'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

In theory I consider it to be all good, but in reality, the thought of something with a dick sucking mini me would be just about the biggest turn off of all time.

Your only saying that now 'cause you got called on it. We know how you really feel.

[Chode Logan]

Some people here love the cock.

[Voland]

I'm a hairy tattooed dude with a beard. If I have to I'll pimp your ass to the natives for some rice and chicken.

I'll be the alpha male of the island and i'll own each and every soul.
Now go cook me some rice and chicken while you stay into catabolic state eating coconuts

[Kratos]

Some people here love the cock.

what do you expect, bodybuilding in itself is a little gay

"oh look at his muscles, they're so nice and full, look at the proportion of his glutes" "damn that guy has a great chest."

then next thing you know "yeah, I use butt plugs."
or "yeah, I'd take head from a dude"

then "yeah, so I'm gay now"

[MASTER]

Your only saying that now 'cause you got called on it. We know how you really feel.

I only said it in the first place because I thought it was funny

[vpchill]

Your only saying that now 'cause you got called on it. We know how you really feel.

LMAOOO. Im crying, How the hell did we get into true confessions?

Id like to confess, I would never ever dream of doing a dude. Ive been to jail and prison (Yes there is a difference) If I had 100years I would never. Its Gay!!!!!

[Chode Logan]

what do you expect, bodybuilding in itself is a little gay

"oh look at his muscles, they're so nice and full, look at the proportion of his glutes" "damn that guy has a great chest."

then next thing you know "yeah, I use butt plugs."
or "yeah, I'd take head from a dude"

then "yeah, so I'm gay now"

Hahaha. F*ckin butt plugs.

[Voland]

what do you expect, bodybuilding in itself is a little gay

"oh look at his muscles, they're so nice and full, look at the proportion of his glutes" "damn that guy has a great chest."

then next thing you know "yeah, I use butt plugs."
or "yeah, I'd take head from a dude"

then "yeah, so I'm gay now"

all pro bodybuilders are gay, both men and women.
Look at the wifes of the dudes...
And all girls in bbing do lez porn.

[Chode Logan]

all pro bodybuilders are gay, both men and women.
Look at the wifes of the dudes...
And all girls in bbing do lez porn.

All? First of all, that's stupid. Some bbers have HOT ass wives. Not all the girls do porn, and female bbers are a different breed, they're disgusting who gives a **** what they do.


And finally, you are gonna f*ck a tranny, you shouldn't judge an entire sport of people cause SOME of their wives have muscles.

[Ernst]

Time to run some errands-- later vp, kratos, chode,...and fags...

[vpchill]

Note to self, Do Not become a pro bodybuilder. you will be tagged as gay and like to have sex with tranny grannys.

[vpchill]

Later ernst.

[Voland]

All? First of all, that's stupid. Some bbers have HOT ass wives. Not all the girls do porn, and female bbers are a different breed, they're disgusting who gives a **** what they do.


And finally, you are gonna f*ck a tranny, you shouldn't judge an entire sport of people cause SOME of their wives have muscles.

Their wifes are not ugly because of the muscles...have you seen dennis wolfs wife? she is like 50 and the opposite of a milf. or Erik fankhousers? that girl is like 200lbs goth chick.

[Dukkit]

Time to run some errands-- later vp, kratos, chode,...and fags...

yeah fukk off to you too bitch

i need some coffee

[Reed]

so how do i tell a 18 year old girl that i don't wanna date just wanna fukk??? without just saying it cause then i'll be an asshole and won't get to hit it. help a brother out here

[Voland]

Time to run some errands-- later vp, kratos, chode,...and fags...

later.

[Chode Logan]

Time to run some errands-- later vp, kratos, chode,...and fags...

Later E

[Reed]

Their wifes are not ugly because of the muscles...have you seen dennis wolfs wife? she is like 50 and the opposite of a milf. or Erik fankhousers? that girl is like 200lbs goth chick.

check Jay, phil, brandon curry, peter putnam, dexter's gf....

don't be hatin

[Chode Logan]

so how do i tell a 18 year old girl that i don't wanna date just wanna fukk??? without just saying it cause then i'll be an asshole and won't get to hit it. help a brother out here

Is she asking you the whole "what are we" thing yet?

[Voland]

so how do i tell a 18 year old girl that i don't wanna date just wanna fukk??? without just saying it cause then i'll be an asshole and won't get to hit it. help a brother out here

do it. The more asshole she thinks you are the more she'll wanan fvck with you. 2+2=4

[vpchill]

Man where you been Dukkit? You missed Homosexual confessions of the New age Bber

[Chode Logan]

do it. The more asshole she thinks you are the more she'll wanan fvck with you. 2+2=4

Not in this situation.

