Dating Websites!!

[smokethedays]

Do you guys have any stories to tell?! good ones or funny.
Do they really work?
I'm interested in trying that.

[Hollywood080]

Do you guys have any stories to tell?! good ones or funny.
Do they really work?
I'm interested in trying that.

try Craigslist first!!!!!!

[LawMan018]

try Craigslist first!!!!!!

Yeh, I've done craigslist, works a helluva lot better... Some guys on here mentioned how they hooked up quick with some "hotties" on these dating websites so I went to take a look... Nothing but fatties and an occasionally attractive girl...

[D-Unit 39]

I met a chick from match.com a few months back. Average looking, nothing special. We hooked up a few times, never really went on "dates" just out to hang with friends and then back home to fvck.

Well, the girl turns out to be a total and complete psychopath, starts calling my female friends and ex girlfriends to hang out with her (Still dunno how she got the numbers, must have stolen them out of my phone). Somehow she gets a few of them to come out, and tells them a bunch of lies about the "horrible stuff I have been saying about them" so that I won't hang out with them anymore.

Cleared everything up with all but one of my friends.... a girl I have known for 9 years... she took this psycho bitch's word for everything she said and now we don't talk anymore. The two of them are going to be roommates soon too, LMAO.

It's OK though, I have naked pictures of this girl. I'm gonna let her stay the F out of my life, but the second she does anything to contact me or my friends ever again I'm gonna remind her of the photo session..... or maybe I should just send them to her mom & dad regardless, haha.

[Kratos]

One of my friends loves match.com, get all his women there. I've hung out with one of them he harvested off the net and she's psycho. She wants to get knocked up and have a family as soon as possible. She tells him she's on the pill, but uses a condom anyway, she says "what you don't trust me." One night they went out for drinks and she is too drunk to walk, says she hates him and runs down the road, trips and busts her face open on the curb outside his house. He carries her in, trys to clean her up and the whole time she is trying to hit him. Takes mad amounts of anti-anxiety pills. IMO, fat, crazy, undesirables on match. You may find a good one though, I though about it myself a few months ago.

[J-Dogg]

I met a chick from match.com a few months back. Average looking, nothing special. We hooked up a few times, never really went on "dates" just out to hang with friends and then back home to fvck.

Well, the girl turns out to be a total and complete psychopath, starts calling my female friends and ex girlfriends to hang out with her (Still dunno how she got the numbers, must have stolen them out of my phone). Somehow she gets a few of them to come out, and tells them a bunch of lies about the "horrible stuff I have been saying about them" so that I won't hang out with them anymore.

Cleared everything up with all but one of my friends.... a girl I have known for 9 years... she took this psycho bitch's word for everything she said and now we don't talk anymore. The two of them are going to be roommates soon too, LMAO.

It's OK though, I have naked pictures of this girl. I'm gonna let her stay the F out of my life, but the second she does anything to contact me or my friends ever again I'm gonna remind her of the photo session..... or maybe I should just send them to her mom & dad regardless, haha.

Is her name Nicole? because I think I've done her too bro!

[Puffader]

I met a chic from match.com. She looked cute online and had a sexy voice.
I met her at Starbucks. She seemed ok until she asked me if I took steroids .
She then went on to say she just lost 50 lbs...(Wrong sh!t to say to me)
I was horrified. Imagine falling in love with a chic that just lost 50 lbs and then after a few months she lets herself go and BOOM!!! You have a 5'2" chic thats packing 180lbs! SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[J-Dogg]

One of my friends loves match.com, get all his women there. I've hung out with one of them he harvested off the net and she's psycho. She wants to get knocked up and have a family as soon as possible. She tells him she's on the pill, but uses a condom anyway, she says "what you don't trust me." One night they went out for drinks and she is too drunk to walk, says she hates him and runs down the road, trips and busts her face open on the curb outside his house. He carries her in, trys to clean her up and the whole time she is trying to hit him. Takes mad amounts of anti-anxiety pills. IMO, fat, crazy, undesirables on match. You may find a good one though, I though about it myself a few months ago.

