The "OFFICIAL" AR story thread..........

[RBD85]

Ok all you whores out there this thread is for you! This thread is the official ar story! It starts out with a simple sentence and the rest of the ar sluts add a single sentence per post until its a fackin story... Thats single sentence! It can be funny, stupid, serious, retarded, or anything else you can think of.

You can comment freely on the story whenever you want, but you must post four asterisks (****) before you add a sentence to the story (thats a free post you slut). That signifies that you are in the process of adding to the story and warns all other whores to back off until you finish so there will be no cross stories or confusion.

Anyone who breaks the rules will be perm banned.... common back me up mods!

I will start with...

Today I woke up and jumped out of bed...

[taiboxa]

and then i ran to the bathroom to empty my bulgin bladder.

[RBD85]

dont turn this into another relationship thread tai!

[m8intl]

****

[m8intl]

But my (tai) fat belly was in the way of my dick so I peed on the floor.

[RBD85]

Today I woke up and jumped out of bed, But my (tai) fat belly was in the way of my dick so I peed on the floor.

[lightwaytbaby]

and then after pissing i jerked off to a picture of janet reno.

[taiboxa]

but it just turned out to be an old pic of Booz

[lightwaytbaby]

and oddly enough he turned out uglier

[dupa95]

but I still seem very atrcted to the pic

[lightwaytbaby]

so i blow another load

[dupa95]

into my bowl of shedded wheat by mistake DAMM

[dupa95]

Then the phone rings

[RBD85]

its me (r**) motha ****a!

[dupa95]

Hi mom how are you

[bpm1]

its tai, he's had too many ambien and is mumbling nonsense about a girl

[RBD85]

Im good tai, listen son you have got to start cleaning up after yourself... there was piss all over the floor!

[Venomous Nemisis]

****

[Venomous Nemisis]

and a repost was born

[Venomous Nemisis]

This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes. You will be redirected to that thread.

[PEWN]

oh geesz...

[dupa95]

Im good tai, listen son you have got to start cleaning up after yourself... there was piss all over the floor!

Naw I love smell that comes from the radiator when it get's hot. mmmmm

[Igifuno]

I figured i'd take a shower to get ready for the day, but then the door bell rang......

[taiboxa]

and it was the chick that dumped me.. come back to redump me just to make the dumping even more painful!

[lightwaytbaby]

then i round housed her in the neck...

[taiboxa]

and blashed her w/ my nunchucka's!

[Kratos]

she died

[lightwaytbaby]

so i nailed her while the pink was still warm.

[Kratos]

I didn't use a condom and I watch CSI so I knew leaving her full of twinke cream was not a good idea.

[lightwaytbaby]

then 9 months later the baby crawled out of the underground buriel site.

[Mogamedogz]

10 minutes after that.... a second baby crawled out of the burial site. Identical to the first baby in every way, except this one was carrying a stolen ID and checkbook.

[lightwaytbaby]

turns out to be the love child of tai boxa...and some other baby that actually turns out to be a raccoon, not an actual child.

[taiboxa]

**** that was low u all

[Renesis]

So I beat it with a pogo stick...

[lightwaytbaby]

then tai put pepperoni on it and ate it...

[taiboxa]

**** jerks

[lightwaytbaby]

........

[PEWN]

tell us a story lightway

[lightwaytbaby]

was waiting for tai...but...

then the dead girl crawled out of the grave and broke up with him, then died again...

[PEWN]

geez dude....