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    Policemen on roller blades

    When did they start this nonsense?



    This does not look very intimidating. I'd just push them over and run.
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    hahah, what a bunch of dorks. cops nowadays are so ridiculous looking. with their short shorts on their bikes. their big dorky uniforms in most cities. and they wonder why no one respects them?

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    Just think how they stopped that car.

    *snap snap* PULL OVVVVVVVVVVA!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    Just think how they stopped that car.

    *snap snap* PULL OVVVVVVVVVVA!!

    haha, i wonder if they have sirens in their pants. youll be standing on the side of the street and hear WHOOOOHOOOO WHOOOHOOOO and some cop goes rollerblading by ya. with a red and blue light flashing on his hat.

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    You just had to post this didn't you?

    Just run over some grass, stones or jump over a ledge and they're long gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    You just had to post this didn't you?

    Just run over some grass, stones or jump over a ledge and they're long gone.
    lol tru dat! id love to be a drug dealer in that area!!! getaway evry time!

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    i pushed a guy in a pool once that was rollerblading down in GA once. My friend said, i dare you to push this doushbag in the pool next time, say no more dude went for a swim, we ran like phuck cause I was about 130lbs at the time lol

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    ive been seeing a lot of pigs on segways now too, that looks friggin retarted as hell, like dr evil with a helmut on

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2 View Post
    ive been seeing a lot of pigs on segways now too, that looks friggin retarted as hell, like dr evil with a helmut on
    whats a segway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    whats a segway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2 View Post
    i pushed a guy in a pool once that was rollerblading down in GA once. My friend said, i dare you to push this doushbag in the pool next time, say no more dude went for a swim, we ran like phuck cause I was about 130lbs at the time lol
    LOL FUNI GUY

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    lol you could just push them over and jump over a fence in grass and those guys couldnt do anything lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaSqUaDgE View Post
    lol you could just push them over and jump over a fence in grass and those guys couldnt do anything lol
    Except Taze you.... and we all know how much the cops love to do that lately

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    All they need is cut off pants and tub socks pulled up. They must feel rediculous, I wonder is that picture old?

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    u cant outrun a radio tho

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    omg no helmets???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    You just had to post this didn't you? .
    More for you.


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    what country is that?

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    I know a guy who is a bike cop in the summer, he voulenteers to bike instead of use a car. He doesn't want to get fat and says its fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    what country is that?
    Unfortunately if you look at the emblem on their shoulder patches. That is France.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    More for you.


    After seeing your post in the News Forum...I knew it was just a question of time before the pics would go up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    Unfortunately if you look at the emblem on their shoulder patches. That is France.

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    I've never seen cops on rollerblades, but in the summer there are a lot of cops on bicycles here.

    They mostly patrol bike paths (we have a ton of those here, and many are not road accessible), and also patrol extremely crowded festival areas where roads are closed to traffic. I can see cops on rollerblades doing the same thing.

    There is a need for the bike cops here and their use has been proven useful year after year. Even the paramedics have a bike squad now to stabilise patients until they can be evacuated for the gridlocked downtown festivals in the summer in Montreal.

    As for the guys saying "I'd push them over", I'd like to see that... those aren't pea shooters on their belts and french cops aren't known for their restraint... chances are pushing one of these guys over would be the last thing you'd do before getting shot in the face.

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    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1560413&vid=150968

    "The most difficult part about learning to rollerblade is telling your parents that you're gay."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    After seeing your post in the News Forum...I knew it was just a question of time before the pics would go up
    I went looking for some.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    Unfortunately if you look at the emblem on their shoulder patches. That is France.
    When they pull them over do they beat them with a Bequet?
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    Damn Carlos didn't know your legs were that huge, nice work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    When they pull them over do they beat them with a Bequet?
    Do you mean baguette?

    Well look at them...the police men look like baguettes themselves.

    Remember this is France not England...the cops actually carry guns.

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    on the upside with the rollerblades if the benz drive decided to drive away he could hang onto the window frame.. lol

    the segway looks even worse but their both pretty bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    Do you mean baguette?

    Well look at them...the police men look like baguettes themselves.

    Remember this is France not England...the cops actually carry guns.
    Yeah! I was trying to figure out how to spell it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefkake31 View Post
    Damn Carlos didn't know your legs were that huge, nice work.
    Thanks man.
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    ROLLER PIGS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefkake31 View Post
    Damn Carlos didn't know your legs were that huge, nice work.
    Agreed.

    Looking very complete there Carlos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Narkissos* View Post
    Agreed.

    Looking very complete there Carlos.

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    Appreciate that man. Thank you.
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    Are they trying to save on Gas? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    Appreciate that man. Thank you.
    np.

    Who's doing your prep this time around?

    I really would like to see you hold on to 90% of your off-season muscle this time around.

    Last time around I was very disappointed... because you were really hard offseason. Not far from contest shape at all.

    I thought your prep guy did you a disservice, not factoring your superfast metabolism into your prep.

    This time around.. I hope to see the true Carlos-monster decimating all rivals.

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    ^^Hit me with a PM if you don't feel like discussing it out in the open.

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    im suprised they dont have fanny pacs


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