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    Best Movie One-Liners

    isn't Bruce Willis' line in die hard "Yippee KiYay mother f*cker" the best one liner ever?

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    No..... Bruce Cambell in Evil Dead 2... "Shop smart shop S-mart" is

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    Ottis in The Devils Rejects...."I am the devil...and im here to do his work."

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator View Post
    Ottis in The Devils Rejects...."I am the devil...and im here to do his work."
    awesome movie bro thats probally the best one

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    Frankie and Johnny
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    Samuel L Jackson. Pulp Fiction "Say what one more time, I dare you!"

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    American Gangster...."what're you going to do? shoot me in front of all these people?" Bang

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    American Gangster"My Man"

    Casualties of War"Get some MTHRFUKERS get some"SeanPenn

    "Hey white boy that hole ain't gonna dig itself"Platoon

    "Hey fool you ready for a nother beatin you shoulda never came back"Mr,T rocky

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    Tombstone- Doc "Say When" and "I'm your Huckleberry"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboy003 View Post
    Tombstone- Doc "Say When" and "I'm your Huckleberry"
    Nice,your a daisy if you do

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    "you going to bark all day little dog, or you gunna bite"-Michel Madsen, resivoir dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    "you going to bark all day little dog, or you gunna bite"-Michel Madsen, resivoir dogs
    Oh man I totally forgot about that movie. Have not seen it forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator View Post
    Ottis in The Devils Rejects...."I am the devil...and im here to do his work."
    i like a different one by him "The next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****ing mark twain shit cause its gonna go on your tombstone." Or something close to that

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    Army of Darkness - Ash- "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

    Army of Darkness - Ash- "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

    Army of Darkness- Ash- "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

    okay so they arent one liners, but fvck that movie makes me laugh

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    never seen any of the army of darkness movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    Army of Darkness - Ash- "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

    Army of Darkness - Ash- "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

    Army of Darkness- Ash- "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

    okay so they arent one liners, but fvck that movie makes me laugh
    Damn your right its the end of Army.... Ya dude I went to NY to see the Play it was funny as hell... they had a splatter zone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soulstealer
    Damn your right its the end of Army.... Ya dude I went to NY to see the Play it was funny as hell... they had a splatter zone...
    wow, they have a play for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    wow, they have a play for it?
    Evil dead.... if it wasnt clear it was awesome...

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    tombstone, are you gonna do something or stand there and bleed

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    apocolypse now, kill em all let god sort em out

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    "When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber

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    dumb and dumber .... " the rockies arent so rocky that john denver is full of shit... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang View Post
    dumb and dumber .... " the rockies arent so rocky that john denver is full of shit... "
    one of my favorites im lau***ng now just thinking about it

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    uh uh oh oh harder harder! debbie does dallas

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB View Post
    Dazed and Confused....

    best part about high school girls, i get older and they stay the same age.....
    Lol hahaha, my friends and i say that all the time (about every friday night football game)

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    Gladiator: "what we do in life, echoes an eternity".........i just got chills

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