'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RA]

I would consider having more but Im fixed...so dont think thats going to happen...and I dont want to take anything away from the 4 I have.

[IM708]

Time for me to go study stats for several hours. later

[Dukkit]

foood

[MASTER]

I haven't seen master around for a couple of days

[Dukkit]

yeah i heard Master was stuck in a brothel.

tied to a bed

naked

with a dildo up his ass

and a gag in his mouth

but thats just what i heard

[gixxerboy1]

yeah i heard Master was stuck in a brothel.

tied to a bed

naked

with a dildo up his ass

and a gag in his mouth

but thats just what i heard

its true. The midjet who did it sent me a text

[MASTER]

yeah i heard Master was stuck in a brothel.

tied to a bed

naked

with a dildo up his ass

and a gag in his mouth

but thats just what i heard

Only 3 of those four things are true

[Dukkit]

its true. The midjet who did it sent me a text

and your the one i heard it from

Only 3 of those four things are true

sorry. but all the facts are pointing to all 4 things being true

[Reed]

Yeah I'm in this bitch for terror!!!

[Dukkit]

Yeah I'm in this bitch for terror!!!

i aint skerred

[Reed]

You ain't really that deep

You ain't banging no heat

you really don't want beef

where the hammers at!!!

BLAO BLAO

Calco, mac 10, ak, errthing, shorty whop, 40 glocc

homie what you gotta say

BLAO BLAO!!!

[Kratos]

my motorcycle got a new chain and battery yesterday, that's how I spent the rest of my daylight.
chain $135
battery $85
my work...priceless

That's how you love a motorcycle...with money and time
But at least it's not as bad as a boat, no thanks to owning another one of those anytime soon.
Now I just need registration and insurance...mo money

[Dukkit]

my motorcycle got a new chain and battery yesterday, that's how I spent the rest of my daylight.
chain $135
battery $85
my work...priceless

That's how you love a motorcycle...with money and time
But at least it's not as bad as a boat, no thanks to owning another one of those anytime soon.
Now I just need registration and insurance...mo money

aww

you love your bike

[Dukkit]

you see calgarian wants to open a gym?

thats scary

[Kratos]

It will pay me back by carrying my fat ass to the beach all summer.
It's not as expensive as most other toys with an engine to keep around honestly...takes a few hundred a year if you keep up with things.

If you don't love your motorcycle, it gets depressed and it trys to kill itself...and if it suicides, that means I'm along for the ride...it doesn't have thumbs to hold a gun.

[Dukkit]

It will pay me back by carrying my fat ass to the beach all summer.
It's not as expensive as most other toys with an engine to keep around honestly...takes a few hundred a year if you keep up with things.

If you don't love your motorcycle, it gets depressed and it trys to kill itself...and if it suicides, that means I'm along for the ride...it doesn't have thumbs to hold a gun.

hahah

soo kratos.. how are you? take your meds today?

[Kratos]

hahah

soo kratos.. how are you? take your meds today?

nah, medication is over-rated
I gotta pay $60 bucks in co-pay to get if from the loser squad in the white coats.

[Dukkit]

bummer

yo... you gonna be my friend on facebook or what kratos?

lol

[RA]

You must workout...Im getting tired of hearing that..for the last time, I sit on the couch and eat potato chips all day.

[Dukkit]

You must workout...Im getting tired of hearing that..for the last time, I sit on the couch and eat potato chips all day.

some stupid whore last night texted me.... was like

"just curious but how much do you bench?"

i didnt answer her

stupid whore

[Dukkit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEIYjS1ePY

[Kratos]

bummer

yo... you gonna be my friend on facebook or what kratos?

lol

I don't really do social networking sites...I gave up myspace awhile back, and have a bunch of friend requests that I'm not accepting.

Facebook, I don't really have any dude friends on there. There are like 30 chicks I have as friends, who I've either banged or was trying to. Girls always want to be facebook friends...I'm not really into it and my profile is lame.

