You know you're a bodybuilder when...

[Dukkit]

when you have a dart board covered in used 25Gauge pins.

[B4ckfire479]

You use 15 lb plates to hold down a tarp

[MATTMAN01]

When your kids have to go to bed straight after dinner because wifey waits till half hour after PWO shake to serve dinner.

[Dukkit]

when you spend more time on this site then you do with your g/f, wife, kids, friends etc...

[abbot138]

When someone tells you how good you look, your response is always, "Eh, Im gettin there."

[Dukkit]

When someone tells you how good you look, your response is always, "Eh, Im gettin there."

oh man, that is so me!!!

[abbot138]

Yeah, that was the only left I could come up with. Everybody already listed all the good ones, lol. Nice to know other people go through the same things I go through. I literally went through this entire list and said yeah thats me to just about every one. Except the needles on the dart board, havent tried that one yet, lol.

[Dukkit]

Yeah, that was the only left I could come up with. Everybody already listed all the good ones, lol. Nice to know other people go through the same things I go through. I literally went through this entire list and said yeah thats me to just about every one. Except the needles on the dart board, havent tried that one yet, lol.

aww you havent tried my needles on the dart board. do it. its fun. hahah

[legobricks]

When you get a panicky feeling in the pit of your stomach after glancing at the clock and realizing that you were supposed to start eating 10 minutes ago.

When two full shelves in your pantry are devoted to protein powder.

When you always have to be shirtless in front of the mirror after the workout. (Hey, I'm just washing my hands. Really!)

WOW I seriously had to bump this one cus I SWEAR TO GOD i JUST said it after lookin at the clock! HOLY SHIT thats f*kked up!

[calgarian]

Can I say out loud that All of us meat heads are weired to say the least?

[abbot138]

LMAO! Sure go for it. I already knew that anyway, every girl I date and every member of my family makes sure to remind me of it.

[Dukkit]

you know your a bodybuilder when you shave your arms/chest/stomach. and tell ppl that its so you can see your progress. when really you just like looking at yourself.

when you take a pic of yourself flexing with your cell phone and use it as an avatar!!

hahahaahahahah

[abbot138]

you know your a bodybuilder when you shave your arms/chest/stomach. and tell ppl that its so you can see your progress. when really you just like looking at yourself.

when you take a pic of yourself flexing with your cell phone and use it as an avatar!!
hahahaahahahah

Mannnn, I got a bunch of those. If I ever lose my phone and someone finds it, they are gonna think i am the most narcissistic piece of trash of all time, LMAO!

[Dukkit]

seriously i just looked in my phone and i have 11 pics of just me. in the mirror doing different poses. its quite sad actually. LOL

[abbot138]

^^^^LMAO!!! Like Cal said, we are all a little weird to say the least....But all in all, its a good way to lead your life. Wouldnt have it any other way.

[Dukkit]

im very thankful i got into weight lifting and made it a lifestyle or else i would be dead by now from drug addiction. so im proud to look at this thread and agree to everything on it. lol.

[calgarian]

YOU MEAT HEADS(INCLUDING ME) ARE WEIRED.


There I said it.

[*Alex*]

bump>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[WARMachine]

When your girlfriend says "its me or the juice" and you say "nice knowin ya"?

YEAH!!!

[WARMachine]

- When people ask you "my my, have you lost weight?" and you take that as the worst insult possible
- When you take one stupid item as an excuse to spend more than 20 minutes in a clothing store's changing room admiring yourself.
- when you actually look forward to taking a dump at exactly 7:34 am every morning...that flat hollow feeling after you purge has gotta feel great!
- When you order two entrees at a restaurant just to get a whole chicken breast... the sides could go into the garbage uneaten for all you care!
- When you refuse to take your girlfriend for any movie over 2 hrs long because it'll mess up your "schedule"
- When you make all buying decisions based on "how much gear could I get for that same amount I'm about to blow on a **insert luxury item here**"
- When being able to customize your title (after 3000 posts) on this forum is more important than a job promotion

Great ones!

[Angel of death]

- When you constantly need to stop your lift because fallen hairs from the top of your head are blinding you
-When little kids in a store see you and call you "superman" (happened to me)
-When sitting at a sold out hockey/football/baseball game becomes a real problem for your comfort

[Rugger02]

GREAT thread

How about when you have to explain to your dentist and wife that the reason half of one of your front teeth is chipped off is because you were holding a strap tied to a 45 pound plate with your teeth to work out and the strap slipped a little

[Older lifter]

Sitting in plastic chairs gives two effects, 1 your lats don't fit the back of the chair and 2 the bl**dy things legs start to spread and break....

And, everyone starts to look at you when you go out

[Amorphic]

when you're sitting in lecture class and the person behind you asks you to move your arms because they cant see the board. lol.

[Ernst]

This thread is hilarious!

[Older lifter]

Takes you half an hour to shave your face because your arms keep cramping up from the tension

[Deltasaurus]

this thread is awesome

[Deltasaurus]

you know your a bodybuilder when you shave your arms/chest/stomach. and tell ppl that its so you can see your progress. when really you just like looking at yourself.

when you take a pic of yourself flexing with your cell phone and use it as an avatar!!

hahahaahahahah

LOL I knew there was no way i was the only one

[Phate]

when you walk into class 5 minutes late cause you had to make a huge sub sandwich, then when the teach asked you what you think you're doing, you respond, "i haven't eaten in two hours and i'm starving, btw, do we have a quiz today, cause i have an appointment in two hours with some chicken breast and i can't miss it"

[jnewton86]

[QUOTE=war4BTT;4303852] Great ones![/QUOTE

ROFLMAO! so true.

when you have a monster lunchbox that you take to work everyday, you have a safe just for your gear, your kitchen is organized according to protein, carb,and fat sources.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

When you own more bikinis than your wife or gf!

hahaha

[redz]

When you are insulted when people say have you lost weight.

[Reed]

When the girl is nervous about YOU meeting her parents (not the other way around) b/c you will judge whether her family has good genetics or not which will decide if you guys have children or not.....

[IronReload04]

you know your a bodybuilder when you shave your arms/chest/stomach. and tell ppl that its so you can see your progress. when really you just like looking at yourself.

when you take a pic of yourself flexing with your cell phone and use it as an avatar!!

hahahaahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaahahhahahahahahahah

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

(looks at his own avatar!!!!!)




ps

http://www.intensemuscle.com/member.php?u=1513
here is a better quality image of my avy......it looks crappy for some reason on this website)

[big_k]

a girl weighs you for a study, and when the weight comes back she actually says "Holy crap do you workout?"

When the girl is nervous about YOU meeting her parents (not the other way around) b/c you will judge whether her family has good genetics or not which will decide if you guys have children or not.....

LOL.

'brb inspecting your genetic pool'

[calgarian]

When ppl say you look good and you think "wait till Tren kicks in"

[CONsis10c]

when you don't dress up for halloween party and everyone asks if your a bouncer
when you go to the store and in the checkout line you realize your the only one that has an abundant supply of just chicken, eggs, milk, tuna and oats.

[CONsis10c]

when you can't fit in the back seat of any vehicle comfortably

[CONsis10c]

when you go out and u think you mite be out longer than two hours so you pack a meal.

[Gaspari1255]

you don't take your shoes off to weigh yourself because you know precisely how much they weigh lol