roids + virginity

**lex57** · 03-20-2008, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by legobricks

Not too much bro, just still trying to figure out why this guy hasnt gotten laid yet. Its been what, a day maybe 2 since he posted here? If I were him I woulda went to the bar, found some half drunk girls and just went to town....I dont htink he would realize how many slutty bar fly's are out there that wouldnt even need to go back to the house as the car would be enough.

lego you have it all wrong bro.....half drunk means that they are still half sober. he needs to find some sloppy drunks and go to town..

PT · 03-20-2008, 10:33 AM

this post and the one from yesterday were that girl got on her boyfriends account here and asked if anyone knows if he was using drugs are by far the most viewed threads i have ever seen. this 25 year old virgin is going to fall in love with his first piece of a22. first girl to spread her legs for him he is going to give a ring. hopefully he has at least watched some porn so he dosnt try sticking his winky in her butt thinking he has the right hole. well i guess if he hooks up with a slut she might like that but most girls will scream like a banshee and smack him in the face

**legobricks** · 03-20-2008, 10:40 AM

Hahah yeah you got that right lex!

**longhorn814** · 03-20-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by legobricks

Not too much bro, just still trying to figure out why this guy hasnt gotten laid yet. Its been what, a day maybe 2 since he posted here? If I were him I woulda went to the bar, found some half drunk girls and just went to town....I dont htink he would realize how many slutty bar fly's are out there that wouldnt even need to go back to the house as the car would be enough.

yeah i agree..kinda feel bad for the guy..if that were me, hell I would get a hooker..ive done it several times before..its pretty cool..you get to pick out the girl you want and have your way with her..i guarantee a hooker would love to take a guys virginity too

**ChuckLee** · 03-20-2008, 10:46 AM

Stop stop...wait...we're talking about virginity, ok, but which one? Because I'm no virgin anymore, but referring to my crackhole...did you mean the same, guys?

**legobricks** · 03-20-2008, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by longhorn814

yeah i agree..kinda feel bad for the guy..if that were me, hell I would get a hooker..ive done it several times before..its pretty cool..you get to pick out the girl you want and have your way with her..i guarantee a hooker would love to take a guys virginity too

As much as I would love to have my choice of girl in that situation I couldnt do it.....

I mean, I have a hard enough time picking out which type of candy to get at the store and it literatlly takes me like 10mins to decide (i guess cuz i dont eat it that often that i REALLY need to think!

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**No One Knows** · 03-20-2008, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

And I'm not a chubby chaser, but sometimes they chase me and I let them win.

Hey man its not always all bad...All fat chicks give good head... they HAVE to...

**Panzerfaust80** · 03-20-2008, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by No One Knows

Hey man its not always all bad...All fat chicks give good head... they HAVE to...

lol... you can also stick it in their bellybutton if they are fat enuff.. that feels really good.. also whisper different kinds of foods in their ear like jelly donuts, bacon, pork rhinds, cake, etc .. really gets em hot and wet!!

**No One Knows** · 03-20-2008, 11:28 AM

haha.. well thats just sick

**Booz** · 03-20-2008, 12:36 PM

lounge material.................

**EvilDavies** · 03-20-2008, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by jackdup04

try counseling b4 steroids bro.. Dnt do em to cover up emotional issues...

agreed!

i can see what ur saying but if you have confidence issues seek other forms of help before turning to drugs!

**legobricks** · 03-20-2008, 12:47 PM

LoL, this went from a serious thread about using AAS to lounge material.

**ChuckLee** · 03-20-2008, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

LoL, this went from a serious thread about using AAS to lounge material.

sure, and this is what makes thread growing pages day after day

**legobricks** · 03-20-2008, 01:10 PM

I have a feeling this is going to get "whored" apart by you whores!

**ChuckLee** · 03-20-2008, 01:17 PM

Yes, probably...but not now, we're intensively whoring when the sun's still coming up for you Americans LOL

**DCB83** · 03-20-2008, 01:18 PM

just train hard, eat well, stop watching porn, check out online dating sites where chiks just wanna bang. After you break the ice its alot easier after that.You'll feel alot more confident.

good luck

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 03-20-2008, 05:58 PM

I'll tell you whats gonna happen.. Your gonna fall for a girl, bang her and when you break up its going to be the hardest thing ever cause its the only girl you've been with, and if you put a ring on her finger its gonna be a huge mistake since its the only girl you've been with. Honestly man, sex is great but there are plenty of things I would take over having sex. Its not a goal its just something people do, like going on vacation and stuff.. honestly just get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! FCUK SOMEONE ALREADY!!! now i'm getting mad about it.. where do you live? I'll take you out tonight and get you laid I swear to god.. Take a class at your local community college, sit next to the hot chick, start talking to her, make a study date and slip it in her.. SHAZAM! Sex is easy, its only hard if the other person doesn't wanna do it and thats called rape!