[RA]

stupid whores

wtf she going to do with that information anyway...she going to train and try to outbench you?

You must workout...yes, I do 10,000 pushups a day with any girl thats within reach...youll do

some stupid whore last night texted me.... was like

"just curious but how much do you bench?"

i didnt answer her

stupid whore

[Kratos]

You must workout...Im getting tired of hearing that..for the last time, I sit on the couch and eat potato chips all day.

It beats when people keep telling me I'm on roids. Musta heard that like 20 times this year, some were like in the middle of surgery and you could hear a pin drop in the room...then I'd start sweating and let out a meek "nooo"

I'm not even very big for my frame size.

[Dukkit]

stupid whores

wtf she going to do with that information anyway...she going to train and try to outbench you?

You must workout...yes, I do 10,000 pushups a day with any girl thats within reach...youll do

i was in the car with another chick when the chick texted me

i started flippin out and the chick why. i told her someone asked me how muchi can bench. i told her its a no no to ask a serious weight lifter that question

then i said i can bench the bar 349 times

[Kratos]

psych chick says she's on Birth control and doesn't really like condoms
I hope she isn't lying and I end up with a baby.

[Dukkit]

then the chick in the car said she probably cant even lift the bar

lol

i like this chick

[Dukkit]

psych chick says she's on Birth control and doesn't really like condoms
I hope she isn't lying and I end up with a baby.

whore!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kratos]

When we banged on tuesday she said she'd be on her period this weekend and no sex.

[RA]

Just tell em yeah...then stand real close to em and wait for the next question...invariably they feel pretty sheepish and stupid.

It beats when people keep telling me I'm on roids. Musta heard that like 20 times this year, some were like in the middle of surgery and you could hear a pin drop in the room...then I'd start sweating and let out a meek "nooo"

I'm not even very big for my frame size.

[Kratos]

What do I want with a filthy bloated bleeding clam I can't stick my weiner in? You stay home and I'll go out to the bar.

[RA]

349 times that beats me..I can only lift it 348

i was in the car with another chick when the chick texted me

i started flippin out and the chick why. i told her someone asked me how muchi can bench. i told her its a no no to ask a serious weight lifter that question

then i said i can bench the bar 349 times

[RA]

WHAT?! bro, shes still got all kinds of tools at her disposal. She needs to man up.

What do I want with a filthy bloated bleeding clam I can't stick my weiner in? You stay home and I'll go out to the bar.

[Kratos]

whore!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, she doesn't have sex with a lot of dudes, I can tell
but she is mesmorized by by penis and sex can become quite a mess

[RA]

Lol..

then the chick in the car said she probably cant even lift the bar

lol

i like this chick

[Dukkit]

i love bloody period sex

tell her to suck it up... and suck!!

[Kratos]

WHAT?! bro, shes still got all kinds of tools at her disposal. She needs to man up.

I like tools
what kinda tools does she have
I know about the tampoon, the maxi pad, the ruhl (I mean deuche), the vagiscil creams, the birth control rings and the vagina pills for infection...a couple other things I'm sure.

What else can she stuff up her cooter, and what tools are you talking about?

[Dukkit]

i had to sleep on the couch the other night

this chick was a gusher. i mean ive banged some squirters before

but this chick gushed.

soaked through my comforter, sheet, bed sheet and into the bed

[Dukkit]

I like tools
what kinda tools does she have
I know about the tampoon, the maxi pad, the ruhl (I mean deuche), the vagiscil creams, the birth control rings and the vagina pills for infection...a couple other things I'm sure.

What else can she stuff up her cooter, and what tools are you talking about?

her mouth and her ass

big tits?? if so then tits too

[Kratos]

i love bloody period sex

tell her to suck it up... and suck!!

I'd go in...hell, I can remember starting with oral sex on a chick in college and finding a string.
I pulled it out with my teeth and then slammed it...it was her bed.

Sounds like psych chick isn't down for it though. I wouldn't mind as long as I could put her on a towel or something.