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  1. 05-21-2008, 06:07 AM #41
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    You want to quit doing her cause she has a dirty house? Picky picky!

    You don't have to marry her, and if you do, I guess you are going to be the house keeper.

    My Ex was FILTHY DIRTY. She was clean, spent 2 hours every day getting ready. Her makeup was all over the place, cereal bowls stacked at the coffee table, towel on the floor where she was putting on her makeup after a shower.

    Her hygine was far better than mine, and i"m not Bettyfvckingcrocker but I like things picked up.

    I remember the first time I saw her room.....I swear you could not see the carpet honest to go truth.

    If I have a girl over, the house is clean, spotless and candles are lit. I even wash my hands after I go to the bathroom if it's a newer girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    You want to quit doing her cause she has a dirty house? Picky picky!

    You don't have to marry her, and if you do, I guess you are going to be the house keeper.

    My Ex was FILTHY DIRTY. She was clean, spent 2 hours every day getting ready. Her makeup was all over the place, cereal bowls stacked at the coffee table, towel on the floor where she was putting on her makeup after a shower.

    Her hygine was far better than mine, and i"m not Bettyfvckingcrocker but I like things picked up.

    I remember the first time I saw her room.....I swear you could not see the carpet honest to go truth.

    If I have a girl over, the house is clean, spotless and candles are lit. I even wash my hands after I go to the bathroom if it's a newer girl!

    you dont wash your hands after washroom...ewwww
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  3. 05-21-2008, 08:04 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    Damn, it must have been like years since you got any 'cause most guys would've bailed.



    Yep - "The One Where Ross Dates the Dirty Girl" with Rebecca Romijn. Classic!



    What'd you do? Trip and fall face-first into a rancid cooch?
    HAHAHAHA... not exactly.. but umm.. haha... that funny...
    yea it had been a little while since i got some.. i'll admit.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    HAHAHAHA... not exactly.. but umm.. haha... that funny...
    yea it had been a little while since i got some.. i'll admit.......
    All filth aside......was the sex good? did you enjoy it? did you stick it in the pooper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    But what about from a girl that lives in those type of conditions?

    More likely to get a tasty fungal infection me thinks.
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  6. 05-21-2008, 09:13 AM #46
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    HA HA HA, C watch's Friends... you sissy..jkjkjk brother
    Dude tell her to wash her ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    HA HA HA, C watch's Friends... you sissy..jkjkjk brother
    Dude tell her to wash her ass
    no need need 2 condums i for the d!ck and other onw for the nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no need need 2 condums i for the d!ck and other onw for the nuts
    lol that would be funny, but why stop there. You might as well just wear a hazchem suit
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  9. 05-21-2008, 09:36 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by mick86 View Post
    More likely to get a tasty fungal infection me thinks.
    how about some warts?

    or maybe his testicles might turn square and fester at the corners???





































    you think we're worrying him enough yet?!?
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    I just love this thread...He is the one who already screwed the chick and now we are worried about all the issues that chick could have? Isnt it too late giving that he already screwed the chick?
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    Dude, not to Hijack, but I screwed this girl in the Navy and her p**** was terible. It smelt so bad I gaged and the worst part was after I nutted, I got dressed and drove home and my car and room smelt like her nasty ass Vag. The next day I went to get in my car and seriously puked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Dude, not to Hijack, but I screwed this girl in the Navy and her p**** was terible. It smelt so bad I gaged and the worst part was after I nutted, I got dressed and drove home and my car and room smelt like her nasty ass Vag. The next day I went to get in my car and seriously puked.
    ha ha - i had that a few years ago...

    Pulled some girl and stayed with her at a party while all ma m8s left...

    She drove me home n we stopped 4 some fun on the way home... got ma hand down there and the smell that then aromatised the car was DISGUSTING... i told her she needed to wash her poon...

    A 15 mile walk home was my punishment..... lol
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    ^^ COME ON! I'm eating lunch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    ^^ COME ON! I'm eating lunch!
    whats 'lunch's' name???
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    Shif I feel you bro..... It smelled Like pure Death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Shif I feel you bro..... It smelled Like pure Death.
    Stale wee wee is the only way i can describe it....

    Why do chicks feel the need to let them selves go?!?!?!?

    If we wapped out a smelly todger they would run a mile!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    Stale wee wee is the only way i can describe it....

    Why do chicks feel the need to let them selves go?!?!?!?

    If we wapped out a smelly todger they would run a mile!

    thats why i always break their legs first!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704 View Post
    thats why i always break their legs first!
    You have style son.

    Us British always have the logical approach!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    You have style son.

    Us British always have the logical approach!
    darn tootin'!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    You have style son.

    Us British always have the logical approach!
    THats why u call chicks birds...too freaking logical...
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    THats why u call chicks birds...too freaking logical...
    a 'chick' is a baby 'bird'

    you guys make me sick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704 View Post
    a 'chick' is a baby 'bird'

    you guys make me sick...
    Get in line
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    yes i have had an experiance like this and no i did not call her back. What the ****? how can a chick be smoking hot and live in a nasty house
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