Freaken Ex GF...

**buffgator** · 09-18-2007, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

send her my way.. im bored.

Yeah that will last real long.

**taiboxa** · 09-18-2007, 03:19 PM

**Pilate** · 09-18-2007, 04:05 PM

I'm married and still going through every so often the ex pops up just long enough to get me thinking divorce and then she goes off into the sunset again and i live another night on the couch dodging my evil wife.

**IronReload04** · 09-18-2007, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Didn't Mike Tyson once say "I'll fuc ya till ya love me." ??

ya, and he said that to a guy

his next fight

**B.E.N.** · 09-18-2007, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by batlin

I KNEW something was up about 2 weeks ago when I saw she had changed her Myspace pic from one with her and her current BF to one that was taken when me and her were together.... I think she was fishing for me to email her at that point honestly...

Christ sake...quit stalking the damn girl's myspace! Why do you want to be with some chick that left you and was getting her back banged out by some other dude anyway?

The unanimous decision is sack up and move on. Easiest way to get the EVEN feeling...nail one of the girls she dislikes the most around town. VENGENCE!!!!

**Huckster** · 09-18-2007, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by batlin

I KNEW something was up about 2 weeks ago when I saw she had changed her Myspace pic from one with her and her current BF to one that was taken when me and her were together.... I think she was fishing for me to email her at that point honestly...

Seriously bro, are you stalking this chick? Don't email her, don't text her, don't go to her g d myspace page.

If anything you need to find another chick and make sure the ex sees you with the new chick having a good time w/o HER. You also should stop comparing other girls to her. Everyone is different.

All these guys are giving you the right information. This chick knows she can control you and have you when it's convenient for her. Girls won't respect guys they can control. I'd wait till she emails you like 3 times before I'd consider acknowledging her.

Follow Juggernaut's advice.

Good luck, I feel for you bro, but ignore the x. Stay away from her myspace page!

**goodcents** · 09-18-2007, 05:30 PM

After big guns, I've got nothing to add

( a lady the other day said" you always have pretty girls getting you food and stuff, what's your secret?" I said "they're suppose to"

she just looked at me for a second

) Hott girls are the easiest because they are all fuked up in the head. Low fuking self esteem, ex boyfriends beat them, daddy molested them, mom's a ho,etc. you name it

**goodcents** · 09-18-2007, 05:32 PM

Who the fuk is on myspace anyway except teens, and they went to facebooks

Oh I'm sorry tai

**batlin** · 09-18-2007, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Huckster

Seriously bro, are you stalking this chick? Don't email her, don't text her, don't go to her g d myspace page.

If anything you need to find another chick and make sure the ex sees you with the new chick having a good time w/o HER. You also should stop comparing other girls to her. Everyone is different.

All these guys are giving you the right information. This chick knows she can control you and have you when it's convenient for her. Girls won't respect guys they can control. I'd wait till she emails you like 3 times before I'd consider acknowledging her.

Follow Juggernaut's advice.

Good luck, I feel for you bro, but ignore the x. Stay away from her myspace page!

Hell no i dont stalk her, I dont even go to her myspace, she is on my friends list (she added me last year or something)

**buffgator** · 09-18-2007, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

After big guns, I've got nothing to add

( a lady the other day said" you always have pretty girls getting you food and stuff, what's your secret?" I said "they're suppose to"

she just looked at me for a second

) Hott girls are the easiest because they are all fuked up in the head. Low fuking self esteem, ex boyfriends beat them, daddy molested them, mom's a ho,etc. you name it

Oh thats what determines that they grow up to be hot....also girls like that are wonderful for seriouse relationships.....seriousley fugked up relationships that is.