**lpicken** · 03-21-2008, 12:58 AM

This gets my vote for best thread of all time. I can certainly relate to being in a drought. I will PM you with how I ended it when I get a chance. The best advice is to get something postive going for yourself (job, school, garden, whatever) and then throw your self out there with reckless abandon. Something will eventually drop, it did for me. Definantly watch 40yo virgin and google the 3M method of the pickup artist.

**Jfew44** · 03-21-2008, 01:19 AM

This thread is one of the funniest I've read in awhile. Fat chicks do try harder. I agree with whoever said its all about confidence. I was 6'4" and about your weight and I got a couple of girls. Im not sayin being 235lbs at the same height doesn't help, but you'd be surprised how many girls dig the thin, cut guys. Just look yourself in the mirror before you go out and tell yourself how good you look. And maybe buy some new clothes. And I dont know if this will work for you but I was in a slump for a couple of months, ran out of deoderant, and I was back in the game. Seriously I have stopped wearing the stuff. Sure I smell when Im done working out but maybe its worth a try... Good luck

**spiromik** · 03-21-2008, 06:17 AM

people coming off roids tend to get depressed.. not a good option if u r having confidence issues..

**DSM4Life** · 03-21-2008, 08:24 AM

25 and no poontang...sure your not playing for my team

**Tbone1975** · 03-21-2008, 09:09 AM

Some of these guys gave some great advice IMO. First, I would not get a hooker. What you need, is to know that you can go out and bone a chick when you need to. A hooker is like cheating LOL. Once you have that confidence, you'll feel a lot better about yourself. that's what your problem is IMO. Like some of these guys suggested, I would find a group of "cool/normal" guys, become friends with 'em, and go out with them. Don't think anything into your virginity, and don't think about getting laid all the time. Just drop everything and go with the flow. Go out a lot. I think I'd talk about the issue with your friends before you start going out with them just to make them aware of it. But definately just drop all the thoughts and go out. I guarantee your problem will be solved. When you see something you like, go for it. Simple.

***El Diablo*** · 03-21-2008, 09:48 AM

I would get my dick extended and do myself up the ass.. lmfao

**J*U*icEd** · 03-21-2008, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Internet dating site worked well for one of my friends who haden't got laid in so long I would call him a born again virgin. Try match, and don't worry if she is a little heavy, you gotta start somewhere.

I don't keep a gun in the house for a reason when comming off cycle, its depressing, and you willie doesn't work 100% for a few weeks. Even jerking off isn't fun. If you get some zits that isn't gonna help you esteem either.

hahahahaha.... the pic is hilarious

**IronReload04** · 03-21-2008, 11:03 AM

mistake

**IronReload04** · 03-21-2008, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by ChuckLee

This is the worst post of the thread. Getting a fvkin hooker will make him even more depressed. nothing more.
We're talking about the first time!!! With a hooker!! nope no way

why? lol? wouldnt it be better than jacking off? we all jack off to porn, why not get a hooker? dont see the difference really....

getting a hooker is like masterbation, but on a whole nother level

feel free to quote that if you'd like

**badER** · 03-21-2008, 12:04 PM

Forget Steroids ... Go buy yourself a book called The Game by Neil Strauss

**Panzerfaust80** · 03-21-2008, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

LoL, this went from a serious thread about using AAS to lounge material.

dont they all..

**MASTER** · 03-22-2008, 05:41 AM

Dude don't do roids and don't pay for it. You need to sort out your underlying confidence issues with the ladies. Start with internet chatting with women if you don't feel you are up to cold approaching randoms. Do things that you feel will help you meet people and help increase your confidence at the same time. Dance classes for example are probably a good one. It will take you time to come into your own, but it will happen bro, don't worry. Take as much time as you need, don't force it and just work on building confidence slowly. Sure you will need to do things you aren't currently comfortable with, but its all part of the process.

Good luck dude and don't do anything rash (eg hooker).

**solid-d** · 03-22-2008, 08:17 AM

Fat girls need loving too... But they gotta pay..

**Mackerol** · 03-23-2008, 08:54 AM

Ok just curious... Since I made this thread, how many times have you been laid? By same person? How did you meet/convince them. That last bit is really important

**DSM4Life** · 03-23-2008, 09:01 AM

Just lay down on this and ill make you a man

**thetank** · 03-23-2008, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Just lay down on this and ill make you a man

he didnt ask how to lose your virginity in prison.
u twisted.

**lovbyts** · 05-16-2008, 04:38 PM

Is/was this guy for real or just playn? Dude if you have that much trouble finding women I have a honest real no BS suggestion. If you are not broke take a vacation to Thailand and go to Pattaya. Dont worry, you can go alone and be perfectly safe but go. It's CHEAP to stay, eat and play over there and I can guarantee you that you can not help but get laid. It is one of the few places in the world that women still treat men like men want to be treated and all you have to do is look at a woman in Pattaya and she will come up to you. You dont need to know how to talk or act around them. You will have it figured out in about 30 minutes.
Ive never had a problem hooking up when I wanted to and have always gotten much better looking women than I should have been able to but I'm in no way a smooth talker or overly confident, just got lucky. Over there though. OMG, you will feel like a rock star. Go, Go, Go.