come down yet, so my girl and I went to the longest movie in the theater to buy me more time to come down. I was trippin' balls through the whole thing. When the ship sank I was pinned against the seat in front of me sweating it was so real to me. The movie still sucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I still haven't gotten over how many people loved "Titanic". What tripe. It's important to remind oneself that if the average IQ is 100, then fully HALF of all people are BELOW that.
    There is quite a few overrated movies out there. That movie blew cock. Guy meets girl, fall in love, ship sinks, he dies she lives, . It probably is the lower 50% on the iq scale tht find these movies to be amazing. I thought shawshank redemption on the other hand was an AWESOME movie. Sheer genius of the character imo.
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    Shawshank is a masterpiece.
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    All these prescription meds around me!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swol_je View Post
    All these prescription meds around me!!!
    Temptation anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    what was wrong with titanic?

    hahahahah
    Oh yeah you use it as one of your tools to get laid right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I saw it on hallucinogenic drugs. I hadn't come down yet, so my girl and I went to the longest movie in the theater to buy me more time to come down. I was trippin' balls through the whole thing. When the ship sank I was pinned against the seat in front of me sweating it was so real to me. The movie still sucked.
    hahah thats how it was for me when i went to see Butterfly Effect

    i was trippin/drunk on Absinthe and it made the movie so fukkin intense
    i was on the edge of my seat and flippin out during it
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