'Official Postwhore Thread'

[calgarian]

id marry her too. id even let her take half my shit after the divorce. long as i got to hit that shit for a few years.

NO matter how pretty she looks there is always somebody tired of her shit



read it here somewhere

[calgarian]

Dukkit you would fuk the crack of dawn jus b/c it has a crack in it

dawn has a "crack" fuk I didnt know.......crack of dawn here I cum.

[calgarian]

I meant come...sorry

[Dukkit]

Money brother..I have to make money

its all good bro. i understand. ill just have to come to you. ya pansy

[TJM7275]

Thats why Dukki and I get along so well.... Will both put our dicks in just about any girl....LOL

[Dukkit]

Thats why Dukki and I get along so well.... Will both put our dicks in just about any girl....LOL

long as its a girl, im down for a little exploration with my walking stick.

[Kratos]

ugh, call from the boss, I'll let voicemail get that one.

[Dukkit]

ugh, call from the boss, I'll let voicemail get that one.

hello, sorry im not here right now. im busy whoring it up. please leave a message after the beep....BEEP!

[Kratos]

he wants me to fed-ex something to the office and said no need to get back to me in the message, so I'm in the clear. I always hate talking to him, he always asks what's going on and stuff. Basically I don't work very hard so I struggle to come up with something.

[Emilio_Rebenga]

Thats why Dukki and I get along so well.... Will both put our dicks in just about any girl....LOL

TJM you're happy with a hole and some heat

[AnimalGear]

I just spent 45minutes trying to kill, then eventually killing a HUGE wasp in my apt. It was actually quite scary. But I won in the end so go me

[Dukkit]

TJM you're happy with a hole and some heat

do you smell fresh apple pie?

[calgarian]

do you smell fresh apple pie?

are you sticking it in the oven??

[Dukkit]

I just spent 45minutes trying to kill, then eventually killing a HUGE wasp in my apt. It was actually quite scary. But I won in the end so go me

whew!! im glad you made it out safe bro! i was worried for ya there for a second.

[Emilio_Rebenga]

are you sticking it in the oven??

ahahahaha...good one

[TJM7275]

If its warm and Wet I F*** it!!!
Unless shes fat or busted... Then I jerk off

[Emilio_Rebenga]

do you smell fresh apple pie?

[calgarian]

If its warm and Wet I F*** it!!!
Unless shes fat or busted... Then I jerk off

My oven has a auto clean....Its get pretty warm and its wet......buy a fvcking oven...juice head.

[Dukkit]

hmmm, yummy. reminds me of my sister. ahem, i mean my g/f

[RuhlFreak55]

I was a big fan of rollercoaster tycoon as well.

i used to play that back in the day

[Emilio_Rebenga]

hmmm, yummy. reminds me of my sister. ahem, i mean my g/f

thank you for proving my point

[Kratos]

back in the day was in college for me

[calgarian]

hmmm, yummy. reminds me of my sister. ahem, i mean my g/f

behave

[Dukkit]

thank you for proving my point

i dont have a sister. thank god.

[calgarian]

thank you for proving my point

Emilio I think too much sex is an issue for both of them(tJ and Dukki) Just like not having too much sex. Plus they are on steroids ...ahem Natural substance too I am pretty sure combination of this is causing all this problem.

[TJM7275]

Sorry guys, i got a lot of Love to give!!!!!!
Plus its just so damm easy to get ass... Its like I dont even try anymore... Although Dukki.... That new chick might take some work. She's not gonna fall for my bullshit lines that every other girl falls for. Shes very smart.... I love a challenge

C, I'm a goddamm sexual Dynamo on or off Juice!!!!!

[calgarian]

i dont have a sister. thank god.

THank me you idiot

[calgarian]

Sorry guys, i got a lot of Love to give!!!!!!
Plus its just so damm easy to get ass... Its like I dont even try anymore... Although Dukki.... That new chick might take some work. She's not gonna fall for my bullshit lines that every other girl falls for. Shes very smart.... I love a challenge

C, I'm a goddamm sexual Dynamo on or off Juice!!!!!

Its not the tool its how u use it Juice head......lol

[RaWRZ0R!]

Sorry guys, i got a lot of Love to give!!!!!!
Plus its just so damm easy to get ass... Its like I dont even try anymore... Although Dukki.... That new chick might take some work. She's not gonna fall for my bullshit lines that every other girl falls for. Shes very smart.... I love a challenge

C, I'm a goddamm sexual Dynamo on or off Juice!!!!!

btw lol im not small XD im like 265 and been lifting for 6 years lol plus i was in the marine corps. so no scrawnyness here or however you spell it and sex isnt a problem with me lol

[Dukkit]

btw lol im not small XD im like 265 and been lifting for 6 years lol plus i was in the marine corps. so no scrawnyness here or however you spell it and sex isnt a problem with me lol

well you got a month and half to let us get to know you. then we can decide if we would like for you to join us at our little bash.

[Dukkit]

back in the day was in college for me

aww, such a poor baby, well, old head. haha.

[TJM7275]

F***ing Jarheads..... I threw a Punk ass Marine off the second floor balcony at "A" School.
Got the base put on restriction for 30 days even though I was leaving 5 days after it happened....LOL....F*** him

[Dukkit]

F***ing Jarheads..... I threw a Punk ass Marine off the second floor balcony at "A" School.
Got the base put on restriction for 30 days even though I was leaving 5 days after it happened....LOL....F*** him

haha. such anger problems. thats why i love ya.

[RuhlFreak55]

back in the day was in college for me

college kinda sucks

i think i need to get the xbox 360 my brothers fried fixed and have it up here to play with when i'm feelin down......there are so many games i haven't played nowadays

[calgarian]

F***ing Jarheads..... I threw a Punk ass Marine off the second floor balcony at "A" School.
Got the base put on restriction for 30 days even though I was leaving 5 days after it happened....LOL....F*** him

Roid Rage ?????

[calgarian]

This Bachelors thing seems to be in popular demand......Good for you guys..let us know if you survive the night.

[RaWRZ0R!]

im not a marine anymore? lol im a civy and proud of it!

[Emilio_Rebenga]

I'm going to slam you TJM for doing that to one of my brothers you Navy punk

hey werent you in the village people?

[Dukkit]

This Bachelors thing seems to be in popular demand......Good for you guys..let us know if you survive the night.

survive the night?? dude.. we are going for 3 nights!! hahaha. its not going to be possible to survive all 3 nights

[calgarian]

survive the night?? dude.. we are going for 3 nights!! hahaha. its not going to be possible to survive all 3 nights

let me put it this way then...let us know if you guys are dead.