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09-15-2007, 10:59 PM #1
I've been told to quit liftin'...
The plant controler where I work told my boss at a company sponsored golf outing (no I don't play fvcking golf) after a hand full of drinks that I needed to stop lifting weights. I guess he doesn't appreciate the intimidation factor I bring to the table at our monthly cost book meetings. He's a puss. Anyone experience anything similar?
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09-15-2007, 11:01 PM #2
i got shot down kuz my shoulders are too wide.
also got the "WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO YOUR SELF" (chick of course)
mostly just stupid women
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09-15-2007, 11:04 PM #3
"Why would you do that to your self" LOFL! That's too real! Uhhh.... ummmmm... droooolll... uhhhh (wana fvck?)... uhhh. ummm ... oh yeah, testosterone baby!
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09-15-2007, 11:05 PM #4
yeah.. tottally fuxin accident.. i went and lifted weights one time.. woke up like this the next morning.. i was like OH GOD NO!
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09-15-2007, 11:07 PM #5
Now that's too funny! LOL
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09-15-2007, 11:57 PM #6Originally Posted by taiboxa
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09-16-2007, 12:00 AM #7Originally Posted by Amorphic
she first said WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO UR SELF .. like.. it was self mutilation..
then she goes on to say..
WOMEN DO NOT! FIND THAT SEXY or APPEALING AT ALL!
like i do it to get chicks...
she said something else but by this time my adhd kickd in and i was staring at her shiny bracelet.
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09-16-2007, 12:02 AM #8Originally Posted by taiboxa
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09-16-2007, 12:05 AM #9Originally Posted by Amorphic
first she bitches bout the muscles and tells me how they are a turn off because they make the guy appear to be dull and dimwitted LOL
so we hang out and next thing i know im getting a back rub from her.. and she says "Oh wow.. Your back is so NEAT"
so i say "So you like muscles now?" and she goes ''uh huh'' in the cutest i wanna hump you tone ever..
then the next weekend i found out she humped her ex boyfriend who was one of those super tall skinny guys.. so like.. WTF?!~
can someone break this down for me?!
THEN..
a month goes by and she calls me and beggs me to come out to the clubs w/ her.. im like WTF and she is like well just see if you can come find me.
FIND YOU?! you want me to drive.. 35minutes at 11:45 to a COUNTRY BAR/Dance Club that is STUPID PACKED and try to FIND YOU?!
i hung up..
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09-16-2007, 12:08 AM #10Originally Posted by taiboxa
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09-16-2007, 12:09 AM #11Originally Posted by pgilligan10
MTV has nerfed this innate craving for ALPHA MALES and replaced them w/ a deep desire for bed head doods or .. wat are those .. "ORANGE PORKIEPINES?"
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09-16-2007, 12:11 AM #12Originally Posted by taiboxa
second... sounds like kind of a slut to me. anyways she probably just told u it was a turnoff to get u interested in her.
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09-16-2007, 12:11 AM #13Originally Posted by taiboxa
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09-16-2007, 12:13 AM #14Originally Posted by taiboxa
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09-16-2007, 12:15 AM #15
It is instinct for girls to flock to the biggest guy, they just dont have the common sense to stay with him, and as a result end up with beanpole douchebag etc.
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09-16-2007, 12:16 AM #16Originally Posted by Amorphic
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09-16-2007, 12:17 AM #17
Although i do have to say britney spears' mtv performance gave me wood for 4 days straight.....
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09-16-2007, 12:18 AM #18Originally Posted by Amorphic
how do i become a beanpole douchebag?
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09-16-2007, 12:19 AM #19Originally Posted by Amorphic
MTV is EATING ALL OF THE COMMONSENSE !!! if we kan remove MTV.. life will be GOLD
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09-16-2007, 12:21 AM #20Originally Posted by pgilligan10
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09-16-2007, 12:21 AM #21Originally Posted by pgilligan10
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09-16-2007, 12:23 AM #22Originally Posted by Amorphic
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09-16-2007, 12:24 AM #23Originally Posted by taiboxa
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09-16-2007, 12:25 AM #24
me too!
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09-16-2007, 12:38 AM #25
come on tai make another thread so i can be a member tonight...
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09-16-2007, 12:40 AM #26
im barely able to type.. my soma's for my neck make me .. retardeD?
best not make a fool of my self so early in the day
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09-16-2007, 12:42 AM #27
wats wrong with neck
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09-16-2007, 12:45 AM #28
lotta issues.. alot of it stims from my jaw not being right.. (broken twice) it seems to impenge some nerves nicely because its MOVED back a lil.. (even though i do theraputic excercises like doc tells me ><)
just years of boxing and being stupid
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09-16-2007, 12:47 AM #29
reminds me of my biggest fear- getting my two front teeth knocked out.....even if u get false- they still don't look right
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09-16-2007, 12:49 AM #30
alright i guess ill do it myself 500...
Last edited by 5ifthCitizen; 09-16-2007 at 01:43 AM.
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09-16-2007, 02:11 AM #31
-.- Go to bed!
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09-16-2007, 08:37 AM #32
My girl is fine with it. Never said a thing or complained about it once.
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09-16-2007, 08:54 AM #33
my g/f told me last night the I'm still skinny after I told her i put on 16lbs in 15 weeks ...she is 1 of those who thinks if she can burn fat @ work and never go to the gym,by not eating and well not breaking a sweat if I were to tell her that she would cry.....lol
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09-16-2007, 09:11 AM #34Banned
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Originally Posted by 3**
For about the last 8 years after seeing a picture of myself with those the same age i was embarrased at how i looked all i could think of was shit man im not doing any aas and im just working out to stay in shape. Nobody ever complained but i felt like the odd one. at 40 I have three friends that have had the big mack that the quadruple bypass FYI. My lifestyle and eats were a lot different than theirs the parting was the same. NO in 2007 i dont feel so bad and im back to lifting and im gettign laid by good looking women. My cliche is if all you had to do was open a botle of something everyone would look this good, people are jealous and feel threatened( especially by me spelling). if the are out of shape and or older. Look at who was on the apprectice for the most part these people were smart and hot and competitive.
I dont know how old you are but dont appologize for being in shape and dont seek revenge. Do YOUR job do it your best and laugh at the the pointed remarks made at or to you. Just be thankfull they are bothering you and not someone else who might be more fragile. if their preoccupied wiht you then they are leaving someone else alone. And dont let it get you fired up becuase then your giving them power over your emotions.
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09-16-2007, 09:18 AM #35Originally Posted by taiboxa
I've had that before. I've also been shot down and told that I was "disgustingly huge" plus all the other random comments bitches make about steroids behind my back.
As far as work though, I don't think i'll ever have any issues there since I work in the fitness industry.
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09-16-2007, 09:22 AM #36Originally Posted by 3**
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09-16-2007, 10:42 AM #37
Tell your boss that you dont lift, youre genetically built the way you are, and you're suing him for discrimination.
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09-18-2007, 10:04 AM #38Member
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my gf is starting to complain that im too big, and my arms are getting gross. I told her ill get small and stop liftn if she gets small, cuz she use to have a tight lil body until college, and gained about 25-30 lbs. But for the same amount that i have heard her complain about me getting too big, i have had women tell me that they like a guy with big arms, or that it looks good. I only weigh 195 however, so im not even close to freakishly huge.
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09-18-2007, 10:20 AM #39Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy
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and then he told her to get back in the kitchen and make me some pie
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