**taiboxa** · 09-18-2007, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Who the fuk is on myspace anyway except teens, and they went to facebooks

Oh I'm sorry tai

oh WHAT DA HELL?!
how did i GET DRAGGED INTO THIS?!

oh sumuvabich ><

**Renesis** · 09-18-2007, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

oh WHAT DA HELL?!
how did i GET DRAGGED INTO THIS?!

oh sumuvabich ><

Because you wear a C cup?? :P

**taiboxa** · 09-18-2007, 07:57 PM

ohhh i see

**B.E.N.** · 09-18-2007, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by batlin

Hell no i dont stalk her, I dont even go to her myspace, she is on my friends list (she added me last year or something)

Yo! Nutbag! Delete her off your friends list then!

Sorry...but you are letting this chick make you look like a chump my man.

**bulldawg_28** · 09-20-2007, 12:22 AM

Bump for an update.

**batlin** · 09-20-2007, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by bulldawg_28

Bump for an update.

Haven't email...
If she is truely "interested" she knows where to find me

**HeavyHitter** · 09-21-2007, 01:07 PM

honestly... if its been this long, another approach, instead of playing the game, which i also agree w/... is just to call her and give her the ultimatum, telling her how you feel. Call me if you want to be w/ me or dont at all. (in a nice way of course)

**batlin** · 09-21-2007, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

honestly... if its been this long, another approach, instead of playing the game, which i also agree w/... is just to call her and give her the ultimatum, telling her how you feel. Call me if you want to be w/ me or dont at all. (in a nice way of course)

Yea, I can understand that too.. figure it out quickly.. but I dont have her number...

**goodcents** · 09-21-2007, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by batlin

Yea, I can understand that too.. figure it out quickly.. but I dont have her number...

Welcome to having a chic mess up your head all the while your buddies are making fun of you

Been there, done that too. You will grow out of this shlt, till then you will be all fuked up

Maybe this will help you out:
Two bulls are on top of a hill over looking a herd of heifers. A young bull and an old bull. The young bull told the old bull "hey, lets run down there and fuk one of those heifers" the old bull said "lets walk down there and fuk them all"

Now be a man and start fuking again

Do you think that bltch is thinking about you while shes taking another guys nut inside w/o a rubber? (sorry to be mean but it will make you say "fuk it"

) Be the guy nutting rather than the guy whacking it at home.

**B.E.N.** · 09-21-2007, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Welcome to having a chic mess up your head all the while your buddies are making fun of you

Been there, done that too. You will grow out of this shlt, till then you will be all fuked up

Maybe this will help you out:
Two bulls are on top of a hill over looking a herd of heifers. A young bull and an old bull. The young bull told the old bull "hey, lets run down there and fuk one of those heifers" the old bull said "lets walk down there and fuk them all"

Now be a man and start fuking again

Do you think that bltch is thinking about you while shes taking another guys nut inside w/o a rubber? (sorry to be mean but it will make you say "fuk it"

) Be the guy nutting rather than the guy whacking it at home.

LOL...jeez that was harsh!

**batlin** · 09-21-2007, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Welcome to having a chic mess up your head all the while your buddies are making fun of you

Been there, done that too. You will grow out of this shlt, till then you will be all fuked up

Maybe this will help you out:
Two bulls are on top of a hill over looking a herd of heifers. A young bull and an old bull. The young bull told the old bull "hey, lets run down there and fuk one of those heifers" the old bull said "lets walk down there and fuk them all"

Now be a man and start fuking again

Do you think that bltch is thinking about you while shes taking another guys nut inside w/o a rubber? (sorry to be mean but it will make you say "fuk it"

) Be the guy nutting rather than the guy whacking it at home.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Sh*t man, that is one way to look at it.. I am actually pissed right now because ANOTHER ex contacted me and bought me tickets to fly to FL for the weekend just to go out and screw all weekend... i couldnt go because I couldnt find anyone to watch my dog and the local kennel was full... DAMN!!!!!!!! She got her money back on the tickets though.. so maybe next weekend....

**batlin** · 09-21-2007, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Do you think that bltch is thinking about you while shes taking another guys nut inside w/o a rubber? (sorry to be mean but it will make you say "fuk it"

) Be the guy nutting rather than the guy whacking it at home.

