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  1. 01-30-2008, 02:57 PM #1
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    Big Fat Lazy Coworkers!!!

    There is s big fat ass at work and he is lazy as hell! He REFUSES to leave his desk. He will yell out to anyone walking by "Hey, are you going near the refrigerator. Can you bring me back a bottle of water!" He's too lazy to get up and get it himself even though the refrigerator is one row of cubes over.

    Besides that, he sits in his cube sleeping all day!!!!! So today I took my digital camera and all day I've been snapping pictures of him sleeping then emailing them to his work account from an outside yahoo address. I hope his fat ass is over there freaking out wondering where the photos are coming from.

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    Lol carlos post those pics up
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    sounds like black mail.. demand some money
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    Lol carlos post those pics up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    Lol carlos post those pics up
    yes please do...

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    sounds like black mail.. demand some money
    lol.. i was just gonna say that... go for it carlos!
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    hahha post the pics dude!! i got a picture in my mind like that douche from OFFICE SPACE always askin bout his stapler LOL
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    post the pics!

    I dont know if it was here, but I remember one guy took pics of this fat fvck and document what she would ate, and take pics of the evidence in the trash can LOL
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  9. 01-30-2008, 04:35 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
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    he looks cute. like a sleeping bear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    You asked for it!!!



    Hey at least he cut out the pop
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    Maybe he was up fuking all last night with two chics and is wore out
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    Hey at least he cut out the pop
    yeah after 50 yrs
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    Thats funny as hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    You asked for it!!!



    looks like you submitted to his charm and got him his bottled water though!

    thats a beautiful gut!
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    haha nice photography work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    There is s big fat ass at work and he is lazy as hell! He REFUSES to leave his desk. He will yell out to anyone walking by "Hey, are you going near the refrigerator. Can you bring me back a bottle of water!" He's too lazy to get up and get it himself even though the refrigerator is one row of cubes over.

    Besides that, he sits in his cube sleeping all day!!!!! So today I took my digital camera and all day I've been snapping pictures of him sleeping then emailing them to his work account from an outside yahoo address. I hope his fat ass is over there freaking out wondering where the photos are coming from.

    That is priceless!
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    hahahahhahahahah LMFAO Carlos I think this is one of the funniest things you've posted hahahhaha
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    LOLLLL

    that is great...Try to get one of him wolfing down a twix bar next
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    You guys get free bottled water? wow I sent back my water cooler and got a fridge so I can sell it for $1.25 for water to $2.89 for energy drinks
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    Quote Originally Posted by football2007 View Post
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    that is great...Try to get one of him wolfing down a twix bar next
    i dunno. he looks more like a twinkie guy to me
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    I know how you feel, welcome to Cubicle Life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    funny stuff right there, i guess theres no worry about him stumbling on this site and seeing that, i mean with his awesome physique and all
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    I think he is bulking
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    Carlos, I think your buddy just gained a little weight!



    Tell him to lay off the twinkies!

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    The great American worker..... 21st century style.

    Too funny, Carlos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup View Post
    Carlos, I think your buddy just gained a little weight!



    Tell him to lay off the twinkies!

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    Man that is an accurate pict. He used to be that big. He just got married to a young Asian chick but they don't live together. His wife won't move in with him until he loses a a set amount of weight.
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    I wonder what he is dreaming about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    I wonder what he is dreaming about
    Dancing snickers bars
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    He's probably dreaming about pizza and donuts.
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    Carlos forward his girlfriend this thread.
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    did he ever respond to that email you sent him of the pics?? what he say?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup View Post
    Carlos, I think your buddy just gained a little weight!



    Tell him to lay off the twinkies!

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    Someone should photoshop in a few half eaten hotdogs with some mustard dripping from his chin onto his shirt and a bag of doritos. Then send it to him and his wife.
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    hahaha LOL
    that would be good
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