Big Fat Lazy Coworkers!!!
There is s big fat ass at work and he is lazy as hell! He REFUSES to leave his desk. He will yell out to anyone walking by "Hey, are you going near the refrigerator. Can you bring me back a bottle of water!" He's too lazy to get up and get it himself even though the refrigerator is one row of cubes over. 
Besides that, he sits in his cube sleeping all day!!!!! So today I took my digital camera and all day I've been snapping pictures of him sleeping then emailing them to his work account from an outside yahoo address. I hope his fat ass is over there freaking out wondering where the photos are coming from.
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete