Surrounded By Vagina!

**Carlos_E** · 08-10-2007, 08:08 PM

I'm back stage at the Europa meeting Janata. There are at least 6 partially or completely nude figure girls standing around me waiting to get color and I am gay. How is that for irony. Every where I look I see vagina lips. I feel damaged by this experience.

**Big** · 08-10-2007, 08:09 PM

**Lexed** · 08-10-2007, 08:13 PM

so what if your gay. Those girls want some chocolate then give them some lol

**Panzerfaust** · 08-10-2007, 08:16 PM

Do they need any assistance getting that oil rubbed in?

**Tock** · 08-10-2007, 08:19 PM

Huh . . . reminds me of the time I got drunk with 5 women in the back of pickup truck. I was uniquely unsuited to appreciate or take advantage of the experience.

**Carlos_E** · 08-10-2007, 08:28 PM

This is funny as hell. The guys that are waiting for me out front are asking me to take them back stage. I told security they're not with me. I'm dying lau***ng.

**Lexed** · 08-10-2007, 08:45 PM

go straight for a few hours?

**Panzerfaust** · 08-10-2007, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

go straight for a few hours?

Not gonna happen..we have told Carlos that many times and he refuses.

**Renesis** · 08-10-2007, 11:22 PM

Just put it in their butts and pretend they have penises??? Come on you can do it take one for the team!!

**Carlos_E** · 08-11-2007, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Renesis

pretend they have penises???

Looking at some of the pro female bodybuilders on test I wouldn't have to pretend. I saw them naked and shuddered.

**Bojangles69** · 08-11-2007, 12:46 AM

I think this is the first time on these boards that I've ever really just been speechless. Like.. I just don't know what to say.

So I think I wont =]

**Bruce000** · 08-11-2007, 01:38 AM

Carlos as a straight guy I don't find the very muscular ladies attractive.!!!If I wanted a woman that looked like a man that would make me Gay!!
So your not alone!!

**Stock** · 08-11-2007, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I'm back stage at the Europa meeting Janata. There are at least 6 partially or completely nude figure girls standing around me waiting to get color and I am gay. How is that for irony. Every where I look I see vagina lips. I feel damaged by this experience.

Figure girls, not BB's at this point.

Carlos, I'll remember that next time I'm at a club and I'm surounded by gay men. "If only I could change places w/ Carlos...."

**Panzerfaust** · 08-11-2007, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Stock

Figure girls, not BB's at this point.

Carlos, I'll remember that next time I'm at a club and I'm surounded by gay men. "If only I could change places w/ Carlos...."

Make sure to post it Live from your phone to get back at Carlos.

**SMAN12b** · 08-11-2007, 11:18 AM

Carlos just close your eyes and pretend its a man ass.....stick it in their back door and it will feel the same......lolol

How come you never invite us to the good stuff like this?????.....lolol

**Lexed** · 08-11-2007, 11:28 AM

its a excuse sman. I think carlos is straight and is just hogging all the bitchs to himself

**PEWN** · 08-11-2007, 11:31 AM

i do this and the ladies leave carlos and cum to me ....

**scaramouche** · 08-11-2007, 05:11 PM

ok man just toss all ur spare vagina my way

**lightwaytbaby** · 08-11-2007, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I'm back stage at the Europa meeting Janata. There are at least 6 partially or completely nude figure girls standing around me waiting to get color and I am gay. How is that for irony. Every where I look I see vagina lips. I feel damaged by this experience.

still nothing huh?...

***Doc.Sust*** · 08-11-2007, 07:40 PM

irony is the word my friend

**DSM4Life** · 08-11-2007, 07:44 PM

I find that girls are way to easy when you pay them no mind which is why they are normally all over gay guys.

Attention whores !

**Carlos_E** · 08-11-2007, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I find that girls are way to easy when you pay them no mind which is why they are normally all over gay guys.

Attention whores !

Earlier today I was looking for Silvio and I looked into a color tent and it was one of the females naked getting her color. I said OH I'M SO SORRY! She said don't worry about it, you've seen it already. Then she shook her tits at me. We both started cracking up.

***Doc.Sust*** · 08-11-2007, 08:41 PM

to bad no pics

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 08-11-2007, 11:26 PM

well you should have taken one for the team here at AR and parked the ole kielbasa bus in tuna town

**SnaX** · 08-12-2007, 03:59 AM

You need to hold a cup of coffee in your hand, walk over to the chicks and say, "Hey babe, want something hot and black in you?"

You could maybe throw in a, "And then some of this coffee afterwards?"