The shit I put Up with At Work!!

**Dukkit** · 04-16-2008, 06:30 AM

i was raided a few years ago. wasnt convicted either. but my raid was nothing like that. geez. ill be wishing for the best for you Beast!!

**spywizard** · 04-16-2008, 06:32 AM

that's a sweet John deer tractor though..

who says the USA doesn't export quality products..??

**rockinred** · 04-16-2008, 07:24 AM

PB, not sure if you are paid really, really high, but if I was getting stuck in the middle... I would look for a new line of work.... not worth the trouble if you ask me.....of course I don't know enough to have an opinion, but I do know I don't want to be locked up and lose my freedom or pay dumb court fees....

**B.E.N.** · 04-16-2008, 10:46 AM

Damn!

Oink, Oink...Pig, Pig...do away with the pork!

Atleast you look like a certified bad ass in the pics!

**200byjune** · 04-16-2008, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by B.E.N.

Damn!

Atleast you look like a certified bad ass in the pics!

definetly look like a mean mofo

**Lexed** · 04-16-2008, 10:56 AM

Those police officers look like twigs... I bet if beast wanted to kick some ass he could have taken them all down...

**No One Knows** · 04-16-2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Lexed

Those police officers look like twigs... I bet if beast wanted to kick some ass he could have taken them all down...

Only if he was on sustenon.

What are you being charged with beast?

**Lexed** · 04-16-2008, 11:16 AM

I just cant help it but beast u look like a fcking monster..... I know why those cops took pics... just incase u didnt feel like getting arrested

**james21** · 04-16-2008, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by No One Knows

Only if he was on sustenon.

What are you being charged with beast?

haha, so pb whyd they put a? hole in your wall

***perfectbeast2001*** · 04-16-2008, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by No One Knows

Only if he was on sustenon.

What are you being charged with beast?

possession of an offensive weapon - a rounders bat
Possession of class C drugs - Viagra and arimidex and halo
impersonating a police officer - really don't ask!!!

Brief is confident all will be dropped with no further action.

**qualityclrk1** · 04-16-2008, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

possession of an offensive weapon - a rounders bat
Possession of class C drugs - Viagra and arimidex and halo
impersonating a police officer - really don't ask!!!

Brief is confident all will be dropped with no further action.

lmao

....seems like they went to excessive measures to try and bring you down for that....good luck w/everything bro'

**Amorphic** · 04-16-2008, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

possession of an offensive weapon - a rounders bat
Possession of class C drugs - Viagra and arimidex and halo
impersonating a police officer - really don't ask!!!

Brief is confident all will be dropped with no further action.

thank god you dont live in the US

**legobricks** · 04-16-2008, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

possession of an offensive weapon - a rounders bat
Possession of class C drugs - Viagra and arimidex and halo
impersonating a police officer - really don't ask!!!

Brief is confident all will be dropped with no further action.

Rounders bat, viagra, adex, halo and a police officer uniform (im guessing)...? Sounds to me like your into some kinky sex there beast!

**No One Knows** · 04-16-2008, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

possession of an offensive weapon - a rounders bat
Possession of class C drugs - Viagra and arimidex and halo
impersonating a police officer - really don't ask!!!

Brief is confident all will be dropped with no further action.

Hahaha...yeah you'll beat that rap for sure. I guess they just wanted to arrest someone after they did all that damage.

Sorry for your troubles beast...Ive been through my own legal bullshit before. Definitly a ****in headache...But hey...atleast you looked swole in the news paper.

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 04-16-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

Rounders bat, viagra, adex, halo and a police officer uniform (im guessing)...? Sounds to me like your into some kinky sex there beast!

lmao!

**lotaquestions** · 04-16-2008, 07:56 PM

you should make a rap album

**tadpoleboyy** · 04-16-2008, 08:01 PM

uh... why did they tear down your walls? cant they just kick the door down and go in? or knock..haha

**xero** · 04-16-2008, 08:18 PM

So i take it you have none of the usual "office politics" shit at your work.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 04-17-2008, 01:18 AM

LOL well it wasnt even a polic uniform. it was a baseball cap that i got from Ebay. it is a copy of an american police baseball cap. I was only wearing it for fashion purposes and to be ironic!!
They do think im kinky due to the things they found in my coolerbag (which they said they had an intel file on). I put things in there on purpose to freak them out, I also wear disguises when they follow me to worry them too. In my bag was a wig, some poppers, viagra, duck tape, steroids , kevlat weighted gloves, speed cuffs and a note that said "sussex police are incompetant ****s" Also had an HG2 bullet proof vest in car.

