Manliest thing you ever saw???

[MuscleScience]

Probably for me is the 3 and a half foot long terd I just shat out.

[MasonMan]

I saw a dude break his own 40oz bottle over his head before a fight to get pumped up. He then proceeded to kick the other dudes ass with a gash on the top of his head. I though it was pretty badass.

[number twelve]

i saw a story about a uncle who pulled his nephew from the jaws of a 6 ft shark who had already bitten off the kids arm, he then dragged the shark onto the beach and killed it and pulled the kids arm out of its stomach and it was later reattched. B.A. IMO

[mavsluva]

Does my avatar fit the bill?

[Mogamedogz]

i saw a story about a uncle who pulled his nephew from the jaws of a 6 ft shark who had already bitten off the kids arm, he then dragged the shark onto the beach and killed it and pulled the kids arm out of its stomach and it was later reattched. B.A. IMO

Boo-ya!!!

[IronReload04]

I think when emmit smith dislocated his shoulder in either a playoff game, or a superbowl, and he could only carry the ball with one hand, kept playing and ran for like 150-200 yards

[peteroy01]

thats from shrapnel through my forearm

[Atomini]

That aint pretty. When and where'd that happen?

[peteroy01]

iraq. 20miles southwest of baghdad july 2004.

[RA]

Wait until you get a little older and you're nut sack hangs down low enough that it gets submerged in the fecal water......

Well it will be the biatches fault when Im slapping her ass with shit balls

[JDawg1536]

Ronnie Lott injured his pinkie one year. The doctors told him it would be ok, but he would need surgery and would have to sit out the rest of the year. He said, "Cut it off.".......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G2oxc-kKgLA

[RA]

Id be impressed if it was his dick.

[Renesis]

thats from shrapnel through my forearm

Dude just so u know theres a chunk missing out of ur forearm! O and wtf is that white thing a nerve,tendon?

[peteroy01]

yeah it blew out about a golf ball sized piece of meat. i saw them(docs) cut it off cause it was just hanging by a piece of skin. and the white(straight) thing is an extra tendon that some people have, but the doc said its pretty rare. he said it was some evolutionary thing from when we had claws or some shit. and the white glob of stuff is where the tendons meat(pun) the muscle, cant think of the name right now. and that shit blew right threw my radial artery(its gone too), so i lost over half my blood. i was white as a sheet for like 4mon. and lost 2tendons for my thumb.

[Renesis]

ouch!

[peteroy01]

i have to admit. my butt hole was puckered up pretty damn tight!

[ronan the barbarian]

manliest thing??????the priest coming to see me in hospital to give me the last rights with all my family around me,while im off my tits on morphine and me telling him to get the f**k out my room cus im going nowhere...
that was 3 yrs ago and im still fu*king here.
there is 1 other guy on this site that knows what im on about....

livestrong

[Bigen12]

Well it will be the biatches fault when Im slapping her ass with shit balls

The best part is when I flush, and the sensation of the swirling sucking water, makes me blow like a volcano!

[Odpierdol_sie!]

manliest thing I ever saw? 8 detectives knocking on my door with a warrant in the window.

[Odpierdol_sie!]

oh no wait that was the gayest thing i ever saw.

manliest thing would have to be... wen i told the pig "dont you fcuking come in to my house and call me a fcuking lier". his face was a picture haha.

great the response you get wen you remain placcid for a couple of hours then turn it on!.

[scaramouche]

Does my avatar fit the bill?

yeh thats real manly i think u should win,most men would have ears like that pinned back

u da man

[Amorphic]

i can chop down trees with my penis and rip phone books in half with my eyelids, does that count?

[goaheadandhitme]

location: dirty bar in texas

story: two jars sitting on the bar, one full of money, the other 3/4 full of dark semi clear liquid. I ask my brother what they are, he says if you put a dollar in the jar you can hawk a loogy into the other. I say, I can do that when I take a piss, for free. He says thats texas welfare, "if someone gets broke enouf they can down the jar and keep the money". I say,, anybody ever do that, he says "o yea", " there's probably three or four hundred in there".....

[Amorphic]

location: dirty bar in texas

story: two jars sitting on the bar, one full of money, the other 3/4 full of dark semi clear liquid. I ask my brother what they are, he says if you put a dollar in the jar you can hawk a loogy into the other. I say, I can do that when I take a piss, for free. He says thats texas welfare, "if someone gets broke enouf they can down the jar and keep the money". I say,, anybody ever do that, he says "o yea", " there's probably three or four hundred in there".....

that is by far the most disgusting thing i have ever heard of!

