Thread: Ultimate cock block..
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12-24-2007, 10:41 AM #1Member
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Ultimate cock block..
warning - for mature audiences only.
So I was with my girl last night, I got her real hammered because thats the only time she'll do down-right gross/dirty things.
So after a while she's completely gone, I wisper in her ear how I'm gonna fvck her in the ass and bust my load on her face and mouth (hasn't let me stick mr.wee-wee in there yet) and she just replies with a "moan" kinda deal (she probably thought it sounded sooo hot but it was kinda funny actually).
So she starts undressing as she gets to my car in the parking lot because why make a good time wait, right? We mess around in the car but when we get to her house - where are her shoes?! where did they go!
She completely flippes off the wall and starts crying, yelling at me and crap.
me "We can get new shoes babe"
her "No, I can't get those ones back EVER AGAIN!"
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and then I get no anal...
merry christmas to me....
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12-24-2007, 10:58 AM #2
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I would say that was a cock block that is more like bad luck with a drunk crazy chick that loves her shoes. A true cock block is when either your friend or her girlfriend prevents you from getting laid.
Good luck next time. So are you saying you were going to stick it in her ass them mouth? If so damn I thought that only happened in porns.
MERRY XMAS
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LOL No sympathy here
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12-24-2007, 11:35 AM #4
Bwahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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12-24-2007, 11:39 AM #5
hahah sucks bro
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12-24-2007, 11:55 AM #6
Girls and thier damn material possesions....
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12-24-2007, 12:54 PM #7
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12-24-2007, 08:49 PM #8Member
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Next time I'll bring a checklist of the items brough to the bar, this way nothing will be left behind.
And yea, ass to mouth isn't just for porno.
dupa95 - I hope you have a crappy christmas and your parents disown you.
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12-24-2007, 10:16 PM #9
that sucks bro back to the hand huh lol
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12-24-2007, 10:30 PM #10
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[QUOTE=briancb1;3749588]Next time I'll bring a checklist of the items brough to the bar, this way nothing will be left behind.
And yea, ass to mouth isn't just for porno.
dupa95 - I hope you have a crappy christmas and your parents disown you.[QUOTE]
WOW, take about an ass.
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12-24-2007, 11:24 PM #11
You got cock blocked by a pair of shoes!!!!!!!!
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relax bros totaly J/K man
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