I attached an image of me "in disguise"

**Amorphic** · 04-17-2008, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL well it wasnt even a polic uniform. it was a baseball cap that i got from Ebay. it is a copy of an american police baseball cap. I was only wearing it for fashion purposes and to be ironic!!
They do think im kinky due to the things they found in my coolerbag (which they said they had an intel file on). I put things in there on purpose to freak them out, I also wear disguises when they follow me to worry them too. In my bag was a wig, some poppers, viagra, duck tape, steroids, kevlat weighted gloves, speed cuffs and a note that said "sussex police are incompetant ****s" Also had an HG2 bullet proof vest in car.

I attached an image of me "in disguise"

lol, thats awesome.

**Beefkake31** · 04-17-2008, 02:38 AM

You're a very interesting man Beast lol.

**Schmidty** · 04-17-2008, 02:58 AM

u got balls to fvck w/cops like that...

**Odpierdol_sie!** · 04-17-2008, 04:20 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL well it wasnt even a polic uniform. it was a baseball cap that i got from Ebay. it is a copy of an american police baseball cap. I was only wearing it for fashion purposes and to be ironic!!
They do think im kinky due to the things they found in my coolerbag (which they said they had an intel file on). I put things in there on purpose to freak them out, I also wear disguises when they follow me to worry them too. In my bag was a wig, some poppers, viagra, duck tape, steroids , kevlat weighted gloves, speed cuffs and a note that said "sussex police are incompetant ****s" Also had an HG2 bullet proof vest in car.

I attached an image of me "in disguise"

Hahaha mate i bet that note got them thinking! hahaha i love that one! Talk about fvcking them about

**tadpoleboyy** · 04-17-2008, 09:59 AM

haha you are a weird dude, does this happen a lot or something? maybe you need a reality tv show

**legobricks** · 04-17-2008, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL well it wasnt even a polic uniform. it was a baseball cap that i got from Ebay. it is a copy of an american police baseball cap. I was only wearing it for fashion purposes and to be ironic!!
They do think im kinky due to the things they found in my coolerbag (which they said they had an intel file on). I put things in there on purpose to freak them out, I also wear disguises when they follow me to worry them too. In my bag was a wig, some poppers, viagra, duck tape, steroids , kevlat weighted gloves, speed cuffs and a note that said "sussex police are incompetant ****s" Also had an HG2 bullet proof vest in car.

I attached an image of me "in disguise"

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

You got me crackin up over here beast! That is one MANLY girl!

Thats good stuff tho, keep them guessing with you. Always makes things interesteing ive found! Glad your not getting charged tho!

**canadian meat** · 04-17-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

LOL well it wasnt even a polic uniform. it was a baseball cap that i got from Ebay. it is a copy of an american police baseball cap. I was only wearing it for fashion purposes and to be ironic!!
They do think im kinky due to the things they found in my coolerbag (which they said they had an intel file on). I put things in there on purpose to freak them out, I also wear disguises when they follow me to worry them too. In my bag was a wig, some poppers, viagra, duck tape, steroids , kevlat weighted gloves, speed cuffs and a note that said "sussex police are incompetant ****s" Also had an HG2 bullet proof vest in car.

I attached an image of me "in disguise"

"It places the lotion it the basket"(pic reminds me of silence of the lambs)

LMAO great thread beast your stocks up in my books.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 04-17-2008, 01:22 PM

Glad you like my strange lifestyle guys - everyone has to have a hobby....

**Peducho0113** · 04-17-2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by wanabeMASSIVE!

bad boys bad boys, what u guna do when they cme 4 u!?

LMAO

**paulzane** · 04-17-2008, 01:43 PM

Are you sure they got the right house Beast .... look at this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

Did they send you any flowers?

**Peducho0113** · 04-17-2008, 01:46 PM

Wow! I hope everything goes well for you bro

***perfectbeast2001*** · 04-17-2008, 02:16 PM

They have made several horrendous boobs during there enquiries including getting caught on CCTV stealing property from the premises and searching computer records and other things for days looking for my "secret bank account" which they overlooked when searching my house (all bank statements and my card were left on my desk!) They are quite retarded. They also found a canvas bag at my house (used to carry my PC case) and told my missis it was in fact a "high tech bullet proof vest" which one of them demonstrated by putting over his head!. When they left my house the best they could come up with was that my dogs claws were too long and the RSPCA should be informed....