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  1. 07-09-2008, 11:16 AM #39601
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    id marry her too. id even let her take half my shit after the divorce. long as i got to hit that shit for a few years.
    NO matter how pretty she looks there is always somebody tired of her shit



    read it here somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    Dukkit you would fuk the crack of dawn jus b/c it has a crack in it
    dawn has a "crack" fuk I didnt know.......crack of dawn here I cum.
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    I meant come...sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    Money brother..I have to make money
    its all good bro. i understand. ill just have to come to you. ya pansy
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    Thats why Dukki and I get along so well.... Will both put our dicks in just about any girl....LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Thats why Dukki and I get along so well.... Will both put our dicks in just about any girl....LOL

    long as its a girl, im down for a little exploration with my walking stick.
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    ugh, call from the boss, I'll let voicemail get that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ugh, call from the boss, I'll let voicemail get that one.
    hello, sorry im not here right now. im busy whoring it up. please leave a message after the beep....BEEP!
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    he wants me to fed-ex something to the office and said no need to get back to me in the message, so I'm in the clear. I always hate talking to him, he always asks what's going on and stuff. Basically I don't work very hard so I struggle to come up with something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Thats why Dukki and I get along so well.... Will both put our dicks in just about any girl....LOL
    TJM you're happy with a hole and some heat
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    I just spent 45minutes trying to kill, then eventually killing a HUGE wasp in my apt. It was actually quite scary. But I won in the end so go me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    TJM you're happy with a hole and some heat
    do you smell fresh apple pie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    do you smell fresh apple pie?
    are you sticking it in the oven??
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    I just spent 45minutes trying to kill, then eventually killing a HUGE wasp in my apt. It was actually quite scary. But I won in the end so go me
    whew!! im glad you made it out safe bro! i was worried for ya there for a second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    are you sticking it in the oven??
    ahahahaha...good one
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    If its warm and Wet I F*** it!!!
    Unless shes fat or busted... Then I jerk off
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    do you smell fresh apple pie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    If its warm and Wet I F*** it!!!
    Unless shes fat or busted... Then I jerk off
    My oven has a auto clean....Its get pretty warm and its wet......buy a fvcking oven...juice head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    hmmm, yummy. reminds me of my sister. ahem, i mean my g/f
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I was a big fan of rollercoaster tycoon as well.
    i used to play that back in the day
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hmmm, yummy. reminds me of my sister. ahem, i mean my g/f
    thank you for proving my point
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    back in the day was in college for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hmmm, yummy. reminds me of my sister. ahem, i mean my g/f
    behave
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    thank you for proving my point

    i dont have a sister. thank god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio_Rebenga View Post
    thank you for proving my point
    Emilio I think too much sex is an issue for both of them(tJ and Dukki) Just like not having too much sex. Plus they are on steroids ...ahem Natural substance too I am pretty sure combination of this is causing all this problem.
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    Sorry guys, i got a lot of Love to give!!!!!!
    Plus its just so damm easy to get ass... Its like I dont even try anymore... Although Dukki.... That new chick might take some work. She's not gonna fall for my bullshit lines that every other girl falls for. Shes very smart.... I love a challenge

    C, I'm a goddamm sexual Dynamo on or off Juice!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;4070***
    i dont have a sister. thank god.
    THank me you idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Sorry guys, i got a lot of Love to give!!!!!!
    Plus its just so damm easy to get ass... Its like I dont even try anymore... Although Dukki.... That new chick might take some work. She's not gonna fall for my bullshit lines that every other girl falls for. Shes very smart.... I love a challenge

    C, I'm a goddamm sexual Dynamo on or off Juice!!!!!
    Its not the tool its how u use it Juice head......lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Sorry guys, i got a lot of Love to give!!!!!!
    Plus its just so damm easy to get ass... Its like I dont even try anymore... Although Dukki.... That new chick might take some work. She's not gonna fall for my bullshit lines that every other girl falls for. Shes very smart.... I love a challenge

    C, I'm a goddamm sexual Dynamo on or off Juice!!!!!
    btw lol im not small XD im like 265 and been lifting for 6 years lol plus i was in the marine corps. so no scrawnyness here or however you spell it and sex isnt a problem with me lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaWRZ0R! View Post
    btw lol im not small XD im like 265 and been lifting for 6 years lol plus i was in the marine corps. so no scrawnyness here or however you spell it and sex isnt a problem with me lol
    well you got a month and half to let us get to know you. then we can decide if we would like for you to join us at our little bash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    back in the day was in college for me
    aww, such a poor baby, well, old head. haha.
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    F***ing Jarheads..... I threw a Punk ass Marine off the second floor balcony at "A" School.
    Got the base put on restriction for 30 days even though I was leaving 5 days after it happened....LOL....F*** him
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    F***ing Jarheads..... I threw a Punk ass Marine off the second floor balcony at "A" School.
    Got the base put on restriction for 30 days even though I was leaving 5 days after it happened....LOL....F*** him
    haha. such anger problems. thats why i love ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    back in the day was in college for me
    college kinda sucks

    i think i need to get the xbox 360 my brothers fried fixed and have it up here to play with when i'm feelin down......there are so many games i haven't played nowadays
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    F***ing Jarheads..... I threw a Punk ass Marine off the second floor balcony at "A" School.
    Got the base put on restriction for 30 days even though I was leaving 5 days after it happened....LOL....F*** him
    Roid Rage ?????
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    This Bachelors thing seems to be in popular demand......Good for you guys..let us know if you survive the night.
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    im not a marine anymore? lol im a civy and proud of it!
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    I'm going to slam you TJM for doing that to one of my brothers you Navy punk

    hey werent you in the village people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    This Bachelors thing seems to be in popular demand......Good for you guys..let us know if you survive the night.
    survive the night?? dude.. we are going for 3 nights!! hahaha. its not going to be possible to survive all 3 nights
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    survive the night?? dude.. we are going for 3 nights!! hahaha. its not going to be possible to survive all 3 nights
    let me put it this way then...let us know if you guys are dead.
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