The "OFFICIAL" AR story thread..........

[lightwaytbaby]

then tai takes his fvck trophy home...

[Renesis]

who is none other than jamie eason!(sp?)

[lightwaytbaby]

then it turns out not to be her, because a "f" trophy is a baby, and she is not a baby...so then tai goes home...

[taiboxa]

and crys himself to sleep on the giant stuffed fish SomeGirl bought him

[lightwaytbaby]

and crys himself to sleep on the giant stuffed fish SomeGirl bought him

LMFAO

[bpm1]

so this guy walks into a bar....................

[lightwaytbaby]

then tai develops sleep apnea, where he goes into a coma and looses 200 lbs. bring his weight down to an astonishing weight of just 312lbs. still...

[Renesis]

But now hes ripped out of his mind and can fight due to the roids that he takes so he flexes up and goes after lightwaytbaby..... only to get knocked out X_O

[taiboxa]

*** trying to find a rafter sturdy enuff to tie the noose too, no luck ><

[Kratos]

so this guy walks into a bar....................

Ouch, sounds painful

[bpm1]

yea, he got a big lump on his head, it left a mark

[Renesis]

so bpm kissed him on the head to make the booboo betta

[Shane35aa]

across his forhead now he looks like that former russian leader with that weird ass birthmark there

[Stock]

****

[Stock]

So to relieve his frustration, he goes back to his "F" trophy, only to find out she is getting stinky and crusty

[PEWN]

.............. and tells his mom to go wash...

[RBD85]

but hits it anyways..

[PEWN]

twice and didnt calll

[Renesis]

and now pewn has a mob of angry crusty women chasing afte him

[RBD85]

so he thinks to himself... if done fat chicks... why not crusty chicks?

[PEWN]

so i did it again.... two at a time to weigh what the fat chicks do..

[Renesis]

so he turns around with captain woody at attention and goes for broke

[Renesis]

damn you pewn -.-

[m8intl]

damn you pewn -.-

Is what he said as he thrusted the crusty scabies infested 'tang.

[RBD85]

then after going through half of the crusty women he goes limp and like the true man he is he licks the crust off the pewn

[Renesis]

then after going through half of the crusty women he goes limp and like the true man he is he licks the crust off the pewn

but that is so disgusting i think i am done with this thread for a while

[m8intl]

Mmmmm he says, tastes like scabies.

[RBD85]

but that is so disgusting i think i am done with this thread for a while

hahahahahaha

[lightwaytbaby]

then he poops.

[bpm1]

uhmm dont have response, yucky?

[bpm1]

so this guy walks into a bar.....................

[RBD85]

on her chest because she always wanted someone to take a dump on her chest

[PEWN]

i pooped in a sock and hit her in the head with it and gave her the ol hot karl..

[RBD85]

so this guy walks into a bar.....................

and he gets totally wasted

[RBD85]

hahaha you pooped in a freakin sock?

[PEWN]

lol.. and hit her in the head with it... no one has done tht ..

[lightwaytbaby]

then tai puts pepporoni on it and eats it...

[lightwaytbaby]

i threw my own turd? does that count?

[PEWN]

hahahahahah......


so i was banging this 13 year old and her mom walked in .... shit gotta go...

[RBD85]

but the consistency of pewns doo doo butter makes tai dry heave...and then hurl.