'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

let me put it this way then...let us know if you guys are dead.

ill contact you from the other side my friend. maybe ill possess ya and take you out on the town and get you some good anal sex with bitches

[Kratos]

college sucks hahaha, wait till you get out
you need to start making the most of it Ruhl, seriously
don't look down at the people around you for having a good time, join the party
you will never again in your life be surrounded by so many attractive women, ease of making friends, have so much free time in a day, free from responsibilities, and free to have a good time. Goes back to your not getting laid thread, nothing wrong with your dedication, but I think you are missing the boat.

[calgarian]

ill contact you from the other side my friend. maybe ill possess ya and take you out on the town and get you some good anal sex with bitches

ha ha ha .....I am getting enough as is..but more wont hurt make sure you contact me

[calgarian]

college sucks hahaha, wait till you get out
you need to start making the most of it Ruhl, seriously
don't look down at the people around you for having a good time, join the party
you will never again in your life be surrounded by so many attractive women, ease of making friends, have so much free time in a day, free from responsibilities, and free to have a good time. Goes back to your not getting laid thread, nothing wrong with your dedication, but I think you are missing the boat.

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[RuhlFreak55]

college sucks hahaha, wait till you get out
you need to start making the most of it Ruhl, seriously
don't look down at the people around you for having a good time, join the party
you will never again in your life be surrounded by so many attractive women, ease of making friends, have so much free time in a day, free from responsibilities, and free to have a good time. Goes back to your not getting laid thread, nothing wrong with your dedication, but I think you are missing the boat.

i dunno about that part of the statement......don't even have any friends good enough that they ask me out anymore

[RuhlFreak55]

i have been thinking on this.......and i truly don't have an answer........perhaps i'm just jealous i don't know......

[RuhlFreak55]

i just really really don't enjoy being around stupid people that are drunk and doin stupid shit.......i don't know how to articulate how i feel about it either......but it just doesn't feel right to me.....not to mention i'm an abrasive person to begin with so in a random group of drunk people it's highly likely that someone would be stupid enough to try and fight me......and then i'd prolly end up in jail for killing the ****tard

[Kratos]

Join a sport or a club or an activity, get involved in some stuff and you'll have friends. It's so easily available to you in college. The stupid people that are drunk doing stupid shit mentality is you looking down on them, stop it. Drinking is just a small part of what you're missing.

[Kratos]

hey dukkit, got a quick question for you. Ever wake up in the morning and it feel like someone kicked you in the balls? Then if you're with a girl that night it's really hard to get it up? Has happened to me once or twice if I forget to crank it for a few days in a row.

[RuhlFreak55]

hey dukkit, got a quick question for you. Ever wake up in the morning and it feel like someone kicked you in the balls? Then if you're with a girl that night it's really hard to get it up? Has happened to me once or twice if I forget to crank it for a few days in a row.

rofl......i don't think i did that for all of june......dieting plus letro equals zero sex drive (smiley cuz i can't get any anyway)

[Dukkit]

hey dukkit, got a quick question for you. Ever wake up in the morning and it feel like someone kicked you in the balls? Then if you're with a girl that night it's really hard to get it up? Has happened to me once or twice if I forget to crank it for a few days in a row.

hmm, no. i usually get the pang in the nuts during the afternoon every now and then. but no problems getting it up. and i hardly ever crank it. so maybe you should see a doc. i do get some bad pain during sex sometimes. i think thats cuz my nuts get shoved up into my belly button though.

[Dukkit]

rofl......i don't think i did that for all of june......dieting plus letro equals zero sex drive (smiley cuz i can't get any anyway)

yea if i was you i would be runnin just straight deca , letro and such so that you dont really feel that hornyness that is obviously bothering you so much.

[RuhlFreak55]

yea if i was you i would be runnin just straight deca, letro and such so that you dont really feel that hornyness that is obviously bothering you so much.

wouldn't bother me if i had a gf......or even just a girl that would submit lol.....but alas.....there are none that want me in this stupid **** bible belt school.

[TJM7275]

Dude every Marine i have ever met has thought he was a tough guy who was better than everyone else.... ( Not ragging on Rawz )... My ex is seeing a Marine and he was talking shit, saying if i looked at himm he would beat my ass...blah, blah blah... The other day when i saw his monkey ass he didnt even look at me and when I walked up to him and BITCH SLAPPED his ass he sat their and took it, just like a good little bitch should. All talk and no Balls... SOrry just still mad at the fact. And my ex just sat there with a stupid look on her face... Like she was not with me for a year and a half and does not know how I am...

[Kratos]

bawhahahha, you are too much TJ

[Dukkit]

wouldn't bother me if i had a gf......or even just a girl that would submit lol.....but alas.....there are none that want me in this stupid **** bible belt school.

its all good. youll move to a real city with real women some day!!

[Dukkit]

hehe. thats how we roll TJ

[RaWRZ0R!]

rofl yeah i uhm dont try to act hard. i just defend myself if someone comes at me. i honestly didnt like the marines..i wish i went navy or army..but i couldnt cause i was locked in

[Kratos]

bible belt or no, they're giving up the good stuff in somebody's dorm room

[TJM7275]

Dude, its cool... When i was in "A" school this punk ass Marine was walking around flexing his nuts with his imaginary lats. I was walking by minding my own business and he dropped his shoulder into me, and then was like what what... I walked up to him, drilled him in the face and as he started to fall i grabbed him and over the f***ing balcony he went.. It was really funny

[RuhlFreak55]

bible belt or no, they're giving up the good stuff in somebody's dorm room

dude i dunno how i'm supposed to make myself be attracted to stupid little bimbos that don't workout and are ****ing dumb as well.....

