President Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1st Press Conference

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, last week you were seen pushing Maria and your children while walking out towards the presidential helicopter, Marine One. It also looked like you were shouting something. What was it?
A: Go! Run! Get to the chopper!

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Q: Yes, but Mr. President, after that you suddenly stopped and wouldn't let your family get on. Again, it looked like you were shouting something. Care to elaborate as to what you were saying?
A: We make a stand now or there will be no one left to go to the chopper.

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Q: Mr. President, what did you say to Mexican President Felipe Calderon after your North American summit last month?
A: Hasta la vista, baby.

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, Sarah Con ner MSNBC News...
A: Sarah Con ner?

[CSAR]

Q: President Schwarzenneger, you were reportedly the first person to call Rush Limbaugh after his announcement that he abused prescription drugs. What did you say?
A: Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house?

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, what is the number one problem your administration intends to tackle during your first year in office?
A: The riddle of steel.

[im83931]

Q: President Schwarzenegger, Senator Bob Bennett of Utah has been quoted as saying he wouldn't mind hanging out for a weekend at Camp David with you. Any thoughts on this?
A: Come on Bennett. Let's party.

Let off some steam Bennet!

[im83931]

President Schwartzenegger, asked a question by a hot reporter.

Your clothes, give them to me.

[D-Unit 39]

Q: Mr President, what do you feel has been the most difficult adjustment for you in moving from Governer of California, to the much busier and more hectic lifestyle as President? How has dealing with all of the international travel taken it's toll on you?

A: "There's someone in MY house; eating MY birthday cake; with MY family... and it's not me!!"

[CSAR]

Q: So, Mr. President, what did you think the first time you had sexual relations with one of the White House interns?
A: This is cool!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, did you just admit to having inappropriate sexual relations?
A: Take it back!

[CSAR]

Q: Uh, President Schwarzenegger, you don't look so good.
A: Oh, I have a headache.

[CSAR]

Q: Well, erm...next question. Mr. President, adolescent obesity is on the rise and many health officials have said youth obesity is reaching epidemic proportions. Your thoughts?
A: You kids are soft! Oh no! It's time to turn this mush into muscles!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, uh...what are you doing?
(Arnold walks back to the reporter who tricked him in post #50 and kicks him square in the nuts, then throws him out of the White House press room.)
A: You've just been erased.

[CSAR]

Q: Uh, Mr. President was that reporter guilty of something?
A: Yeah, he's guilty of acting like an asshole.

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, Geraldo Rivera, Fox News...
A: I remember you...scumbag!

[CSAR]

Q: President Schwarzenegger, why does Democratic majority leader Senator Harry Reid carry dolls around?
A: He uses the dolls to look up girls' skirts. I caught him doing it yesterday.

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, I have a request...
A: I don't do requests.

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, in last night's news there was a picture of you and Senator Barack Obama talking together. You had your hand around his shoulders and appeared to be whispering something. What was it?
A: I could break your neck like a chicken's!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, Dan Rather CBS News...
A: You're the asshole on TV.

[CSAR]

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[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, what did you think after Senator Clinton lost the Democratic nomination to Senator Obama?
A: She'll be back.

[CSAR]

Q: President Schwarzenegger, was it true that you had some tough words for former Vice President Cheney and if so, what were they?
A: It's all bullshit! All of it! The cabinet minister, the whole business...you got us in here to do your dirty work!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, what went through your mind the first time you stepped through the door into the Oval Office?
A: Knock knock.

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Q: Mr. President, what are your thoughts regarding North Korean President Kim Jong Il's recent confirmation of nuclear weapons to gain concessions during the six nation party talks in Jakarta?
A: So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in the meat grinder!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, it was reported that you recently met with filmmaker Michael Moore. What did you say to him?
A: What the hell are you?

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, any comments about the disappearance of Steve Fossett?
A: He didn't disappear, he was killed alive!

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Q: Mr. President, during the filming of Red Sonja, it was rumored that Brigitte Nielsen was all over you until you said something offensive. What was it?
A: Get the hell off me!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, next month you're scheduled to meet with the Pope. What do you intend to say?
A: Between your faith and my Glock 9 millimeter? I take my Glock!

[CSAR]

Q: President Schwarzenneger, the first time you lifted weights with Sly Stallone, did you offer any kind words?
A: Stop being such a pvssy!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, is it true you're going to legalize anabolic steroids ?
A: Affirmative.

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Q: Uh, Mr. President why are you covering your nose?
A: Does it always smell like this? How does the wind ever get in here?

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, who do you look to for advice during times of need?
A: Crom!

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, I don't believe we've ever heard of this Mr. Crom before.
A: And who says you will?

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, when you visited Chernobyl last year, what went through your mind?
A: Do flowers grow around here?

[CSAR]

Q: Mr. President, the American people want to know your thoughts on national defense.
A: My mission is to protect you.

[J431S]

Q: Mr. President, about your admitted steroid usage during your...
A: (Suddenly interrupts) Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!

(This was from when he challenged the Predator.)

that sound like the real arrnold ..lol