Perfect! I meet girls like that with out the internet though

I thought those girls were the ones you met in a bar?

[firmechicano831]

not recently. I did meet a hotie on myspace and did her real good.

[BITTAPART2]

^^^now how exactly does that happen? I am old and dont do myspace but a friend of mine says he gets poon off myspace, do you just randomly search peoples profiles for hot chiks and message them or something? this world is crazy now with the internet, instant gratification is for real! wait until they have a robot you hook up to your pc that can blow you, you just tell it how you like it and BOOM, instant bj...or you could choose form dofferent porn stars BJ's and the robot will mimic there bj's....alright im taking this too serious right now, but i bet someone will make a fortune off of that invention!

[DSM4Life]

So lame but myspace

[Bojangles69]

Hotornot, girl was ridiculously hot.
****ed her, found out she lied about her age. Said she was 20 and she was really 17, I was 23 at the time. She literally told me about 5 mins after we fvcked, like she thought I'd be cool with it at that point, I thought it was a messed up little strategy on her part.

Wasn't really paranoid at first because she seemed cool.. untill she got a little highschool crush when I told her she was too young to get involved with.

Got into a terrible fight about how she thought age isn't suppose to matter when 2 people love each other.
I told her just for using that analogy we couldn't speak anymore.

She calls back 4 times one after another. Last time goes on a rant about how her mom is in a psychward, her dad doesn't give a shit about her and all this crap. And how she thought I cared about her.

Was actually making her hotter (if I had pics you understand). I wanted to give her an empathy ****, but even if its legal for a 17 year old to consent in NJ. Getting involved with one is another story. I figured best to leave off with this girl on a *nice note. Encase she wants to go cry wolf to some police detective.

Another one from myspace, milf, 34, biggest boobs I've ever touched in my life.
Turned out to be so sexually aggressive (which freaked me the fvck out) when we were done and I got home I poured bleach over my entire body cause I was so paranoid she gave me something.

But CL is DEF the best, if you know how to use it. Because you don't really use each site the same way. On myspace I'd try to stay with like a friend of a friend who I didn't know but had an excuse to get to know.
On hotornot that was when I had a 6pack, so it just worked for the time.
CL is just most affective if you use it the right way. You can pull ass off it all week every week if you know what you're doing.
But still a million times more fun doing it in real life. But even that gets boring too after a while.

[midnight777]

watch out for Chris Hanson....

[drdeath613]

lol myspace is great iv lived in 6 states so far in the last 4 years and everytime i move i scout out myspace girls in the area and two weeks of being there iv hooked up with at least 10 girls and fvked 8 of them some are hot and others well they were good for late night calls

[wukillabee]

CHeck out plentyoffish dot com. My friend has fu**ed countless girls and milfs on there and the site is free. CL seems kinda too fake since no one but gay guys respond back sayin if ur interested in them payin u to suck ur co**. Myspace seems like way too much effort to find gurls, espicially just to fu**. Plentyoffish is good because a lot of the gurls are down to just fu** on there even if they dont say it. I mean think about it, if a gurl is that desperate to go online, upload pics and write a paragraph or two about herself and blah blah blah, u can easily minipulate gurls like that for an easy lay. I mean its not hard for decent looking gurls to get fu**ed, they just gotta go out and pick one of the handful of guys that hit on them that nite. If a gurl is gonna go as far as to create a web based profile of herself then thats easy prey my friends, desperate, horny women! If a gurl really thinks their gonna meet their soulmate or next real relationship from an online dating site then that alone tells u how pathetic these women are, lazy too. Pathetic women are usually easy to talk into sex. Thats the only real reason i see these dating sites are used for, just casual sex.

[kaberle_15]

My mother met her current boyfriend online and he's a weirdo

[gixxerboy1]

i was bored down here and threw and dd on craigslist. Most of the girls ones wound up being spam so i stop meesaging them. But i've had a few cute girls message me back.

[midnight777]

i think I am going to look at some sites..... I need some action soon... been awhile... My life now is lift,eat, work and sleep......

[frignugs]

I've met and rode tons of girls from Plentyoffish.com

try it out, its gold if your in the rough....but beware of the dirties

free too, just be aggressive as hell and they will come.

