I can't beleive a thirtyfour year old just tried to jump my bones

[Expat]

Bro,
It's slim pickins over in the female section>there are some older posts and I was the only female on in the entire female section. but there is some chicka there fishin for a source in the steroid section

[Doc.Sust]

so update, what happenedto your "gentleman caller"?

[Expat]

so update, what happenedto your "gentleman caller"?

Well, like I said before I talked him "thru it" This seems to go over everyone's head, but I think you can read between the lines. I guess I might as well just come out with it, I talked dirty to him, to get thru an awkward situation with completion w/out me going there.



He was already worked up from the massage I gave him and I gues the one he gave me. At one point I was massaging his back and he flipped over, so I figgered he wanted his chest and front shoulders done>>It just so caught me off gaurd.I'm like NO, this is not happening. Where did this come from.

I did think that it was a bit off that here he has flipped over on his back and now I am straddled him. And I am trying to be delicate in my nether regions in contact with his. Then all of a sudden he starts tellin me "you are so hot"

And there I'm thinkin "there ain't nothin good gonna come from this"

I am not kidding when I tell you I was cluless that this came outta left field>>It seems that I innocently enough pay no attention to thses guys and invaribly that draws them in>whoda thunk

[Panzerfaust]

Just ****ing great...Expat totally ignored me and Tai is getting more attention from a woman that me. This is a sad ****ing day I tell you.

[Expat]

His may be bigger, but I can breathe threw my ears...

Oh my my my my, this is not good>>I have to go to bed alone, you guys have just teased me all night long

[Expat]

Just ****ing great...Expat totally ignored me and Tai is getting more attention from a woman that me. This is a sad ****ing day I tell you.

Sweetheart, I am so sorry, I am not ignoring you at all. What would you like to talk about? I am all yours

[Hoggage_54]

If I were a girl, I'd be such a slut.

You love the cock that much eh

[Amorphic]

I think this thread shows us just how desperate we are for a few girls to hang out in the forum.

[Panzerfaust]

Sweetheart, I am so sorry, I am not ignoring you at all. What would you like to talk about? I am all yours

I wanna talk about massages and when you plan to give me one. Then again, I don't know what you look like.

I need pics before going any further.

[Expat]

I wanna talk about massages and when you plan to give me one. Then again, I don't know what you look like.

I need pics before going any further.

Right now, I don't have any pics and this sounds like a copout>but it is past time for me to crash as I work out tomorrow early and I start training Sunday for a 10k>>so on that note good night ya'll

[thetank]

ahhh the endless depths of mystique surrounding a pink username..a woman on an internet chat board is like a celebrity eh? dont paint me elitist im not gonna say i didnt read every post on this thread, its just funny.

[taiboxa]

ahhh the endless depths of mystique surrounding a pink username..a woman on an internet chat board is like a celebrity eh? dont paint me elitist im not gonna say i didnt read every post on this thread, its just funny.

its otay.. i'd still do ya.

[helium3]

ahhh the endless depths of mystique surrounding a pink username..a woman on an internet chat board is like a celebrity eh? dont paint me elitist im not gonna say i didnt read every post on this thread, its just funny.

Agreed!

It used to be classed as bad luck having a women on a ship...but on a board they just stir up shit and then bring out all the ass lickers LOL.



@expat some guy wants to nail you...then get over it its been happening for years.

[x_moe]

perverts

[goodcents]

I thought you were bustin my balls about doing coworkers

I have only heard guys use that term























Guys you might be flirting with a guy (if I'm right I will so laugh at you guys )

[goodcents]

I wanna talk about massages and when you plan to give me one. Then again, I don't know what you look like.

I need pics before going any further.

[goodcents]

Agreed!

It used to be classed as bad luck having a women on a ship...but on a board they just stir up shit and then bring out all the ass lickers LOL.



@expat some guy wants to nail you...then get over it its been happening for years.

Welcome to the women haters club. You get to bring the cookies this weekend since you just joined

[Renesis]

Dude I have heard many girls/women use the term busting my balls -.-

[helium3]

I have only heard guys use that term























Guys you might be flirting with a guy (if I'm right I will so laugh at you guys)

Man this could be so true, all the horndogs typing with there tongues wagging and really theres a guy (not faggot) tossing himself off over their replies LOL

[goodcents]

Dude I have heard many girls/women use the term busting my balls -.-

Well I have not Besides, I like putting doubt in these guys minds They just act like a bunch of bulls the way they act whenever a female posts Hell and if a female flirts back they just go crazy and they have'nt even seen a pic

[goodcents]

Man this could be so true, all the horndogs typing with there tongues wagging and really theres a guy tossing himself off over their replies LOL

I would change that one part so you don't get in trouble

[vitor]

I saw Expat pics in the over 30 section(she looks good),
I would do her... no doubt!

[vitor]

No it wasnt Expat I saw, my bad...

[goodcents]

No it wasnt Expat I saw, my bad...

oh shlt that struck me funny Back to doubt

[Expat]

Welcome to the women haters club. You get to bring the cookies this weekend since you just joined

Boy, I feel sad that you guys have baggage>>

I am not being ugly here when I say that.

Have you thought about havin chicks as buddies? like as friends?


I think men make the world go round!!!

[Expat]

Ok, that does it, I guess I am gonna have to get serious about findin a pic

[customworksking]

I feel girl "friends" r a good thing @ the end of the day U meet more girl's!
the co-worker is bad no matter how u slice it

[Expat]

I wanna talk about massages and when you plan to give me one. Then again, I don't know what you look like.

I need pics before going any further.

Here's ur pic.

[QuieTSToRM33]

[lightwaytbaby]

just for one night, hell maybe two?

back off she's mine!!!

and seriously all i need is like 4 1/2 minutes tops!

[RA]

It will feel like it

do you have a tongue like ur avy?

[goodcents]

Here's ur pic.

That's it?

[bpm1]

thats not a pic, oh please!

[BuffThaStuff]

bump for pic

[IronReload04]

I can..........I am only "friends" with girls i want to have sex with honestly

[Expat]

It will feel like it