Who has off today ?

[Odpierdol_sie!]

Make urself puke on the boss

not bad, hows this...

Plan in advance... dont go to the toilet for a day or two, then when you are ready to do the dying swan act drink a litre of cooking oil, then fall over in plain view of everyone including your boss start shaking and convulsing until you throw up... then shit yourself! once you have done that you can relax and make like you are just really weak and tired, everyone will just assume you are really ill and offer to call an ambulance.

Its better if you act like you have a demonic possession or something, that way you will be excused for shitting your pants. You will get aslong as you need off then.

[Odpierdol_sie!]

And on that note its tiem for me to leave and get to the gym. never gonna fit everythign in if i dont go now... catch you later guys, have a good weekend if i dont talk to you before

[DSM4Life]

Do the same odp

[RANA]

I was off and at the mountain snowboarding