I do have to say one thing.. I was the first guy to Nut inside her without a rubber

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 09-22-2007, 08:19 AM

Ok, I just went through two years of depression because of a bitch leaving me so here is what you do....

Since she has contacted you, you know that she is fishing for a good time with someone she is comfortable with... So, in the mean time go find yourself a really (and I mean REALLY) nasty, disease riddled whore and bang her. Get yourself a real good STD from her. Then, go find the ex. Take her out, get her a little too drunk to know to say no to banging one out and pass the STD on to her. Then, don't talk to her for about a month. When she finally is all worried that you don't call her or anything drop her a line that she may have scared your heart for a while, but you have infected her crotch for the rest of her life! So the best way to wear the pants in this one!

**NotSmall** · 09-22-2007, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot

Ok, I just went through two years of depression because of a bitch leaving me so here is what you do....

Since she has contacted you, you know that she is fishing for a good time with someone she is comfortable with... So, in the mean time go find yourself a really (and I mean REALLY) nasty, disease riddled whore and bang her. Get yourself a real good STD from her. Then, go find the ex. Take her out, get her a little too drunk to know to say no to banging one out and pass the STD on to her. Then, don't talk to her for about a month. When she finally is all worried that you don't call her or anything drop her a line that she may have scared your heart for a while, but you have infected her crotch for the rest of her life! So the best way to wear the pants in this one!

Hey bro at least you're not bitter ay?

**batlin** · 09-22-2007, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot

Ok, I just went through two years of depression because of a bitch leaving me so here is what you do....

Since she has contacted you, you know that she is fishing for a good time with someone she is comfortable with... So, in the mean time go find yourself a really (and I mean REALLY) nasty, disease riddled whore and bang her. Get yourself a real good STD from her. Then, go find the ex. Take her out, get her a little too drunk to know to say no to banging one out and pass the STD on to her. Then, don't talk to her for about a month. When she finally is all worried that you don't call her or anything drop her a line that she may have scared your heart for a while, but you have infected her crotch for the rest of her life! So the best way to wear the pants in this one!

Holy crap! AHAHAHA

**goodcents** · 09-22-2007, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by batlin

I do have to say one thing.. I was the first guy to Nut inside her without a rubber

Good job man, see now you're getting the idea

fuk them hos! Don't let the sweet look fool you, they are all evil

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 09-22-2007, 02:15 PM

Women will mess you up big time! That warm wet hole between their legs can lead to same bad ass shit in the end.

**batlin** · 09-22-2007, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Good job man, see now you're getting the idea

fuk them hos! Don't let the sweet look fool you, they are all evil

Ain't that the truth.. anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die HAS to have links to the Devil!!!

**goodcents** · 09-22-2007, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by batlin

Ain't that the truth.. anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die HAS to have links to the Devil!!!

Shlt the devil kicked them out, that's why we got them

We're a bitter bunch

**taiboxa** · 09-22-2007, 03:57 PM

women...scare...me...

**Prada** · 09-22-2007, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

ohhh i see

You are suppose to say: "ohhh i C"

Dont you get it?

**Prada** · 09-22-2007, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot

Ok, I just went through two years of depression because of a bitch leaving me so here is what you do....

Since she has contacted you, you know that she is fishing for a good time with someone she is comfortable with... So, in the mean time go find yourself a really (and I mean REALLY) nasty, disease riddled whore and bang her. Get yourself a real good STD from her. Then, go find the ex. Take her out, get her a little too drunk to know to say no to banging one out and pass the STD on to her. Then, don't talk to her for about a month. When she finally is all worried that you don't call her or anything drop her a line that she may have scared your heart for a while, but you have infected her crotch for the rest of her life! So the best way to wear the pants in this one!

I thought a really nasty disease which ultimately and consequently will bring her fatality, would be HIV?