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  1. 03-30-2008, 11:48 PM #1
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    Omg!!!

    K last friday i go drop off some stuff at my buddy (were gona call him J)Js house n he says i should go with him to (were gona call her)natalees daughters 1st bday. I banged natalee about a year n 9 months ago, while her fiance was n the next room n then he went down on her n the kitchen while i acted like i was asleep on the couch. I hadent seen or heared from or about either of them since then. So all weekend im tripping out thinking i might have a yr old kid, her fiancee has no idea about me n her that night. All weekend im thiking" do i let him take care of a kid that might be mine, if i let her know its mine then i gota take care of it myself, if i try to get a DNA test to see if the kid is mine and its not then i just fvcked their relationship up, WTF do I do???" I think about it till monday afternoon, drive to me exs house n ask if i can see a pic of natalees kid, she says" Why! did u have sex with her then? Thats fvcked up, we were kind of still seeing eachother then, n natalee had just goten engaged" she shows me a pic of the kid n it looks just like her uglie ass fiance. I am 100%kid fvck free
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  2. 03-30-2008, 11:54 PM #2
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    wipe the sweat off bro, you are free and clear. hahahaha
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    Buy one of those paternity tests that you take the samples at home and then send them to the lab.

    Although then you need to somehow be in a situation where you can swab the 1 year old's mouth without anyone noticing.

    (LOL I just realized how terribly wrong that sounds)



    Next time just
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  5. 03-31-2008, 10:13 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im so happy, i have never had a blue ribbon b4!!!
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    Not very nice of u bro. Hope he was not a friend of yours.
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    IMO, Just keep it to yourself. Unless.. you want to pay 18yrs of child support.
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    lol at the cheatn bitch ho slut whore

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    lol at this awesome story
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    go on maury
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    supposedly they have paternity tests at drugs stores now (in the US)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    go on maury
    Too late, he already went on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
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    was she cute at least?
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    Id probably pay over 10 -20.00 to live a day in the life of schmidty.
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  14. 03-31-2008, 03:33 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    was she cute at least?
    not for real, im mean she was ok but id never brag about her. But iv deff done worse...
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  15. 03-31-2008, 03:41 PM #15
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    nice story sounds like one of mine haha
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