[RaWRZ0R!]

yeah there was alot of hostility between us and the navy.. i loved the navy..especially the corpsmans i was like FIX ME UP! lol

[RuhlFreak55]

I surrender my soul
Odin hear my call
One day I'll sit beside your throne
In Valhalla's great hall
Like so many before me
I'll die with honor and pride

The right of the warrior
Forever to fight by your side
Send a sign, raise the sail
Wave a last goodbye
Destiny is calling
Immortality be mine

Call the witch to cast the runes
Weave a magic spell
We who die in battle are born
Not for heaven, not for hell


We are sons of Odin
The fire we burn inside
Is the legacy of warrior kings
Who reign above in the sky


I will lead the charge
My sword into the wind
Sons of Odin fight
To die and live again
Viking ships cross the sea
In cold wind and rain
Sail into the black of night
Magic stars our guiding light

Today the blood of battle
Upon my weapons will never dry
Many I'll send into the ground
Laughing as they die



Place my body on a ship
And burn it on the sea
Let my spirit rise
Valkiries carry me
Take me to Valhalla
Where my brothers wait for me
Fires burn into the sky
My spirit will never die

[Dukkit]

I surrender my soul
Odin hear my call
One day I'll sit beside your throne
In Valhalla's great hall
Like so many before me
I'll die with honor and pride

The right of the warrior
Forever to fight by your side
Send a sign, raise the sail
Wave a last goodbye
Destiny is calling
Immortality be mine

Call the witch to cast the runes
Weave a magic spell
We who die in battle are born
Not for heaven, not for hell


We are sons of Odin
The fire we burn inside
Is the legacy of warrior kings
Who reign above in the sky


I will lead the charge
My sword into the wind
Sons of Odin fight
To die and live again
Viking ships cross the sea
In cold wind and rain
Sail into the black of night
Magic stars our guiding light

Today the blood of battle
Upon my weapons will never dry
Many I'll send into the ground
Laughing as they die



Place my body on a ship
And burn it on the sea
Let my spirit rise
Valkiries carry me
Take me to Valhalla
Where my brothers wait for me
Fires burn into the sky
My spirit will never die

holler

[RuhlFreak55]

PREPARE FOR LEG TRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously when i die they better put me on a ship and burn it in the sea or ELSE

[Dukkit]

PREPARE FOR LEG TRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously when i die they better put me on a ship and burn it in the sea or ELSE

leg training was yesterday, geez, catch up. lol.

and i wanna burn at sea!!

[RuhlFreak55]

i don't think i can squat free today because of the edema......soooooo i think i'm gonna do HELLA heavy hacks and then some leg presses with upwards of 1000 and see how i'm feelin...

[Dukkit]

i killed me a marine once. he looked at me for to long. i then cut him up with my swiss army knife and made the best damn beef jerky ive ever had with him. hm, hm was that boy good.

[TJM7275]

Emilio brother what happend to your picture.... By the way bro, their was not even a sailor in it, it was an army guy...in your picture that is...HA!!!
Still love ya bro

[TJM7275]

Its not there fault really, they get brain washed on the island and think there invincible.... Then they usually get jacked up

[Dukkit]

i don't think i can squat free today because of the edema......soooooo i think i'm gonna do HELLA heavy hacks and then some leg presses with upwards of 1000 and see how i'm feelin...

hmm, ive never done hacks. i should start hittin them up

[TJM7275]

Man I see dumbass's talking shit and all i hear is Method Man's " Bring the Pain " in my head

[Kratos]

when I die, they can do whatever with my corpse, do a mexican hat dance on it for all I care

[calgarian]

dude i dunno how i'm supposed to make myself be attracted to stupid little bimbos that don't workout and are ****ing dumb as well.....

That shouldn't be in ur judgment criteria. Why do you care if they are intelligent or not just have a good time. it will make it easier cause they are dumb.
Also I think you look down on people cause they dont workout or not and I personally dont think its healthy. Oh well its just me.

You think you got it bad in college wait till you go out in real life and then some dumbass is your boss not because of his ability or education just because he is with the company for 25 yrs and still dont know shit. What are you going to do then ...quit...well then how many jobs are you going to quit.
I know you are going to argue with this advise but my just my 2 cents.

[calgarian]

WOw I missed TJs nagging like a little bitch about the marines....Did some marine raped you when u were in navy....lol

I am joking bro.

[Kratos]

I was gonna say the same thing calgarian but then I said to myself I've been on Ruhl's ass too much today already. That statement about stupid little bimbos is further proof of your problem. Join the party my friend.

[calgarian]

I was gonna say the same thing calgarian but then I said to myself I've been on Ruhl's ass too much today already. That statement about stupid little bimbos is further proof of your problem. Join the party my friend.

I think that he is really passionate about his workout which is really good but he comes really aggressive to other people and they just dont want anything to do with him . He will be really famous really quick if he just let things slide more often then he does. That doesnt make anybody stupid its just that you dont want to care.

I will give you an example....Let say I have a opinion that you dont agree with....what are you going to do? argue with me or just shrug your shoulders? I bet you will argue the hell out ...Am I wrong Ruhl????

[Dukkit]

I think that he is really passionate about his workout which is really good but he comes really aggressive to other people and they just dont want anything to do with him . He will be really famous really quick if he just let things slide more often then he does. That doesnt make anybody stupid its just that you dont want to care.

I will give you an example....Let say I have a opinion that you dont agree with....what are you going to do? argue with me or just shrug your shoulders? I bet you will argue the hell out ...Am I wrong Ruhl????

your wrong.. shut up!!

j/k j/k

[Dukkit]

im almost off work. i gotta whore

[Dukkit]

have you ever toe ****ed a chick? i have. its so wierd to feel that wet vag between your toes. but i liked it.