[frignugs]

CHeck out plentyoffish dot com. My friend has fu**ed countless girls and milfs on there and the site is free. CL seems kinda too fake since no one but gay guys respond back sayin if ur interested in them payin u to suck ur co**. Myspace seems like way too much effort to find gurls, espicially just to fu**. Plentyoffish is good because a lot of the gurls are down to just fu** on there even if they dont say it. I mean think about it, if a gurl is that desperate to go online, upload pics and write a paragraph or two about herself and blah blah blah, u can easily minipulate gurls like that for an easy lay. I mean its not hard for decent looking gurls to get fu**ed, they just gotta go out and pick one of the handful of guys that hit on them that nite. If a gurl is gonna go as far as to create a web based profile of herself then thats easy prey my friends, desperate, horny women! If a gurl really thinks their gonna meet their soulmate or next real relationship from an online dating site then that alone tells u how pathetic these women are, lazy too. Pathetic women are usually easy to talk into sex. Thats the only real reason i see these dating sites are used for, just casual sex.

lol, just read this after i posted.

Nailed it bud...

They all want it on these dating websites, just got to go about it in the right way.

[dirtball_619]

haha bro's..... i just got on that plenty of fish site. i messaged this decent looking chick in my area. and this is what she replied with.... i hope it was a joke.


"well,im Alexis.i dont work at all.i dont drink at all,but i smoke alot.i hating sitting,im always active.i have alotta anger problems.im always gettin held back in skool,and sadly im still in 8th grade,and its a lil funny for me,cuz it gets my mom pissed.im 16.and i cant go anywhere without makeup on"

WTF? LOL

[firmechicano831]

This is what I do. I usually just browse or search local girls around my area and hit them up. If they respond we proceed.

[feanixco]

I had never heard of plentyoffish dot com. I have never done the online dating thing before but this got me curious. I posted a profile earlier this afternoon and already there are some pretty hot girls sending me messages saying how they saw my pics and they are interested.

[frignugs]

Its a gold mine fellas....enjoy!

dirt_ball 619....seems like a typical POF response to me..LMAO!!! get it done son, but proceed with protection..lol

throw up a couple of shirtless pics too, (that is if you are in good shape), you'll triple the amount of messages

[dirtball_619]

POF response? not familiar. ive already concluded its probably one of those reality pedophile shows. u know... the one were the guys walks up to the house and they bust his ass after reviewing the messages exchanged over the net... **** that!!!! Id rather not need to have signatures from my neighbors stating im a pedophile. but theres a 2 year rule in AZ?

[frignugs]

i messaged this decent looking chick in my area. and this is what she replied with.... i hope it was a joke.


"well,im Alexis.i dont work at all.i dont drink at all,but i smoke alot.i hating sitting,im always active.i have alotta anger problems.im always gettin held back in skool,and sadly im still in 8th grade,and its a lil funny for me,cuz it gets my mom pissed.im 16.and i cant go anywhere without makeup on"

WTF? LOL

yeah man...respone = reply..... samething, got me??

lol....just make sure their of age in your area and you'll be fine...Chris hansen wont be after ya..lol

is that your ride the dirtbag? Sweet car indeed. I took my bro's shelby for a drive today for the first time...still cant beleive he let me! had it on the highway too...man-o-man, some kind of car they are.

[powerliftmike]

this is the best thread ive seen in a while. plenty of ideas to work with here. im gonna go field test them. haha

[TJM7275]

Dude my friend dated two girls of Match.com and both were F****** nuts. One of them even took a bat to his windsheild. I think most of those chicks are nuts. One of them looked awesome online and was completly busted when they met. Athletic build my nuts!!!

[paulzane]

I have met many people from on line chat rooms. After a while if they are interested you get their Messenger addy and take it from there. I have met some who were not my cup of tea and we left it at that. I have had one girl who flew 3000 miles to meet ... I paid for the hotel and she paid for her flight. I had another do the same from a different country. It is good fun waiting at the airport to meet someone you haven't seen in the flesh before!! Usually not too long until you see the flesh ....lol

It is good because you have been through all the formalities and "know" each other quite well before you actually meet!