[number twelve]

location: dirty bar in texas

story: two jars sitting on the bar, one full of money, the other 3/4 full of dark semi clear liquid. I ask my brother what they are, he says if you put a dollar in the jar you can hawk a loogy into the other. I say, I can do that when I take a piss, for free. He says thats texas welfare, "if someone gets broke enouf they can down the jar and keep the money". I say,, anybody ever do that, he says "o yea", " there's probably three or four hundred in there".....

oh god i dry heaved when i read this

[number twelve]

I think when emmit smith dislocated his shoulder in either a playoff game, or a superbowl, and he could only carry the ball with one hand, kept playing and ran for like 150-200 yards

it was against the giants

[goaheadandhitme]

oh god i dry heaved when i read this

there was chew floating on top, he said the last guy chased it with milwaukees best... yuk!!!!

[tadpoleboyy]

one time a dude suckerpunched me and put my nose about 45 degrees sideways . Blood was gushing, so i held my nostrols and it all came out of my mouth instead. So i went to the bathroom and saw how sideways it was, and set it right there while lookin in the mirror. I just pushed it it back to normal until it stopped crunching and looked straight. Saved me from reconstructive surgery. That pales in comparison to that whole blown up arm thing tho...

[domeyeahaigh]

some okay stories in here boys

[bpm1]

i cried when my son was born

[Red Ketchup]

Wait until he turns 14, you'll cry more! :P

Red

[scaramouche]

Wait until he turns 14, you'll cry more! :P

Red

or when he turns 17 and trashes your car

[Renesis]

location: dirty bar in texas

story: two jars sitting on the bar, one full of money, the other 3/4 full of dark semi clear liquid. I ask my brother what they are, he says if you put a dollar in the jar you can hawk a loogy into the other. I say, I can do that when I take a piss, for free. He says thats texas welfare, "if someone gets broke enouf they can down the jar and keep the money". I say,, anybody ever do that, he says "o yea", " there's probably three or four hundred in there".....

Oh god that is vile man... I can barely stomach the pouches liquid touching the back of my throat and thats not even the manly stuff!!! I can't imagine actually drinking the chew and the spit off of it that stuff would burn so bad.

[Bigen12]

I've got one for ya,

Try paying over $1k a month child support for the past 6 years, never missing a payment. While paying all of the kids medical bills, and keeping them clothed.

[bpm1]

I've got one for ya,

Try paying over $1k a month child support for the past 6 years, never missing a payment. While paying all of the kids medical bills, and keeping them clothed.

thats manly bro, sad, but manly

[cookiemonstR]

The manliest thing ive ever heard of was a guy who was about 50 going on a canoe trip through ontario for 8 days with only his dog. Sure enough, a couple days into the trip he comes across a bear, who started to attack his dog, had the dog in its mouth biting it. So this guy grabs a 6 inch knife and runs over to save his dog, stabbed the bear 60 times in the back and killed it,, ill find a link
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/natio...r.html?ref=rss

[wascaptain5214]

I've got one for ya,

Try paying over $1k a month child support for the past 6 years, never missing a payment. While paying all of the kids medical bills, and keeping them clothed.

the world needs more men such as yourself.....

[Renesis]

The manliest thing ive ever heard of was a guy who was about 50 going on a canoe trip through ontario for 8 days with only his dog. Sure enough, a couple days into the trip he comes across a bear, who started to attack his dog, had the dog in its mouth biting it. So this guy grabs a 6 inch knife and runs over to save his dog, stabbed the bear 60 times in the back and killed it,, ill find a link
http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/natio...r.html?ref=rss

That old man is my hero

[perfectbeast2001]

I used to work for a guy who did welding and erected metal structures. He was real old but strong as hell and had no perception of pain. He was invloved in many serious incidents. One that springs to mind was when a disc cutter bounced out of the metal it was cutting and cut him right around one side of his waist. I was pretty shocked and offered to take him to hospital. He said he didnt want to bother the nurses and he proceeded to bandage up the deep wound with duck tape. We carried on at work like nothing had happened. After work he went home and drank a bottle of vodka in the bath, his wife found him in there bleeding profusely and called an ambulance!!

A few doormen were invloved in a large fight which ended up spreading out into the road outside the club. The gang which we were fighting panicked and one of the members got in there car and drove it at the fighting mob. He ran over one of the doormen and we all thought he had been killed. The doorman simply got back up and carried on fighting. He later needed treatment for broken bones and concussion!!

[Ir0n]

When Achilles’ killed Hector at the gates of Troy, and dragged his dead carcass back to his beach tent on the back of his Chariot.

That was some bad ass shit.

What about the 300 Spartans?