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10-12-2007, 03:49 PM #1
Went on a date, but I WANT HER FRIEND!
Okay...so I went on a date last night with this decently attractive woman. Her best friend was tagging along the entire time (and was VERY HOT). We went to dinner...then to her friend's place and talked all night. Her friend got tipsy and was asking me sexual questions about positions...etc. Then my date said : "gosh..this is making me so horny"...then her friend was like "haha, me too!" I was like daaaaaaaaaaayum! Haha....so anyways...then my date realizes her friend has had too much to drink...and suggests we leave so her friend can sleep.
So my date and I go for a walk...and she proceeds to say: "When you went to the bathroom, my friend said "Gosh, he's so nice and soooo hot...if you don't want him, I'LL TAKE HIM!".
I WANT her friend soooo bad. She's 10x hotter.
I'm sure there is some SUPER PIMP out there who has a solution to this situation without pissing anyone off.......LET'S HEAR IT?
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10-12-2007, 03:55 PM #2
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lol I love the lounge. Imo take the hottie
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10-12-2007, 04:00 PM #3
They're fuking with you girls get off on that shlt
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10-12-2007, 04:04 PM #4Originally Posted by goodcents
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10-12-2007, 04:07 PM #5Originally Posted by goodcents
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10-12-2007, 04:29 PM #6Originally Posted by pgilligan10
Let's assume, I'm NOT being played...and that they are both for real....
HOW can I pull this off? I know SOMEONE has a workable idea!?
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10-12-2007, 04:31 PM #7Originally Posted by liftin4life
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10-12-2007, 04:50 PM #8
The advice I give came at the cost of many bad experiences
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10-12-2007, 04:50 PM #9Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
When I hung out w/my date alone...later on in the night...we talked about male/female bodyparts that are hot. She asked me about tits...and I was like "ummm, yeah...definitely" and she stared into my eyes. I said "you're waiting for me to look at your tits". She said: "It's normal for you to look at my tits...so yeah..it's okay...go ahead" HAHA! I was like wow, this chick is pretty upfront!
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10-12-2007, 04:56 PM #10Originally Posted by liftin4life
Dude I have members that are 16 in my store that do that shlt for kicks, girls love that shlt. They are fuking with you, don't be a sucker or just grab both of them and see if they are talk or what They are ho's anyway so might as well just get it over with since even if you do want to date one of these girls they are fuked up in the head anyway and you do not want to date these chics!!!
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10-12-2007, 05:00 PM #11Senior Member
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did you get a new haircut? f'cken skanks!!!!! i think yall need to do some more drinking together.
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10-12-2007, 05:14 PM #12Originally Posted by goodcents
Okay...I don't want to risk losing both of them.
Hmmm...so I need to make sure all 3 of us hang out and DRINK!
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10-12-2007, 05:29 PM #13Associate Member
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10-12-2007, 07:00 PM #14Originally Posted by goodcents
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10-12-2007, 07:06 PM #15
another thread says something about taking a sh^t in the bed while you're fvcking the girl...
maybe that will work??
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10-13-2007, 12:26 AM #16
haha that was my thread damnit
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10-13-2007, 12:47 AM #17
The gr(ass) is always greener on the other side!!
It is always dangerous with best friends ... but if you are only looking for a shag and not a relationship .... then go for it!!
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10-13-2007, 01:19 AM #18Originally Posted by paulzane
I think I can pull this off. I'm supposed to contact her friend about my single roommate....I'm thinking I'll have her call the house when he's not home and talk to her for awhile...then confess that we have more in common than her friend and I...but I don't want to hurt her friend's feelings.
She'll probably be like "aww, he cares about my friend" but...she likes me, too....so she'll probably try to figure out a solution also.
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10-13-2007, 01:22 AM #19
Dude, you missed your opportunity, what the fukk.
When youre in the room with two girls and they both say they're horny, THATS when you score the 3some.
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10-13-2007, 07:03 AM #20Originally Posted by AandF6969
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10-13-2007, 11:57 AM #21Originally Posted by liftin4life
I also think you had the chance the other night. But i would wait to the 3 of you are together again and the are acting like that. then go for them both
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10-13-2007, 12:19 PM #22Originally Posted by goodcents
But damn, what girl brings their best friend along on a date wtf? Thats like bringing a c*ck blocker along on a date with you just incase you made a move on her...maybe the whole thing was a wind up then if she only went with you if her mate came along
Anyway, did you get good feedback from the girl herself...forget about the fit mate she has, as others have said she sounds like shes playing games. So you want to know HOW TO PULL THIS ONE OFF RIGHT???
HERES HOW TO DO IT...make sure you go out with the girl again (not her mate), call her/txt her and tell her you want to meet up again but just the two of you...so her 'annoying friend doesnt get drunk and behave immaturely duh', afterall your sophisticated and mature right lol...(thats what you want her to think anyway).
So when your alone with her, you have a nice time and you play it so you can go back to hers and fuk her.
She will inevetably tell her friend what happened (girls talk to their friends all the time, so you didnt even need to talk to her friend and now her friend knows about you already)...also you look like youve just shunned the fittest one (your date will know that her friend is better looking than her, and her bigheaded mate will know she was teasing you and she is the better looking of the two, hence why she had more confidence) but youve basically had sex with the not as good looking one.
