You know you're a bodybuilder when...

[jada64]

4-6 i think? i dont really remember...its a long story that ive definately told once or twice on this board lol. it involves booze, pepperspray, racism, and a middle aged cop getting a lesson in how to treat people.

Sounds like it was worth the 6 days then. I just asked because anytime something happens out here with the cops you have 3 of them, guaranteed, so i cant imagine what they would do when there is a big guy there, whole department maybe.

[novastepp]

...oh, and my backseat officially has 6 empty peanut butter jars as of this morning.

[wilson9d]

You go to the gym at 3am to get a good uninterrupted work out. You go to the gym at 5pm to show off, look good, and pick up girls.

[SMCengineer]

...you hate people who go to gym at 5pm to show off, look good, and pick up girls.

[D-Bo Dre]

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[D-Bo Dre]

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[D-Bo Dre]

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[200byjune]

when people ask you what you take

[D-Bo Dre]

Last one....

[200byjune]

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yay im a bodybuilder

[im83931]

Last one....

I keep protien bars in my laptop bag. Customers laugh when I pull one out and start eating because I might miss a meal.
One even said I should bring enough for everyone. I did the next day and 3 people threw theirs away. I felt like George Castanza wanting to pull them off of the top of the trash.

[wilson9d]

...you hate people who go to gym at 5pm to show off, look good, and pick up girls.

you laugh cause the haters are sleeping at 3am and your putting in work.

[legobricks]

When someone asks you what day it is and you blurt out, "Chest day" or something of the like!

I can relate to SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many of those its not even funny!

[wilson9d]

During meetings at work you look really interested and you take a lot of note because your planning tomorrows work out.

[BuffBuffalo]

when people ask you what you take

Just protein and creatine man. LOL Its funny watching them walk away with this confused look on their face.

[jchopper1]

you look forward to injection days when you used to freak at the site of needles

[oker]

when you pack all your free weights in the trunk of your car, afraid you won't be able to find a gym when you go out of town

[IronReload04]

you know you are a bodybuilder when........when you walk into the grocery store, and the cashiers start recruiting baggers instantly, because, "he's here again", and the amount of meat you purchase will be triple digits in pounds.

[im83931]

During meetings at work you look really interested and you take a lot of note because your planning tomorrows work out.

I thought I was the only one who did that! I am with you all the way on this one. I actually planned out my last cycle in a meeting at work.

[novastepp]

you know you are a bodybuilder when........when you walk into the grocery store, and the cashiers start recruiting baggers instantly, because, "he's here again", and the amount of meat you purchase will be triple digits in pounds.

get a butcher.

[novastepp]

you look forward to injection days when you used to freak at the site of needles

+1

[lpicken]

When your girlfriend says "its me or the juice" and you say "nice knowin ya"?

[SMCengineer]

...when you can't stop lau***ng at people with ILS.

[UberSteroids]

Lego ahahh! I know what you mean.

I remember last time one of my friends asked me what am I doing for Christmas?

I said: "My back"

[flexin-rph]

....when everyone else at work is eating McD's & you are drinking a Met-Rx shake & eating oatmeal (twice in the day every day)

....when your wife goes to bed you go to the gym....(I have NEVER done that)

[wilson9d]

When your girlfriend says "its me or the juice" and you say "nice knowin ya"?

+1..

[hugovsilva]

I started lau***ng at this thread but going through all of it I am starting to get worried.

Only when you actually think about it you see how your life is completely ruled by this sport.

Its like Lego said: "Its not even funny"

[wilson9d]

you pack more to go to the gym than vacation.

[FREAK]

your neck is exactly the same circumfrence as your head

[FREAK]

the amount you squat is more than what u have in your bank account

you think adding mayo to tuna is a treat

your hitting a double biceps pose on your drivers license

all your suits are sleevless

you bought your mom wrist wraps for her birthday

after bieng off gear for a week you think you cleaned out enough and its time to start another

you name your children Arnold ,Sergio,and Dorian

[FallenWyvern]

One of the funniest threads ever... I have said or done most things in this thread.... I will never call myself a bodybuilder though...

[SMCengineer]

...when there's only two possible goals at that gym: cut or bulk, but there's no such thing as "toning up."

[Amorphic]

the amount you squat is more than what u have in your bank account

you think adding mayo to tuna is a treat

your hitting a double biceps pose on your drivers license

all your suits are sleevless

you bought your mom wrist wraps for her birthday

after bieng off gear for a week you think you cleaned out enough and its time to start another

you name your children Arnold ,Sergio,and Dorian

haha, those might be the best ones yet.

[Johnny_Rotten]

When PETA sends you hatemail because you're responsible for the deaths of more cows & chickens than any abbatoir.

[ChuckLee]

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This one has to do some squats...JMHO

CL

[Manorexic]

when you have several gym memberships
when you dont join a gym because they dont have anything heavier than 85's

[IronReload04]

you know your a bodybuilder when chuck norris fears you!!!

case closed.

[TheArtist]

well, clearly, there are NO bodybuilders on this earth, or space, cuz chuck norris fears no man.

case reopened.

[midnight777]

when you go to you tube and watch people lifting.. and none of your friends get it? or is that just me?

[200byjune]

when you go to you tube and watch people lifting.. and none of your friends get it? or is that just me?

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