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    Secret Agent MAnnn.. lol

    I like to tell women I'm in the business of misery either that or I'm a stripper

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Unit 39 View Post
    Got a first date with a SMOKIN hot chick in about 3 and a half hours and I'm totally nervous about it.

    I feel like such a douche because I never get nervous about dates with chicks, but usually I just want to get them in the sack. This girl is beatiful, perfect body, smart, everything I could ask for in a chick. Totally out of my league, haha.

    I'm taking her to dinner at a nice restaurant, and then we're going to go out afterwards probably to a bar or club or something nearby for the rest of the night.

    I just know there's gonna be like 45 akward silences during the meal and stuff and I'm gonna be nervous as hell the whole time. Im trying to come up with converstaion topics ahead of time and stuff so I have something to bring up to talk about if the conversation dies.
    Any advice from anyone for a good first date? (And yeah, I already know... , haha)

    What are you, 19? WTF?

    You better go take care of business or it's time to turn in your ****ing Man-Card.
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    i never had a prob with the awkward silences, just talk about random weird ass shit that will make her laugh. But not creepy random weird ass stuff. That will scare her. If you can get a woman to laugh, your one foot in. People feel most comfortable around other people who are humorous or can make them laugh. Laughter seems to reduce anxiety and uncomfortable situations. At least thats what ive noticed.

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    Not caring is the key. And you can't act like you don't care. You have to really not care. You know why it seems like some guys get all the girls? because they do. Once you get the ball rolling, and you're getting laid, you don't give a sh*t about the next one, because you have someone else on speed dial. It just keeps going. Girls want to sleep with guys that other girls want to sleep with. Works especially well with hot girls, because they are used to guys being uncomfortable. Most guys are scared of beauty. When a guy treats them like every other person, they get confused. And when they get confused, they get emotional...you can connect the dots. 10% of guys are having 90% of the sex. Why? Because most guys are pansies afraid of rejection. There is always a girl out willing to be with you.

    Any man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

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    i have conquered women and moved on to bigger and better things

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i have conquered women and moved on to bigger and better things
    thats an interesting way of putting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i have conquered women and moved on to bigger and better things
    these bigger and better things dont wear saddles and eat grass do they...



    sorry, you made that one too easy, i had to say it

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i have conquered women and moved on to bigger and better things
    Very few women's personalities strike me as interesting, but I definitely prefer their body parts.

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    I was just waiting for the backlash on that one.

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