[scibble]

dukkit is the master of that.

if I had the moves and i weren't old, i'd have a "date" at her house with a vid, and move in before the opening credits are through...hehhehe

[MASTER]

so how do i tell a 18 year old girl that i don't wanna date just wanna fukk??? without just saying it cause then i'll be an asshole and won't get to hit it. help a brother out here

Dont mention it till after you've already hit it

[Chode Logan]

dukkit is the master of that.

if I had the moves and i weren't old, i'd have a "date" at her house with a vid, and move in before the opening credits are through...hehhehe

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, don't just drop in all casual and act like nothing's strange.

[vpchill]

so how do i tell a 18 year old girl that i don't wanna date just wanna fukk??? without just saying it cause then i'll be an asshole and won't get to hit it. help a brother out here

What works for me is Honesty, Tell them you have Friends and your not looking for something serious but if it comes along then so beit.

Chics love that shvt

[Voland]

check Jay, phil, brandon curry, peter putnam, dexter's gf....

don't be hatin

From all the above i'll take jessica putnam. Also i'll take trish warren.

[DCI]

Bored bored

[Voland]

Not in this situation.

how is that? has he already "dated" her?

[Chode Logan]

Yeah just say you really weren't looking for a relationship whatsoever, but you also weren't expecting someone like her to come along, you just don't wanna rush into anything serious. I've done this a couple times and got an extra 2-3 months of sex, but then they usually F*ck off, which is perfect.

[Reed]

Is she asking you the whole "what are we" thing yet?

No asking if i find her attractive, would i date her, we hung out once

do it. The more asshole she thinks you are the more she'll wanan fvck with you. 2+2=4

nope

Not in this situation.

agreed

Dont mention it till after you've already hit it

Can't do that as if I do I'm sure something bad will come out of it as she is related to my boss. Thats if I'm a ass and pull something like that.

What works for me is Honesty, Tell them you have Friends and your not looking for something serious but if it comes along then so beit.

Chics love that shvt

doing that now. seems to be working

[Voland]

oh by the way. I love how ANY of you commented on the love e-mail i recived from boob-enhancement girl...assholes!

[vpchill]

Reed I am a Jedi of the Vag. If that doesnt work when your hanging out do the Butt pad routine, Then when your all over her like a cheap suit, your in.

[Reed]

Yeah just say you really weren't looking for a relationship whatsoever, but you also weren't expecting someone like her to come along, you just don't wanna rush into anything serious. I've done this a couple times and got an extra 2-3 months of sex, but then they usually F*ck off, which is perfect.

it also depends on the girl... if she is a "out in the open slut" or a "on the down low slut"...

I had a few out in the open sluts, they like being talked dirty too

this one seems to be on the low low for the D.... ya know

[vpchill]

This Thread got really weird and gay for a moment.

[Voland]

translation and original (some french speakers may get something).

"Hi (me) i know you don't like mails but i had no clue how to say this to you in person, i hope it doesn't bother you. dammm i dunno how to say it, i dont want just sex anymore, i want you with me, when i am with you i feel confortable, good and loved, and i know you don't feel the same but i have to say it. If you ask me i'll break with (her fiancee). I wanna be happy with you. Forgive me for the times i said you where rough and sharp. You are lovely and have no clue. You know i have a hardtime sleeping, but when i think about you i rest, when we where together those times every tight i wanted to jump to your bed and sleep hugging you but i had fear. I dunno what else can i say. I love you so much and i don't care what (her girl friend) say anymore nor at work. If you think about it and give me a chace i'm not failing you. I know you don't want a relationship now. But i just wanna be with you, i don't care if you see other girls but i want to love you. Lots of kisses".

[Reed]

yeah luckily i got it back on track,

[vpchill]

Allow me to translate that in My own way...
Voland I love your small penis, but seeing you with that dude wit breasts really freaked me out. Im not sure if I will allow you to stick your Row boat in my tunnel anymore. If you like dudes that much then I understand y you lift weights. I am going to have some chips now and watch a porn. If you had anysense you would try to pimp a woman with a Vag.

Hugs and Kisses

[Voland]

Allow me to translate that in My own way...
Voland I love your small penis, but seeing you with that dude wit breasts really freaked me out. Im not sure if I will allow you to stick your Row boat in my tunnel anymore. If you like dudes that much then I understand y you lift weights. I am going to have some chips now and watch a porn. If you had anysense you would try to pimp a woman with a Vag.

Hugs and Kisses

haha yaa some good imagination.
I'll be seeing her tomorrow see what she meant with this stuff. Which i do hate, first because it is an email and seocnd because its filled with emotinal shit.

She does that kind of stuf after each "meet" we have. But usually it was an sms. I didn't really expect a long mail.

[Reed]

From all the above i'll take jessica putnam. Also i'll take trish warren.

and the thing is with that. I see that ass in the gym quite a bit. She evens says hey to me now so I'm in haha