I would recommend it

[feanixco]

I had never heard of plentyoffish dot com. I have never done the online dating thing before but this got me curious. I posted a profile earlier this afternoon and already there are some pretty hot girls sending me messages saying how they saw my pics and they are interested.

Update -

Ok so i posted a profile yesterday because I was curious. I have had atleast a dozen girls send me messages so far. I didn't even initiate the first contact. (shirtless pics do work, if you are chizzled)
This sexy girl started blowing my AOL IM up when I was at work after I gave her my SN. She is on her way over to my place as we speak. Hopefully her pics were legit and she isn't crazy.

[calgarian]

Update -

Ok so i posted a profile yesterday because I was curious. I have had atleast a dozen girls send me messages so far. I didn't even initiate the first contact. (shirtless pics do work, if you are chizzled)
This sexy girl started blowing my AOL IM up when I was at work after I gave her my SN. She is on her way over to my place as we speak. Hopefully her pics were legit and she isn't crazy.

Did you survive or she killed you ?

[feanixco]

She was definitely crazy....wanted me to put it in her arse with no rubber on. She did however suck the chrome off my hitch then sat there watching me eat my final meal of the night (chicken breast & turkey sausage) then blew me again. Hopped in her car and left.
She had only been inside my place for maybe 10 minutes watching the Celtics game and asked me if I was into anal sex. I told her we couldn't because I didnt have any condoms and she said, "oh no big deal....atleast I can't get pregnant"

[frignugs]

She was definitely crazy....wanted me to put it in her arse with no rubber on. She did however suck the chrome off my hitch then sat there watching me eat my final meal of the night (chicken breast & turkey sausage) then blew me again. Hopped in her car and left.
She had only been inside my place for maybe 10 minutes watching the Celtics game and asked me if I was into anal sex. I told her we couldn't because I didnt have any condoms and she said, "oh no big deal....atleast I can't get pregnant"

Thats what im talking about right there!

gotta luv the POF dirties.....think ill do some fishing now

[D-Unit 39]

If they will let you do em without a condom without a care in the world -- you better wear one.

If they tell you you need to wear a condom -- then talk em out of it and hit it raw

[ChuckLee]

I met a chick from match.com a few months back. Average looking, nothing special. We hooked up a few times, never really went on "dates" just out to hang with friends and then back home to fvck.

Well, the girl turns out to be a total and complete psychopath, starts calling my female friends and ex girlfriends to hang out with her (Still dunno how she got the numbers, must have stolen them out of my phone). Somehow she gets a few of them to come out, and tells them a bunch of lies about the "horrible stuff I have been saying about them" so that I won't hang out with them anymore.

Cleared everything up with all but one of my friends.... a girl I have known for 9 years... she took this psycho bitch's word for everything she said and now we don't talk anymore. The two of them are going to be roommates soon too, LMAO.

It's OK though, I have naked pictures of this girl. I'm gonna let her stay the F out of my life, but the second she does anything to contact me or my friends ever again I'm gonna remind her of the photo session..... or maybe I should just send them to her mom & dad regardless, haha.

WOW, I'd never guess you fvk with females...

[D-Unit 39]

WOW, I'd never guess you fvk with females...

You thought I was gay?!?

[MATTMAN01]

Somehow marriage doesn't seem so bad any more! thanks for the refresher.

[ChuckLee]

You thought I was gay?!?

I wish

[D-Unit 39]

[calgarian]

She was definitely crazy....wanted me to put it in her arse with no rubber on. She did however suck the chrome off my hitch then sat there watching me eat my final meal of the night (chicken breast & turkey sausage) then blew me again. Hopped in her car and left.
She had only been inside my place for maybe 10 minutes watching the Celtics game and asked me if I was into anal sex. I told her we couldn't because I didnt have any condoms and she said, "oh no big deal....atleast I can't get pregnant"

So you got a chick to come to ur place and didnt had any condums? Espicially she wanted it in her arse

Man...I am mad. Never let go of a arse.