You guys have got to read this....wallstreet guy basically tells off a woman looking

**IronReload04** · 10-04-2007, 08:37 PM

http://www.intensemuscle.com/26759-a...tml#post444522

**IronReload04** · 10-04-2007, 08:38 PM

some other guy posted this on another bb forum

copy and pasted

ACTUAL post on Craigslist... must read!

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Craigslist Meets WallStreet…Classic
What a classic answer…..

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

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**Prada** · 10-04-2007, 08:48 PM

I like the analogy with market efficiency.

**Fat Guy** · 10-04-2007, 08:50 PM

pwned!

**DDDNTZ** · 10-04-2007, 08:51 PM

WOOT WOOT!

That is just some flat out awesome shyt.

**Renesis** · 10-04-2007, 08:57 PM

AWW SHIEET!!! I gots a new line your a depreciating asset baby I gotta let you go

**football2007** · 10-04-2007, 08:58 PM

Owned of all owns right there

**DDDNTZ** · 10-04-2007, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Renesis

AWW SHIEET!!! I gots a new line your a depreciating asset baby I gotta let you go

"Look I like to think that Im a fiscally responsible person, and lets face the facts, you're a depriciating asset. Buh bye"

Hells yea Im using that shyt

**zipster_dude** · 10-04-2007, 09:39 PM

dahhmm funny...."if you are interested in a lease" fck me!

**D-Bo Dre** · 10-04-2007, 09:43 PM

"Why marry you when I can lease you?"

**IronReload04** · 10-06-2007, 09:59 AM

funniest stuff i have seeen in some time

**kaberle_15** · 10-06-2007, 03:22 PM

That was pretty good, I wonder if she understood

**39+1** · 10-06-2007, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by IronReload04

http://www.intensemuscle.com/26759-a...tml#post444522

that was awsome im printing it out to frame it

**number twelve** · 10-06-2007, 06:05 PM

amazing haha

**Tbone1975** · 10-07-2007, 09:37 AM

I hate that woman with a fruitful passion. I'm not bad off either, no where near 500gs though. His response is nice, I don't agree with all of it though. I'm the opposite of her. Money means virtually nothing to me, I like hotties. I've seen unbelievably good looking girls who were middle class at the most. With me, the woman has to be decent looking for the spark, personality is super important for the playful friendship. She can have all the money in the world, but if she doesn't look good, forget it. I would agree with that guy that she was not very good looking. If she was, she wouldn't be worrying so much about money.

**IronReload04** · 10-07-2007, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by kaberle_15

That was pretty good, I wonder if she understood

well, according to this broad....she is articulate, sohpisticated, beautiful, and brilliant

**Myalansky** · 10-07-2007, 11:25 AM

Hell yeah. Guys who can`t get any girl they want without showing the money... are simply miserable.

**britbb** · 10-07-2007, 07:40 PM

What kind of a guy would marry a woman if she only likes him because of his money? Hed have to be a fkin retard OR a single 80 year old man that just wants to have a bit of fun in his last years on this earth.

Most men (including myself) want a woman who they find attractive who is loving and caring and makes good company and a good mother to their kids.

If i was a wealthy man (im not) theres no way id want to have anything to do with these little sl*gs, morality is more important to me than money. If people dont have morality then money means nothing at all. Besides whats the fascination with money so much nowdays, i get as much fun sitting at home watching a dvd with my girl then fukin her later than i do going out havin a meal, spending stupid money on her drinks (because i dont drink alcohol myself). I get more satisfaction from my physique and my training than anything else (ok, bodybuilding costs a lot though, money and time) but id rather have my physique than own a ferrari.

Wealth comes in many forms, not just material goods...this is why a stupid woman like that will never be happy in life...then like everyone else, she will die.

If my family are happy and healthy then im happy, this woman obviously doesnt have a nice family and must be a lonely, selfish woman. How many men want to marry a lonely, bitter and selfish woman???

Particularly wealthy guys who in general are wealthy because they have been talented or clever and most of them have some sense, this woman would be the last person theyd want to marry.

There are things in life far greater than money or material goods, such as health and health of loved ones.

If i was gonna die and leave this earth in the near future then i wouldnt mind as much if i knew that my family and loved ones were going to be healthy and and have a long happy life...people these days are just so friggin selfish.