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  1. 01-05-2008, 12:04 AM #1
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    excuses for being on steroids?

    I know i shouldnt need one and i should be proud for people to begiving me the compliments but im 25 and my gf is starting to notice.

    anyone got a favorite excuse?
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  2. 01-05-2008, 12:10 AM #2
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    you could say you've had a sex change and they make you more "manly".
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  3. 01-05-2008, 12:15 AM #3
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    haha i dont think my extended family would buy that one
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  4. 01-05-2008, 04:16 AM #4
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    the one i use is, i learned how to eat properly
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    "I'm just taking creatine"
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  6. 01-05-2008, 06:28 AM #6
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    i had to take a piss test for a insurance company(whos been trying to f^ck me, and still is) and yes it was a steroid one. i am on hrt, so i got a script. the insurance lady asked me why i was prescribed them. i told her it was for medical reasons. she kept pressuring me till i had enough.....so i said in a sexy voice.....its to give me hard-ons a cat cant scratch. now i am gonna vent.......i fell off a roof at work on 7dec05, the insurance people have been trying everything to make it my fault, they are trying to say now, that because of steroid "abuse" i wasnt in a "right" frame of mind and i shouldnt have taken a chance like i did.....wtf? i was doing my job... you know, to save life and property....duh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214 View Post
    i had to take a piss test for a insurance company(whos been trying to f^ck me, and still is) and yes it was a steroid one. i am on hrt, so i got a script. the insurance lady asked me why i was prescribed them. i told her it was for medical reasons. she kept pressuring me till i had enough.....so i said in a sexy voice.....its to give me hard-ons a cat cant scratch. now i am gonna vent.......i fell off a roof at work on 7dec05, the insurance people have been trying everything to make it my fault, they are trying to say now, that because of steroid "abuse" i wasnt in a "right" frame of mind and i shouldnt have taken a chance like i did.....wtf? i was doing my job... you know, to save life and property....duh...
    Makes you proud to be an American doesn't it?? You should watch Sicko, the documentary.

    Allout13: Creatine is the best excuse,IMO. Most people are too ignorant to know any better.
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  8. 01-06-2008, 04:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214 View Post
    i was doing my job... you know, to save life and property....duh...
    Thats damm SHAMEFULL bro... thats all I can say. You know insurance companies have WAY too much power when they can get away with shît like that

    Fück shît like that angers me...

    Hope things get straigntened out for ya Cap.

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  9. 01-05-2008, 10:27 AM #9
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    Well if youre eating right and busting your ass off in the gym, they shouldnt question you at all. Show them by your lifestyle that youre serious about being healthy. When they see the hard word they wont even question your success.
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    I just say i am too small! That doesnt go over too well being 6'2" 280 but i say it and let it be after that.
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    just telling them you eat 5000 cal a day will scare them
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    I take them to be a tough guy !
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    i only eat oatmeal.
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    You have an unatural production of Test... like Daley Thompson, Fatima witbread and all the toher track n field athlets that didnt use gear... just say you dont do track and field and that is probably the reason you are a beast.

    Also if you mention a old school top level athlete from another country the majority of people will assume you are like them and lend to believe what you are telling them.
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    I dont lie about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I dont lie about it
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    And I " Jay cutler Alot of people frown on my use of creatine.
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    Easy... tell 'em you just gave up nicotine and now your metabolism is learing how to really process nutrients. Works every time. Why? Cuz eveyone knows nicotine makes you skinny!
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  19. 01-05-2008, 10:34 PM #19
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    haha thats some good stuff. I use the just got my diet in check one but my friends still dont believe it. especially the ones i didnt see over the holidays and are just seeing me for the first time in 4 weeks!
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    my fav...it's not juice it's a protein shake
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    Quote Originally Posted by jchopper1 View Post
    my fav...it's not juice it's a protein shake
    I've used that one before... Uhhh no I just started taking that whey protein stuff ever heard of it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by allout13 View Post
    I know i shouldnt need one and i should be proud for people to begiving me the compliments but im 25 and my gf is starting to notice.

    anyone got a favorite excuse?
    How about cause I can?If someone were to ask me why I do steroids I'd have to say,well why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway.And then I'd say I like to see my body's full potential.That is if the person who's asking deserves an answer.
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    Tell her you have erectile dysfuntion.. and you want to please her.. haha
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