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  1. 04-03-2008, 08:51 AM #29681
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    well glad to see im still in 5 whoring positions in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    holy cow!! i had just gotten done having sex with this chick. i was pulling out. i looked down. and there was a massive amount of yellow, white juicy puss like ooozing out of her!!!! i freaked... what the fuk is that?? she said, oh its medication cream for my yeast infection.... a bitch needs to tell a man shit like that before things go down!! am i right?? and a man can get a yeast infection in his penis. so its not always a good thing to have sex with a chick while she has one
    HOLY SH*T! .. I WILL headbut her right there and then and phone the cops. Ill also vomit on her a few times ...
    Thats wrong! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    Here is one!!!
    WHO da f*ck is that? Never seen her ever before. But gimme sometime to find out..ill keep u updated.... lol
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    im good with yeast besides bread's not in my diet lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    Here is one!!!
    AAH!.. I dont know they dont say much but that this chick is now officially Vernons Girlfriend. Dunno where she came from though..Have no fkven idea either
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblin freak View Post
    im good with yeast besides bread's not in my diet lol
    Im good with ***** except blood aint in my diet either! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    AAH!.. I dont know they dont say much but that this chick is now officially Vernons Girlfriend. Dunno where she came from though..Have no fkven idea either
    right on! Yeah I don't know where she came from either. Thought I would ask the source though! I guess it is much bigger than you now!!!!
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    Okay Whore's , daddy has to go teach 15 other dumb poeple now so behave and dont use nasty words like Pu**y, or C*nt or Cl*t or F*ck okay now.

    I first need to go and take a fvken shit before i go anyware.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    right on! Yeah I don't know where she came from either. Thought I would ask the source though! I guess it is much bigger than you now!!!!
    I actually got interviewed on Saterday last weekend about the birth of Vernon. Ill tell u all about that when i return. They wanna do the interview on Television and Vernon the legend will be there also..... Lmfao!....
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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    I actually got interviewed on Saterday last weekend about the birth of Vernon. Ill tell u all about that when i return. They wanna do the interview on Television and Vernon the legend will be there also..... Lmfao!....
    What???!!!!! that is frekkin awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    What???!!!!! that is frekkin awesome!!!!!!!!!!
    Not when ur camera shye like i am.... lol... But fukkit ive decided that im gonna do it. Theyll pay me for the interview and afterwards they have a party called "F*ck me im famous* with an international lineup of DJ's and also a DJ called Ryan Dent , hes also on this board and Merc. Will know who he is has he aslo did some articles in the Muscle Evolution magazine in US. Ontop of all of that the special guest appearance is Mr Vernon Himself.... Can u handle it! hahhhahhahhaha!

    The man-The legend-The Vern!
    Okay i gotta run.Catch u mo-Fo's later

    Ill also post pics! I promise!
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    well we were whorin it up, but now no ne is talking!!!!
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    all this whoring has tired me out. feel like every hole in my body is just dirty and used up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    all this whoring has tired me out. feel like every hole in my body is just dirty and used up.
    that's cause they are you stank hoe!!!!!!
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    I can't believe I have an 18 year old fvck buddy. I rule!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    that's cause they are you stank hoe!!!!!!
    well i learned from the best!!!! hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I can't believe I have an 18 year old fvck buddy. I rule!
    hello mr kratos!! yea, isnt it awesome?? ive had a few of them. right now i have a 48 yeard old fvck buddy, lol... im 23. yummy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I can't believe I have an 18 year old fvck buddy. I rule!
    u lucky sonofa@#%$&!!!! We need pics!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    u lucky sonofa@#%$&!!!! We need pics!!!!!!!!!!
    Here you go buddy, they won't stay up long though.
    Last edited by Kratos; 04-03-2008 at 11:20 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Here you go buddy, they won't stay up long though.
    very nice sir! very nice!
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    Would ya hit it hollywood?
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    She said she felt guilty about dating me, and knew her parents wouldn't approve of my age. Now we just ****, I don't know why her dad would approve of me railing his daughter, but I'm not gonna argue.
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    Damn, I missed em.
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    I hate eating tuna straight from the can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blome View Post
    I hate eating tuna straight from the can.
    bout ready to do that myself. i usually force down 2 cans. with a half gallon of water to help me chew less. lol
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    ^^exactly what I do. Than two cups rice and a handful of walnuts.
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    I'm skipping work tomorrow to go skiing...a bold move concidering my boss caught me last week.
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    You have a ski fetish, another long weekend on the snow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    You have a ski fetish, another long weekend on the snow?
    I'm retardedly good at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'm skipping work tomorrow to go skiing...a bold move concidering my boss caught me last week.
    your boss did catch you? last i heard you just missed your meeting but he had not called or contacted you?? what happened after that?
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    He didn't call me all week, so I don't know how pissed he is. I'm not gonna call him though and find out. Time heals all wounds. If he calls me into another meeting this friday and I don't show up, I don't know what will happen though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    He didn't call me all week, so I don't know how pissed he is. I'm not gonna call him though and find out. Time heals all wounds. If he calls me into another meeting this friday and I don't show up, I don't know what will happen though.
    (donald trump voice) your fired!!
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    I've been doing a shitty job for over 5 years now, I don't know why they don't fire me anyway. They gave me an award this year lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    He didn't call me all week, so I don't know how pissed he is. I'm not gonna call him though and find out. Time heals all wounds. If he calls me into another meeting this friday and I don't show up, I don't know what will happen though.
    good idea Kratos! Make sure he knows where his place is!!!! That'll get you the promotion your looking for! oh and to answer your question from earlier......Hell yes i would hit that!!!!! You gotta love those tight 18 yr old bodies!!!!! Gravity hasn't even begun to mess shit up!!!!!
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    Work does give me time to hang out on the internet, so I kinda hope I don't get fired. I don't want to need to get a job where they make me work.
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    Amorphic, what's up my sex machine
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    haha.

    still have the flu bad.

    going to the clinic to see if i can get some antibiotics or something at least.
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