so ...fkking...pissed right now..

**SVTmuscle** · 05-18-2008, 02:55 AM

so as im sleeping in my nice comfortable queen size bed after a chill night of watching the Sox with my dad and sleeping by 1130 I get a phone call at 415am.
yup, my (ex) girlfriend just got a DUI. now bail isn't untill 5am and im sitting in the waiting right now typing on my phone.
so now I just drove 30 min to get her sitting here like an asshole waiting for her to get released. last favor I do for her though, shes a good kid but dumber than ****ing rocks. im done w her after this.

**Amorphic** · 05-18-2008, 02:57 AM

good call. not worth it.

i have no respect for anyone that drives drunk and puts other people in danger, nor do i have any respect for alcohol in general

**SVTmuscle** · 05-18-2008, 03:07 AM

bro I agree with you 100 percent. I have 1 maybe 2 glasses of wine if I go out to eat that's it. she works at a nice restaurant and prob got shitfaced after work w her co workers

**SmittyTheOX** · 05-18-2008, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by SVTmuscle

so as im sleeping in my nice comfortable queen size bed after a chill night of watching the Sox with my dad and sleeping by 1130 I get a phone call at 415am.
yup, my (ex) girlfriend just got a DUI. now bail isn't untill 5am and im sitting in the waiting right now typing on my phone.
so now I just drove 30 min to get her sitting here like an asshole waiting for her to get released. last favor I do for her though, shes a good kid but dumber than ****ing rocks. im done w her after this.

So you spent the night in bed with your dad watching the SOX???

PS Sorry to kick a bro when hes down but I couldnt resist.

***G-1000*** · 05-18-2008, 08:05 AM

YA so she woke you up form you nice sleep. WTF you have to wake me up for? I looked at my phone and wanted to kill you.

**SVTmuscle** · 05-18-2008, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

YA so she woke you up form you nice sleep. WTF you have to wake me up for? I looked at my phone and wanted to kill you.

i figure if i gotta be up so do you cutie

**StoneGRMI** · 05-18-2008, 08:20 AM

I turn my ringer on silent throughout the night. If it's important people can wait until I get up in the morning.

**StoneGRMI** · 05-18-2008, 09:01 AM

Now I'm pretty pissed. I have this kitchen faucet bellow:

There's a button on top of it to make the water come out more intense to clean plates. I pushed down pretty hard on the button and the entire handle broke off, shot a ton of water directly at me, I jumped out of the line of fire then it shot clear across the kitchen onto my little kitchen TV...I'm still soaked.

**Oki-Des** · 05-18-2008, 09:12 AM

Its always good to leave on a good note. You did her a huge favor and she will always be appreciative of what you did. But, if you dont cut your ties soon, you will surely continue to get calls at odd hours for your help.

**paulzane** · 05-18-2008, 09:30 AM

She will owe your her ass after this!!!

**BayouPumps** · 05-18-2008, 09:56 AM

yup straight buttsex

**Schmidty** · 05-18-2008, 10:13 AM

she was to take it n the ass or the arm pit 4sure now...

***G-1000*** · 05-18-2008, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by SVTmuscle

i figure if i gotta be up so do you cutie

If my ringer was on you would have been a dead man. The wife would have cut your balls off.

I think you and the gf need to get piss drunk. Then you **** the shit out of her and show her what drunk driving really is.

**l2elapse** · 05-18-2008, 02:14 PM

has she pulled stunts like this before?

**SVTmuscle** · 05-18-2008, 02:48 PM

no she has not pulled a stunt like this before. She never drinks, just recently she started drinking after work with the people she bartends/waitress' with. We've been together for almost a year, and before last month I could literally count how many times shes gotten drunk. Shes a good person shes just an idiot, very immature dosn't know what to do with her life

**WEBB** · 05-18-2008, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

YA so she woke you up form you nice sleep. WTF you have to wake me up for? I looked at my phone and wanted to kill you.

Well at least he just calls you...he stands outdise my bedroom window throwing peebles at it to wake me up.....

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

If my ringer was on you would have been a dead man. The wife would have cut your balls off.

I think you and the gf need to get piss drunk. Then you **** the shit out of her and show her what drunk driving really is.

fukin awesome....

**SVTmuscle** · 05-18-2008, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

Well at least he just calls you...he stands outdise my bedroom window throwing peebles at it to wake me up.....

fukin awesome....

"psssssssssst WEBB!!! psssssssssssssssssssssst!" I think I broke one of your side windows last night, pebble was more like a rock!

**WEBB** · 05-18-2008, 05:33 PM

like you could throw a rock hard enough to break glass....c'mon now, who you trying to fool...

**SVTmuscle** · 05-18-2008, 07:38 PM

doh'

***Doc.Sust*** · 05-18-2008, 07:42 PM

she owes you big, take advantage of that!

**Tri26** · 05-18-2008, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

she owes you big, take advantage of that!

Agreed on that but the correct response would have been (Insert any female name other than hers here) is that you? and then hang up. Let her sober up in jail.

**NATE0406** · 05-18-2008, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Now I'm pretty pissed. I have this kitchen faucet bellow:

There's a button on top of it to make the water come out more intense to clean plates. I pushed down pretty hard on the button and the entire handle broke off, shot a ton of water directly at me, I jumped out of the line of fire then it shot clear across the kitchen onto my little kitchen TV...I'm still soaked.

haha bro i have the same faucet.. lol mine hasnt been an issue yet.

**SnaX** · 05-18-2008, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Now I'm pretty pissed. I have this kitchen faucet bellow:

There's a button on top of it to make the water come out more intense to clean plates. I pushed down pretty hard on the button and the entire handle broke off, shot a ton of water directly at me, I jumped out of the line of fire then it shot clear across the kitchen onto my little kitchen TV...I'm still soaked.

lol you ever have one of those little mini-water-gun thing on the side of your sink? (For squirting dishes and such) Well on more than one occasion someone presses down real hard and gets the handle stuck.
So when you get ready for the day and feel cool as a clam you go to the sink, turn it on, and get shot in the chin or the neck...
lol those days

**pumpd4lif** · 05-18-2008, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

she was to take it n the ass or the arm pit 4sure now...

I think her going to court is a good enough payback...cause if she doesnt ur beat for your cash

**IronReload04** · 05-19-2008, 02:47 AM

dude, I would do anything to trade places with you right now......its 4:47 am, and i gotta take an organic chem exam at 8am

**SVTmuscle** · 05-19-2008, 08:44 AM

i took all my exams last week so im done w00t

**StoneGRMI** · 05-19-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by SnaX

lol you ever have one of those little mini-water-gun thing on the side of your sink? (For squirting dishes and such) Well on more than one occasion someone presses down real hard and gets the handle stuck.
So when you get ready for the day and feel cool as a clam you go to the sink, turn it on, and get shot in the chin or the neck...
lol those days

I had one of those in college and we would always put a rubberband around it when we new our pothead roommate was going to use the sink. He was always so out of it that he never once looked to see if there was a rubberband on it. Pretty funny stuff seeing him pissed off everyday.