oh how i love my girlfriend LOL

**taiboxa** · 02-06-2008, 11:08 AM

YOU ALL need to get your self a woman like this.
SHE eats as much as a fuxing FIELD MOUSE! its awsome

we always go out to eat and she will always end up ordering something that i would like... i think she does it on purpose, but im not quite sure yet.

but she will order like "Cajun Chicken pasta w/ extra chickn" or one of those HUGE basket of breaded chickn strips w/ avacado ranch dressing.

and when she gets it she might take 4-5 bites of the pastas (like 1 piece fo chickn and 3-4 noodes) and go im full.. last two times we gone out she ate half a cihckn strip and calld it quits. she is like nah we can take it home and u can have it later

one night she goes.. i want cookie dough.. lets make some

we go through all this b.s. make huge thing of sugar cookie dough and then she takes 2 tiny spoonfulls and says.. "whew i feel alot better now"
so wtf do i do? i EAT IT ALL and couldnt sleep all night kuz of the tummy pain! it was AWSOME!

**number twelve** · 02-06-2008, 11:15 AM

haha i wouldnt want my girl to eat a whole thing of cookie dough, its better you ate it to prevent her from turning into a fatty

**Dukkit** · 02-06-2008, 11:26 AM

yea. i eat my girls food cuz its how i do portion control for her a$$. lol

**PEWN** · 02-06-2008, 11:31 AM

thats how you keep those c cups you got there tai....

**taiboxa** · 02-06-2008, 11:40 AM

.. i heart my c-cups

**legobricks** · 02-06-2008, 11:46 AM

You def. have a winner tai. If only i find one like you.

**Lexed** · 02-06-2008, 11:49 AM

your gonna get fat..... oh wait

**Kratos** · 02-06-2008, 11:52 AM

when she starts eating, you will know the honeymoon is over. That, and when she starts taking dumps when you are around.

**PEWN** · 02-06-2008, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

when she starts eating, you will know the honeymoon is over. That, and when she starts taking dumps when you are around.

amen....

**taiboxa** · 02-06-2008, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

when she starts eating, you will know the honeymoon is over. That, and when she starts taking dumps when you are around.

we are past all the intro phases bub
shes already moved in

**PEWN** · 02-06-2008, 12:07 PM

your screwed....

**PEWN** · 02-06-2008, 12:07 PM

lets all say bye to tai .....

**Kratos** · 02-06-2008, 12:20 PM

so you already did the "I do doo" eh

Oh well, she must be getting the couple thousand calories she needs to live in a day from somewhere.

**PEWN** · 02-06-2008, 12:29 PM

other mens semen....

**taiboxa** · 02-06-2008, 01:02 PM

well she ingests bout 4-5 loads of my jizz per week
i make her eat breakfast
1egg +2 whites and 1/4th cup oats..

so yeah i think thats enuff for any human female to survive on.. right?

**Lexed** · 02-06-2008, 01:19 PM

i forgot it was in another thread how much protien is in sperm?

**firmechicano831** · 02-06-2008, 03:13 PM

I'd say about 16gm per load. lol

**Lexed** · 02-06-2008, 03:16 PM

screw chicken then... "runs to the bathroom"

**bpm1** · 02-06-2008, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

screw chicken then... "runs to the bathroom"

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

**taiboxa** · 02-06-2008, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

screw chicken then... "runs to the bathroom"

for a guy who posts pics of his dong on AR, you really should go easy on the jizz swallowing inuendos

**Schmidty** · 02-06-2008, 06:01 PM

Tai...Ur a fvckn freak show.

**firmechicano831** · 02-06-2008, 06:05 PM

Last time I was playing with this hottttt girl at my house. I ask her If I could slide it in between her chest and she said yes. She tells me it's called a pearl necklace, but damm I loaded her with so much protein that I called it a diamond necklace. lol I got her hair and face too.

**Schmidty** · 02-06-2008, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by firmechicano831

Last time I was playing with this hottttt girl at my house. I ask her If I could slide it in between her chest and she said yes. She tells me it's called a pearl necklace, but damm I loaded her with so much protein that I called it a diamond necklace. lol I got her hair and face too.

Titty ****n bores me

. Thers a million other things id rather be doing then titty ****n, I cant4the life of me get off2titty fvckn.

**facile** · 02-06-2008, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Titty ****n bores me

. Thers a million other things id rather be doing then titty ****n, I cant4the life of me get off2titty fvckn.

Unless you shoot it and it fills up her eye socket, when you have her pinned to the bed, then you laugh uncontrolably for 15 mins keeping her pinned down!

Ahh good memory!

**Schmidty** · 02-06-2008, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by facile

Unless you shoot it and it fills up her eye socket, when you have her pinned to the bed, then you laugh uncontrolably for 15 mins keeping her pinned down!

Ahh good memory!

u r truely

evil my friend.

**Prada** · 02-07-2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

we are past all the intro phases bub
shes already moved in

Has she moved in your credit card? Yet?

**novastepp** · 02-07-2008, 01:47 PM

congrats tai.

**goose** · 02-07-2008, 01:49 PM

Whats your BF these days playa? 16% plus?

**PEWN** · 02-07-2008, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Prada

Has she moved in your credit card? Yet?

not yet ... but soon im sure ...

**taiboxa** · 02-07-2008, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by goose4

Whats your BF these days playa? 16% plus?

bout 14 maybe 15% hard to tell im holding tons of water from high sodium diet

**goose** · 02-07-2008, 02:22 PM

You and your salt,LOL...One teaspoon of table salt contains 2,300 milligrams of sodium,you must be on 10,LOL.

**taiboxa** · 02-07-2008, 02:22 PM

probably

maybe more

**goose** · 02-07-2008, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

probably

maybe more

I got a little salt fetish myself with cooking salmon.The Japanese style of using crystal sea salts when grilling makes it super tasty and crispy,even the skin becomes delicous.I know you love eating p ussy,another side effect of salt intake.