Now heres the key...YOU MUST BANG HER TOTALLY SH*TLESS, get on top of that p*ssy in missionary, push her legs behind her head and fuk her brains out till she cums, then keep on to see if she does again. (Lol, i know its effort, but if you can stay hard, use any means, then itll work).
Then when she tells her mate (who thinks youve shunned her)...thats when you ask to meet up with her again a week (or a few days later), say that she can bring her mate around if she likes aswell, that youve been thinking and she wasnt that annoying, just a bit drunk, that her mate is cool really.
So now your on another date with the girl youve banged and her c*ckblocker mate...except this time YOU DONT ACT ALL SUBMISSIVE AND WEAK LIKE YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN WHEN THE PAIR ARE TOGETHER, just start snogging the girl you have already banged and her fit mate will soon get jealous (shes the big headed good looking one so how dare her mate get the guy instead of her right?) When youare snogging her (make sure your facing her mate, the back of your girls head is facing your mate)...open your eyes and make eye contact with the fit one, just keep looking at her whilst snogging the other one, give her the eyes mate, you know what i mean, maybe a wink...then afterwards just suggest to have a threesome, see what happens, bring up last time when the mate said she found you really hot, see what she says when put under pressure.
Thats what id do mate. It is a win win situation. You at least get to fuk one of them, if the threesome doesnt work out then who cares, at least youve just played them and shown the silly immature big headed girls that youve taken them for a ride, youll make the fit one jealous by banging her mate...so even if theres no more sex after that who cares...youve just turned their pathetic little game around on them.
Thats what you gotta do to girls who start playing stupid games, show them that you dont care...sexual games are for immature kids...when you get on that p*ssy just bang it really really hard.
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10-13-2007, 01:28 PM #23
lol sounds like somebody wants to do it himself
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10-13-2007, 01:34 PM #24
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Dude, next time you run into her try to find out where she hangs out at. Try to see if you can bump into her at that location and see what happens. WTF, you got nothing to lose, you're young and single and have fun and get laid for us.
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10-13-2007, 04:40 PM #25Originally Posted by britbb
Okay...true...your way...at least I'm just about guaranteed SOME ***** instead of risking NO ***** at all! The only thing is...damn...I would much rather have the friend.
Also....what about the female FRIEND CODE? The one where they won't go with a guy their good friend dated???
OH, another note...she's emailed me TWICE and texted me SEVERAL times about how she's "soooo excited" about hanging out with me again "soon"....and it's only been 1 1/2 days.
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10-13-2007, 05:56 PM #26
mmmmm im sorry but what your saying is they both really want you????
so why you being a girl and asking a load of strangers for advice???if its true just pick the one you fancy....simple
iv been on this site a while and still find it really wierd that people wanna ask strangers for advice about women....makes me laugh....
put up a pic of you with them then perhaps we can judge for you......
till then ..................
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10-13-2007, 06:26 PM #27
i dunno if this has been said.. but it sounds like they're in on it together... i think your date kinda likes you. and she wants to find out if you'd be faithful, or at least a decent guy. so she's using her friend to "set you up" as it were...
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10-13-2007, 06:29 PM #28Originally Posted by liftin4life
Last edited by pumpd4lif; 10-13-2007 at 06:32 PM.
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10-13-2007, 06:47 PM #29Originally Posted by pumpd4lif
i have 7 women begging me to sleep with them,they are all so fit they should be models,but two want a threesome with me....oh hold on.....that was bs.....
till you show me a pic of these girls drooling over him i call
iv posted pics in a similar situation but not pretended they are fit,but atleast im honest
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10-13-2007, 06:51 PM #30Originally Posted by ronan the barbarian
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10-13-2007, 07:32 PM #31Originally Posted by liftin4life
I would just get in both their ears with some game...then they are battling each other to bed you.
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10-13-2007, 08:22 PM #32
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Originally Posted by pgilligan10
totally agree on this answer...the hottie is liable to call u behind her friend's back
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10-13-2007, 08:30 PM #33
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Originally Posted by britbb
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10-14-2007, 04:10 AM #34Originally Posted by pumpd4lif
As far as the guy calling BS and asking for pix, haha, ok, sure. Why would I put pix of anyone (or identifiable pix of myself) on a message board about steroids ? That's not very fair to them!? If I happen to get some of all 3 of us together, I may crop out our faces...but keep in mind we've only hung out once....therefore...no pix were taken yet.
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10-14-2007, 04:13 AM #35Originally Posted by Expat
The hot friend even said: "You guys can just stay here tonight if you want"...that's when the date got VERY serious about leaving. She had NOTHING TO DRINK. I think if she had...I would have had a 3-some for sure. She just wasn't having it...regardless of her being horny earlier.
I'm inviting them BOTH over to my house to hang out with my roommate and I this week. My roommate is going to play wingman b/c he has A LOT in common with my date. Soooo, hopefully that will work.
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10-14-2007, 04:20 AM #36English Rudeboy
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Originally Posted by ronan the barbarian
To the thread starter - have you not seen that episode of Seinfeld?
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10-14-2007, 12:05 PM #37Originally Posted by NotSmall
idiot,choosing between two girls happens to everyone many times through life,thats not what i was taking the piss about,asking strangers for advice is what i find funny.
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3-some anyone?? lol
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10-14-2007, 03:27 PM #39Originally Posted by ronan the barbarian
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10-14-2007, 03:48 PM #40English Rudeboy
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Originally Posted by ronan the barbarian
Can I just mention you have a real nice way about you mate...
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