Human testicle worth 70,000?

[adamw1]

I havnt the guts to go through a vasectomy this just makes me want to faint.

[Swifto]

For Sale:

Marble sized testicle, good clean working order, produced one 4 year old (girl), no health problems, been shrunken 3 times due to the use of 19-Nors, will through in HCG too, $70,000 ONO.

[K.Biz]

For Sale:

Healthy fresh testicle, out of a 21 year old man - In its prime to produce sperm. Put under mild stress do to use of certian OTC orals, but back to prime working conditions. Comes with gauruntee to produce great genetics.

Because Of Such Great Age: $85,000 OBO

[rubix6]

strange...

[Stock]

I havnt the guts to go through a vasectomy this just makes me want to faint.

It's nothing. I had a vesectomy about 5 year ago, and have never been able to tell the difference.

[adamw1]

I know a guy who went on the piss the same night he woke up too a swelling the size of a football....Thats the kinda thing that puts me off.

[Stock]

I know a guy who went on the piss the same night he woke up too a swelling the size of a football....Thats the kinda thing that puts me off.

He must of ordered the do-it-yoursef kit, or he should get better insurance...

[Lexed]

say somone got the nut installed. Would they produce there own sperm or the guys sperm

[Joemeek]

say somone got the nut installed. Would they produce there own sperm or the guys sperm

LOL now there is something to think about, getting chased for child support, better watch for that clause .

[adamw1]

Some scientist has linked Lance Armostrongs success to the fact that he had a testicle removed as it produced changesin his hormone levels which affected his metabolism.He went from an exceptional one day athelete to a 3 week endurance champ.

[K.Biz]

Some scientist has linked Lance Armostrongs success to the fact that he had a testicle removed as it produced changesin his hormone levels which affected his metabolism.He went from an exceptional one day athelete to a 3 week endurance champ.

isnt lance on HRT?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I wonder how much I would get for my heart?

[proud13]

adamw1,
Lance Armstrong is a genetic freak. Losing his testicle by no means made him perform better. He has a higher threshold for lactic acid, higher ability to hold oxygenated blood and a much larger heart than normal people and athletes.

lexed and batlin,
Sperm is produced by gametogenic tissue in the testes themselves. That means that the sperm will correspond to the genetic makeup of the donor. In the case of "testicle homotransplantation" you would produce sperm by the donor's testes and I'm assuming your offspring would carry their genetic makeup although you are the person shooting the bullets.

I could be wrong but from what I know and found researching this subject, I'm not, so someone could very well have kids like Jim Carey in the movie Me, Myself and Irene, lol.

[proud13]

LEGAL OR NOT:

Just about every country (Brazil, China, Britain, etc) now have laws in place to enforce the illegal sale, purchase and commerce or organ sales.

UNITED STATES: President Bush signed the Organ Donation and Recovery Improvement Act on April 5. While it is still illegal to sell or pay for organs, the act authorizes the federal government to reimburse living donors for expenses and to offer project grants aimed at increasing donations and improving organ preservation and compatibility. And this year, Wisconsin became the first state to give living donors a tax deduction of up to $10,000 for medical costs, travel, and lost salary.

http://law.enotes.com/everyday-law-e...organ-donation

http://www.journals.uchicago.edu/CA/...2001.text.html

[proud13]

Legal in Iran: I'm not giving up a kidney or testicle for a job...hell no!

Kidney sales are legal and regulated. The trade is organized and controlled by two nongovernmental organizations - the Charity Association for the Support of Kidney Patients (CASKP) and the Charity Foundation for Special Diseases (CFSD) - both endorsed by the government. The CASKP connects potential recipients and donors, and organizes tests to ensure compatibility. Recipients often offer donors employment or extra money after the transplant.

[adamw1]

adamw1,
Lance Armstrong is a genetic freak. Losing his testicle by no means made him perform better. He has a higher threshold for lactic acid, higher ability to hold oxygenated blood and a much larger heart than normal people and athletes.

lexed and batlin,
Sperm is produced by gametogenic tissue in the testes themselves. That means that the sperm will correspond to the genetic makeup of the donor. In the case of "testicle homotransplantation" you would produce sperm by the donor's testes and I'm assuming your offspring would carry their genetic makeup although you are the person shooting the bullets.

I could be wrong but from what I know and found researching this subject, I'm not, so someone could very well have kids like Jim Carey in the movie Me, Myself and Irene, lol.

Hey dont shoot the messenger,all this was taken into consideration in the article.I didnt give it much credit but it was a good read all the same.

[Swifto]

isnt lance on HRT?

I read he has TRT shots somewhere, yes.

[Lexed]

is it true the bigger the nutz the more test your produce?

[gixxerboy1]

I read he has TRT shots somewhere, yes.

Testical Replacement Therapy?

[duramaxedge]

If /when I have kids.. I would sell a ball for 70,000 in a SECOND

[notus]

I want to know where I can do this... anyone?

[lightwaytbaby]

shit, none of our nuts work anyways...

[pumpd4lif]

LEGAL OR NOT:

Just about every country (Brazil, China, Britain, etc) now have laws in place to enforce the illegal sale, purchase and commerce or organ sales.

UNITED STATES: President Bush signed the Organ Donation and Recovery Improvement Act on April 5. While it is still illegal to sell or pay for organs, the act authorizes the federal government to reimburse living donors for expenses and to offer project grants aimed at increasing donations and improving organ preservation and compatibility. And this year, Wisconsin became the first state to give living donors a tax deduction of up to $10,000 for medical costs, travel, and lost salary.

http://law.enotes.com/everyday-law-e...organ-donation

http://www.journals.uchicago.edu/CA/...2001.text.html

and i imagine the reason behind this is they would have a hard time taxing u for something u were born with And i think most of the men on this board would only get a fraction of the cost for there boys ...if size matters anyway.

[Kratos]

Lance is not and was not on HRT just to clear that up. He would have needed a special exemption in the tour and I doubt they would even grant such a request. I have a good friend who had testicular cancer, and confirmed by a girl that had sex with him, he has one nut. My friend is not on HRT and Lance wouldn't need to be either.

[thetank]

lol this thread is rapidly growing..alot of people want to sell thier balls eh? i would be all for it..but what if you lost your other nut..that would be ****in bruuuutal.

[Schmidty]

its sadly not true. I even made a thread about the exact same thing a while back n i had my heart broken.

[dedic8ed1]

its sadly not true. I even made a thread about the exact same thing a while back n i had my heart broken.

What research have you done to come to that conclusion?

[crazyhorse666]

{used car salesman voice}
...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

lol ha ha ha

[RBD85]

by testicles are priceless

[BROKEN]

You guys mustn't joke if I had the money I would pay for them! For infirtile couples we would almost do anything to have kids

dude if your girl looks good ill help you out