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    Dont worry both the deletion and the banning are in progress
    Always on top of things Kale.

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    wow...
    someone PLEASE remove the tanning beds and introduce these tools to melanotanII
    ORANGE IS NOT COOL ><

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    im from south jersey and i see tons of these ridiculous blowouts at the beach, but i came up with a great idea... water proof hair gel for these douches!!! i would make millions!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rx8rone
    im from south jersey and i see tons of these ridiculous blowouts at the beach, but i came up with a great idea... water proof hair gel for these douches!!! i would make millions!!!
    OMG
    why cant we have lineups like that around here i LOVE THAT AVATAR ><

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    OMG
    why cant we have lineups like that around here i LOVE THAT AVATAR ><
    Oh how I would love to..........................................

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    That chin. I want to slug that chin. Then I want to pick up some clippers and buzz that thinning quasi-Hitler-youth hair from that 8-head. I'm so irritated by that grinning frat-boy mug I almost barely noticed the come hither "I swallow" motif expressed by the pouting yet smug little wench to his right.

    The girls aren't of the smoking Alba level hotness, but approachably bangable. The dude isn't the biggest douchebag on earth, but the videogame shirt, the deadeye, glazed, "I'll be spanking it tonight to this moment," and the nervous fingers afraid to touch hot chick #2's forearm all lend a decent air of douchebagerry to his persona.

    Check out Kid Rock's retarded younger brother gettin' it on with the local entertainment. Classic oversized sunglasses, hat at proper douchebag 10 degree tilt, neck-kerchif. And the classy white button down shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Rock on!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    That chin. I want to slug that chin. Then I want to pick up some clippers and buzz that thinning quasi-Hitler-youth hair from that 8-head. I'm so irritated by that grinning frat-boy mug I almost barely noticed the come hither "I swallow" motif expressed by the pouting yet smug little wench to his right.

    The girls aren't of the smoking Alba level hotness, but approachably bangable. The dude isn't the biggest douchebag on earth, but the videogame shirt, the deadeye, glazed, "I'll be spanking it tonight to this moment," and the nervous fingers afraid to touch hot chick #2's forearm all lend a decent air of douchebagerry to his persona.

    Check out Kid Rock's retarded younger brother gettin' it on with the local entertainment. Classic oversized sunglasses, hat at proper douchebag 10 degree tilt, neck-kerchif. And the classy white button down shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Rock on!!!
    hahahahahhahahaa

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    "kid rock's little brother" that shit is hilarious.

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    are you guys seriously jealous, who gives a **** how they dress

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    OMg this kid has never been next to a female before and has no clue what to do.

    WTf is with the hair?



    Were to start? Shave that shit off your face. Bet rid of the girls belt and jacket. Cut your fag ass bangs and loos the gay ass hat.


    Bro you are not dead yet.


    One word Diet. You will need to find it to have sex

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    Not so much of a douch but his chick is smokeing god dam


    Im with my boyfriend and his sister. Lets be cool and flick off the cam


    Some needs to tell him you supost to have two eye browse.
    http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6484/db2052jj3.jpg

    You have a hot chick liek this one you and cant crack a smile. WTF


    If there bigger them me. Thay have to be a douch. By the way dont anyone work arms?


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    I Love This Thread!!!!

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    this is the "ya, i look cool with goggles on my head"


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    awesome thread, wats up with the super overdone tans these guys r all sporting?

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    I have not seen one chic on here so far that I would not hit. ???????????

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    Great thread, Keep the douchbags coming. Too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer

    Cock-a-doodle-douche!
    i spilled my coffee from unexpected burst of laughter @ that pic's headline...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    I have not seen one chic on here so far that I would not hit. ???????????
    Funny you say that, I've seen maybe 3 that I would fuck. And, that's just a one night stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    This has to be the best blog EVER! Makes me miss living in New York lol.

    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.c...s_archive.html

    Far be it for me to pick on high school prom 'baglings, but orange?

    Seriously, orange?

    Orange plus cactus hair?

    I weep for the future.

    There comes a time when every man faces a choice in life. Seek out his spiritual essence. Question existence. Search for higher truth.

    Or just tattoo a ginormous swirl on your arm.

    The other day I was sitting around, sipping a nice tall glass of lemonade out on the porch and watching my grandmother milk the yaks, and I thought to myself, "Ya know? If Dairy Queen ever made a Hottie/Douchey Blizzard milkshake, I wonder what it would look like?"

    Now I know.

    You want lies, Choady McBag?

    Okay.

    They're really into you.

    Gotta love dual twin chest exposure + Jesus Bling. Do they make hazmat suits to protect from that sort of gale force douchosity?


    it depends on how you measure the difference between hot and slut.

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    Lot of hate in this room!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by helium3
    it depends on how you measure the difference between hot and slut.
    Most 'sluts' look pretty hot. unless they're caked on in makeup or look like blown up dolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    If there bigger them me. Thay have to be a douch. By the way dont anyone work arms?
    Is that guy really flashing 3 $1 bills? What a douche. Looks like that brunette is giving that blond a reach around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    Is that guy really flashing 3 $1 bills? What a douche. Looks like that brunette is giving that blond a reach around.
    It does look like 3 $1 bills dont it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
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    I was thinking the same thing. She is out of this world

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    Yeah just because I've had better doesn't mean that I would pass on any of these chics

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    blond hair is a huge turn off to me.. dont know why.. i used to chase em like a desperate lil puppy in my younger years..

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    Shit some of you guys are real picky but I would love to (or maybe not) see some of the chics you guys have banged when you where horney Hell I've had mine I was not proud of and even if I had a pic of a few of them I would not show them

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    blond hair is a huge turn off to me.. dont know why.. i used to chase em like a desperate lil puppy in my younger years..
    She has fake blond hair, just auto-plow the blond off of her. I have no preference, except I dont like red heads nor curly hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
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    Agreed.

    I'd say I don't have a hair preference either, but I do think that I gravitate toward blondes a wee bit.

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    i cant believe u guys are sitting here judging other human beings based on their appearance.. you can't judge a book by its cover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajc330
    i cant believe u guys are sitting here judging other human beings based on their appearance.. you can't judge a book by its cover
    the hell u cant! lol

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    Imo, hot chicks are on a duchebag like stink on shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos
    Imo, hot chicks are on a duchebag like stink on shit.
    only the young ones that i cant stand to begin with..
    they can have that shit kuz i dont need another aneurism..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajc330
    i cant believe u guys are sitting here judging other human beings based on their appearance.. you can't judge a book by its cover


    shut up bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4


    shut up bitch
    Would you like to use this?


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    What? you guys doing deca only cycles...lmao...Id hit any of them...up your test man...up your test!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    Not so much of a douch but his chick is smokeing god dam


    Im with my boyfriend and his sister. Lets be cool and flick off the cam


    Some needs to tell him you supost to have two eye browse.
    http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6484/db2052jj3.jpg

    You have a hot chick liek this one you and cant crack a smile. WTF


    If there bigger them me. Thay have to be a douch. By the way dont anyone work arms?


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    Second pic...is the girl wearing a thong under her swim suit??????

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    that site gets even more hilarious when you see people on there that you know!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajc330
    i cant believe u guys are sitting here judging other human beings based on their appearance.. you can't judge a book by its cover

    this has got to be a joke

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