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    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

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    Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

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    When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

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    Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

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    ffs, I really am all by myself here

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    I hate the Phillies! SOB

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdmsilviaspecr View Post
    i hate the phillies! Sob
    in yo faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    I'm off to watch My Lakers slam the Clippers. I'm pretty sure there will be no posts made after this one by the time I get back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    in yo faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    It's okay, everyones allowed to get lucky once. I'm really leaving now.

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    I haven't seen Ruhl in a while....

    Where is that dude

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    Woooo New page


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    I haven't seen Ruhl in a while....

    Where is that dude
    He is still asleep. We had a rough night so i didnt want to wake him yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    ....No comment....
    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    I haven't seen Ruhl in a while....

    Where is that dude
    he's being hardcore somewhere, lol

    hey warbtt hows it goin

    whats up whores

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    He is still asleep. We had a rough night so i didnt want to wake him yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    he's being hardcore somewhere, lol

    hey warbtt hows it goin

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    LOL I think these two may tie together.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    he's being hardcore somewhere, lol
    hey warbtt hows it goin

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
    Shit ive had a cold all week!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR View Post
    Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
    I hope this is really true, Im a huge cry baby when it comes to onions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    LOL I think these two may tie together.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    couldn't help it, i used to get along with him, but lately i find myself throwing things at my projector screen when i read his posts which is normally not a good sign

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zino View Post
    I hope this is really true, Im a huge cry baby when it comes to onions.
    it's a myth, the phytospores released by the onions are what cause you to cry as they irritate your eyes

    you can chill your onions in the freezer for an hour or so before you cut them, that will help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    it's a myth, the phytospores released by the onions are what cause you to cry as they irritate your eyes

    you can chill your onions in the freezer for an hour or so before you cut them, that will help
    yea i guess but then I wouldnt have the fun of faking a phone call and telling whoever im with the horrrrible news that just did not happen a second ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    it's a myth, the phytospores released by the onions are what cause you to cry as they irritate your eyes

    you can chill your onions in the freezer for an hour or so before you cut them, that will help
    It's not a myth, although the chemistry of it might not make sense, try it out for yourself in the kitchen and tell me this doesn't work.

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    Any of you guys dressing up for Halloween?

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    And as everyone is afk, thats my cue to bounce. Gnite whores.

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