Holidays, Relatives & Steroids Questions

**pumpd4lif** · 12-26-2007, 07:58 PM

my reply to family when ever they made any suggestions about me an being big an on steroids is as follows....ya maybe u should think about getting some u look like u havent been to the gym in months hahaha hey and while ur at it pick me up some cause i heard there great.Works every time.
the whole embarrasing them momentarely takes the focus off u an puts it on them an they relize they are outa line .it is all about ur delivery.
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**pumpd4lif** · 12-26-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Atomini

Oh yeah, getting this alot.

A few weeks ago, my grandmother asked me if i'm using steroids. Got my dad popping jokes all the time, "so did you hear about your friend Barry Bonds?", "gonna go do an injection now?" etc...

and my reply to him woulda been ....Ya i heard he gets them real cheap ,u got his number dad i could probably save a bundle hahahah jokes on dad now

**SkinnY&HungrY150** · 12-26-2007, 08:01 PM

My family sees me and tells me I've gotten fatter.....haha

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-27-2007, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

My family has never once mentioned me being muscular and in shape. This is most likely due to the fact that my two brothers are fat and praising me would hurt the other two.

Sometimes I just wanna rip my shirt off and scream "Here I am, look at me".

j/k

oooh doi it at my house ill give you plenty of "praise" !!!

**Geeezer** · 12-28-2007, 06:34 AM

Holidays, Relatives & Steroids Questions
I'm sure the rest of you are dealing with this. At first I thought it funny, now I'm getting really annoyed. I haven't been home in 5 years and as my relatives walk in they all keep saying "My God you're so big. Are you taking those steroids?" My grand mother, aunt, 2 uncles, cousins, they all said it. I went with my usual cover lie. I told them I compete bodybuilding and I'm random tested throughout the year. I don't use steroids and couldn't even if I wanted to. So I walked out of the room and my brother told me they kept talking about it after I walked out. Saying they don't believe me. "He is on the juice." My uncle picked up my tub of protein and started reading the ingredients. He says, protein, glutamine, anabolic steroids ha! ha! ha!. Then when I walked back in the room he says you look like you've been hanging with Barry Bonds. He won't let it go.

Why would you lie to your family?
Come on look at you.They all know you have done Steriods and now they know you will lie to them.
We at AR know your a better person then that.
This is with respect Carlos

**znak** · 12-28-2007, 10:30 AM

I tell them, "you wanna see my dick too?" It gets real quiet, then they change the subject.

Works EVERYTIME.

**Carlos_E** · 12-28-2007, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by znak

I tell them, "you wanna see my dick too?" It gets real quiet, then they change the subject.

Works EVERYTIME.

Nice come back!

**Animal Cracker** · 01-01-2008, 11:29 PM

It came up once..a long time ago...but I just asked if the TV was their only source of info on the subject..the answer is always a "well, yeah"..then ask if they have used..then of course a "No"..preceeded with a F or H word...but after the baseball thing came out...it has been non stop...I dont care..I careless about baseball..but it does get very tiring.